OMGWTF Disses Mike Dechaine, in style

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WTF!!!!! What do these people think I am here for?

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That was pretty good, and while I'm new to all this yeah watching md is irritating cause he's always complaining. I was watching a match with him and Shane and mike kept complaining about the rack.
 
She has a flair for writing good pool content. I have read some of her masterpieces in the past.

This one, though, isn't funny to me. The entire time I am reading it, even though it is adorned with funny pictures and contains descriptive adjectives, I envision how hurtful it is if Mike Dechaine were to read it. Some might interpret this as cyberbullying, even though I am sure it is meant to be entertaining.
 
WTF!!!!! What do these people think I am here for?

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haha, nailed. If you're desperate, set up a VNC/teamviewer/whatever type of connection between your home PC and your work PC. Then you just surf websites on your home PC, and work can't block it or monitor it. PM me if none of that made sense and I can walk you through it.
 
JAM she's about 5 foot tall and a 100 lbs and I might be generous in both of those estimates, pretty sure Dechaine can take her lol.

Come on who can't laugh when every caption says "This is Mr. Dechaine's head...."

If I was Mike D. I would find the comedy in there if for no reason it's easy to laugh at yourself. No harm no foul in my opinion.
 
Oh man. I need to read this more often.

"He and the chair became best friends."
"This is Shane smirking at Mike Dechaine's head"
*SNORT*
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Last I saw, Mr. Dechaine was insisting Mr. Van Boening play him another set on a tight table the next day. Mr. Van Boening declined.

“Are you scared?” Mr. Dechaine sneered.

“No,” Mr. Van Boening replied. “I’m going shopping.”

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PFFWaaahahaAH... the only way that could be better is if it he could have added "with your money". But sadly Mike walked away richer than he started, so it wouldn't have made sense.
 
Edited Image of Shane's Cell Phone screen... in the Blog...

Mike D -svb Horse F'n.jpg


Now go practice your winning attitude between every game... lol

What would be even funnier is if I could get a .gif file of Shane doing a 'slappin the Ass'- inzone type of 'horse dance' and attach it to this post... lol
 
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I thought this was the best part of all:

One of my friends wasn’t even watching the match. She was online shopping on her phone, scrolling through the catalogues of online stores and whatnot.

Really? You come out to Vegas, give up two evenings of your life, pay to watch the match, and then phone-shop while Shane puts on the 10-ball exhibition of the century and you call yourself a "serious" pool player?

Now THAT'S funny!:rolleyes:
 
Well written, humorous and completely mean spirited. Clearly agenda driven and they were sharking. This blogger has talent but is wasting it in this kind of malicious attack.
 
I know

JAM she's about 5 foot tall and a 100 lbs and I might be generous in both of those estimates, pretty sure Dechaine can take her lol.

Come on who can't laugh when every caption says "This is Mr. Dechaine's head...."

If I was Mike D. I would find the comedy in there if for no reason it's easy to laugh at yourself. No harm no foul in my opinion.

Everyone don't look at life like I do, but to me, if I can bring a smile to other people, by someone writing sarcastic, comical stories about me, then so be it. In Mikes defense, I am sure if he reads this, he won't think it's funny. I don't know him personally, but from all the things I heard about him, he won't like it, no matter how many people enjoy the read. So, to OMGWTF, if you are ever in Indiana, contact me and I will give you some good writing material. Might even challenge you to grudge match, like the one a few years ago,,,, Now, that was some funny stuff. Thanks for the laughs, sorry MD, but it was a funny write up.
 
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