one of my many road hustles

Thanks Chris, good story

real bartram said:
me road partner and the saw go to this town the bar is the red robin the best player is ill say pablo so my friend plays pablo 50 a game this guy needs the 6 from either one of us ,but not from the saw lol ok my friend wins 500 at 50 a game not bad but the guy with all the money is who im after. so pablo chirps at me to play so i do 50 a game i lost 500 back perfect the money man shows up to see this. now i play the money man who needs the last 6 .i give him the 8 ball i think for 300 a game i stall cause its out of line .i think i win about 4000.now pablo wants to play me so i say my partner will play like im scared but he beat him so he keeps wanting to play me so i say you know what i cant beat you for 50 a game but i dont think you can play for 300 a game so we play 3000 later im right he cant play for 300 a game. the best part is now some guy from the crowd says ill take the 6 7 8 so i look over this guy must be 90 years old .i have to play this guy i dont remember but i think 200 a game and he lost around 2000 all because i let pablo beat me out of 500.
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As for you other guys, this ain't English class. LOL....
 
jay helfert said:
The way this story would be told by:

Shane - I made a few dollars last week. :rolleyes:

Jason Kirkwood - We beat these guys in some bar called the Red Bird or something like that out of $9,000. I used a house cue. :p

Ronnie Wiseman and Tony Chohan - We worked this joint for days setting everything up just right. I got down with the first guy and laid off $500 to sweeten everything up. Once we got the bet right, we took them off for a big number. Tony never had to show his speed. We'll probably go back in a year or so. The spot will still be good then. ;)

Cliff Joyner - We won all the money, but I had to give up the five out to get a game. Everyone knew who I was. It's always that way. Every "brother" around gets word I'm there and once they come I'm knocked. :frown:

Keith - I don't know how much we won or who these guys were. I just gave them whatever they asked for and robbed everyone in the joint. There wasn't one guy who could make a ball in the ocean. All I know is that I was betting G Notes at the track the next day. I had one horse at 6-1 if he comes in we make $12,000. He gets beat by a nose at the line. :o

Darren Appleton - I LUVVV America, everywhere I go someone wants to play pool with me. Don't they know I'm the World Champion? I hope they never find out who I am. They think I'm some tourist on vacation. :D

Jay Helfert - I got turned on to this spot. They told me I could make a score in there. The first guy I played wanted to play for $50 a game. I robbed him for $300 in less than an hour. I couldn't get another game after that. Too bad, I heard there was a guy in there that sometimes goes off big. :sorry:
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Jay, you forgot to tell it from my perspective. I'll help you out.

So I'm at this bar called the Red Robin. These guys come in and beat the s**t out of me and my friends for all of our money. I hope they come back, they weren't that good.
 
Thanks Chris

Good story Chris, thanks for posting! As for the English/grammar/punctuation/spelling police...whatever.
 
Stones said:
A road story turns into a grammar lesson.




Only on AZ!!


Stones
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Exactly, I don't give a F*ck if he types it in pig latin, We have one of the biggest road players in modern times sharing stories and we are going to correct his grammer. Grammer police, STFU.

BTW, thanks for the story Chris. Look forward to watching you at the Derby.
 
Question

poolhustler said:
Damn that was hard to read!!!!

:rolleyes:
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Not only hard to read but hard to believe. Where do you find these places that people are willing and anxious to lose this amount of money? I love to hear these stories. Keep'em coming please.

Thanks

Kevin
 
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xianmacx said:
Exactly, I don't give a F*ck if he types it in pig latin, We have one of the biggest road players in modern times sharing stories and we are going to correct his grammer. Grammer police, STFU.

BTW, thanks for the story Chris. Look forward to watching you at the Derby.
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Couldn't have said it better. rep to you
 
real bartram said:
me road partner and the saw go to this town the bar is the red robin the best player is ill say pablo so my friend plays pablo 50 a game this guy needs the 6 from either one of us ,but not from the saw lol ok my friend wins 500 at 50 a game not bad but the guy with all the money is who im after. so pablo chirps at me to play so i do 50 a game i lost 500 back perfect the money man shows up to see this. now i play the money man who needs the last 6 .i give him the 8 ball i think for 300 a game i stall cause its out of line .i think i win about 4000.now pablo wants to play me so i say my partner will play like im scared but he beat him so he keeps wanting to play me so i say you know what i cant beat you for 50 a game but i dont think you can play for 300 a game so we play 3000 later im right he cant play for 300 a game. the best part is now some guy from the crowd says ill take the 6 7 8 so i look over this guy must be 90 years old .i have to play this guy i dont remember but i think 200 a game and he lost around 2000 all because i let pablo beat me out of 500.
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It was the day "Baby Keith" was born.... LOL. Little "Pablo" was a good sport, we f'ed with him so much and he took it all in stride. He just couldn't stand it that people were actually out moving him... The money man "cue guy" told me that listening to me and Chris was better than going to the movies "Where do you guys come up with this shit?!?!?!?!?" LOL Practice, lots of practice....

Chris aint BS'ing, the old guy was at least 80 and he come out barking like a rabbid dog. He barked so hard he couldn't make himself quit soon enough.

Chris, how about the guy in Oklahoma who just got out of the pen and was supposed to pick up his new glasses? Double LOL... Or getting directions from Shannon to get to his house? "Burnside!!" and "Now don't get out on that dog now, ya hear......" LOL Or Ft. Smith? Or "The Forrest"? :eek: Or me woofing Jack Hines nuts off in Ft. Worth? Or the bounty hunters chasing Brian thru Strokerz in Fla.? Or me going off on your boy Jimmy Zender? All of that and the Red Bird story are all just one trip folks... There are at least 5-6 good books inside Chris' head!

BTW Chris, I've got someone who wants to write a book about your stories....
 
xianmacx said:
Exactly, I don't give a F*ck if he types it in pig latin, We have one of the biggest road players in modern times sharing stories and we are going to correct his grammer. Grammer police, STFU.

BTW, thanks for the story Chris. Look forward to watching you at the Derby.
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Great post... But I have to say it..... I can't help myself........ It's grammar, not grammer! LOL
 
The Saw said:
Great post... But I have to say it..... I can't help myself........ It's grammar, not grammer! LOL
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That's why Chris plays and you watch. :D :D

Great story Chris. Keep posting. We love it.
JoeyA (couldn't help myself-:duck: )
 
JoeyA said:
That's why Chris plays and you watch. :D :D

Great story Chris. Keep posting. We love it.
JoeyA (couldn't help myself-:duck: )
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But... :)

#1- I'm the best road player driver in the business...

#2- I move good for a guy that can't play...

#3- I side bet like a mf'er.....

Saw
 
The Saw said:
But... :)

#1- I'm the best road player driver in the business...

#2- I move good for a guy that can't play...

#3- I side bet like a mf'er.....

Saw
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That's what I'm talking about.

AND MORE IMPORTANTLY...... you have a line on every monkey that's ever swung a stick. :grin:
JoeyA (thinks you should be the RIP SAW)
 
The Saw said:
Great post... But I have to say it..... I can't help myself........ It's grammar, not grammer! LOL
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haha,

Even more reason I hate the grammAr police. I'm no english major myself. lol
 
real bartram said:
me road partner and the saw go to this town the bar is the red robin the best player is ill say pablo so my friend plays pablo 50 a game this guy needs the 6 from either one of us ,but not from the saw lol ok my friend wins 500 at 50 a game not bad but the guy with all the money is who im after. so pablo chirps at me to play so i do 50 a game i lost 500 back perfect the money man shows up to see this. now i play the money man who needs the last 6 .i give him the 8 ball i think for 300 a game i stall cause its out of line .i think i win about 4000.now pablo wants to play me so i say my partner will play like im scared but he beat him so he keeps wanting to play me so i say you know what i cant beat you for 50 a game but i dont think you can play for 300 a game so we play 3000 later im right he cant play for 300 a game. the best part is now some guy from the crowd says ill take the 6 7 8 so i look over this guy must be 90 years old .i have to play this guy i dont remember but i think 200 a game and he lost around 2000 all because i let pablo beat me out of 500.
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English is not your friend
 
There have been times where Chris has made more in a month than any of your english professors have made in a year.

So....


Who's the idiot?
 
SpiderWebComm said:
There have been times where Chris has made more in a month than any of your english professors have made in a year.

So....


Who's the idiot?
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LOL,good one.I could give two sh*ts if Chris wrote this in arabic and I had to hire someone to translate it.KEEP THESE ROAD STORIES COMING,PLEASE.:thumbup:

THX CHRIS.
 
Getting Hustled

I wouldn't mind hearing a story or two where the hustler got hustled (if it has ever happened to Chris).

I'm thinking that there had to be a time where Chris was setting up a "sucker"...only to find out that on that particular day Chris just couldn't beat him -- either straight-up or giving the agreed upon spot -- and they made a big score off of Chris...

(I don't mean playing a known player...but someone unknown to Chris)
 
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