One Pocket is so slow....
- Thread starter chefjeff
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1 Pocket is so slow.
9 ball is so fast!
14.1 is just right!
9 ball is so fast!
14.1 is just right!
Chess is played on the clock. Each player is alloted the same amount of time for the entire game. When you're done with your move, you press the button and your opponent's clock starts running. He completes his move, presses the button and your clock starts running.
The first ten moves are usually lightning fast! like 10 seconds for 10 moves (5 by each player).
after reading the first 3 post i gave up. lol But one pocket is only slow if 2 dopes are playing , and if your watching 2 good players although it may be slow untill all the moveing is done. when its go time the game speeds up fast and its run out time.
Actually it's often much faster if two dopes are playing.....with good players each game can take a long time.
We are just playing anyway....one pocket is actually a fast paced game in the sense that it's a constant series of punch-counter punch where both players are shooting. Just that concluding a single game can take a while.
One pocket is slow that matches are carbon dated.
Banks
Banned
One-pocket is so slow........
......that a player got an opportunity to test the theory of evolution....
......empirically.......
It is thought that Newton was also not a fan of 1P. He was noted as saying, in regards to a particularly slow game, "Objects at rest tend to stay at rest."
Could someone please interpret this for me.
Nothing..I mean NOTHING, is slower than a 'CocoboloCowboy' ! 
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Could someone please interpret this for me.
Anyone who can think of only one way to spell a word lacks imagination.
Mark Twain.......who misspells his name as Samuel Clemens sometimes
One Pocket is slower than a Terrestrial Gastropod Mollusc, on Valium. 
This thread never gets old!! My wife and I were laughing our asses off! This is one of my favs. At SBE the lesser known players didn't do the game any favors.
I liked seeing some of the well known pros play here and there.
Is the final over yet?????? lol
One pocket is soooo slooooow...:boring2:
Frost has started to melt...
Pagulayan has had all his frequent flyer points cancelled...
And BigTruck had to buy all new tires....due to erosion....
And the casino dealers waiting for Scott and Alex to make a lay down?......
....it's their offspring who's waiting now.
Frost has started to melt...
Pagulayan has had all his frequent flyer points cancelled...
And BigTruck had to buy all new tires....due to erosion....
And the casino dealers waiting for Scott and Alex to make a lay down?......
....it's their offspring who's waiting now.
One pocket isn't slow at all ...
Sorry chefjeff, but IMO One pocket isn't a slow game at all!
I couldn't post earlier, because right now I'm playing an important 1P match. I just made my first shot at 8:32 PM (01-06-2010) and I missed it.
Wait what I wanted to say...? Oh noooooo, I have to go back to the table, it's already my turn again... 8:33PM (06-30-2015)
I'll be back in a minute...
Sorry chefjeff, but IMO One pocket isn't a slow game at all!
I couldn't post earlier, because right now I'm playing an important 1P match. I just made my first shot at 8:32 PM (01-06-2010) and I missed it.
Wait what I wanted to say...? Oh noooooo, I have to go back to the table, it's already my turn again... 8:33PM (06-30-2015)
I'll be back in a minute...
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What the hell is so funny about that?
...so why am I still laughing?
:shrug::killingme:
