This letter just came over my screen. Thought I would share it....
To: Pool Idiots Every Where
To Whom It May Concern, it has come to my attention that Pool Idiots everywhere feel it is my obligation to answer all their Pool Questions.
From Time to Time….as a Matter of Fact every time when I attempt to Answer, The Pool Idiot indicates either he has some other way to do it that he would like me to validate, or I am giving him too much information and that he just wanted to watch me play in a public pool room for free.
I would like All Pool Idiots to know, contrary to Popular Belief, I actually get paid to do these things.
However, I understand your inability to Practice Effectively; Lack of Ability to Aim Efficiently and Your futile attempts at Playing Like Your Head is up Your Ass.
As a Result, I would like to make the process less Stressful for Pool Idiots everywhere by establishing the following Policy:
From here on in I will allow you to write what you would like to hear and I will memorize it and Recite it to You…..
Yours Truly
Tenderloin Tony
TLT
According to reports Tony is a real person whose name you would probably recognize. He doesn't post here but I think he would be a valued contributor.To Whom It May Concern, it has come to my attention that Pool Idiots everywhere feel it is my obligation to answer all their Pool Questions.
From Time to Time….as a Matter of Fact every time when I attempt to Answer, The Pool Idiot indicates either he has some other way to do it that he would like me to validate, or I am giving him too much information and that he just wanted to watch me play in a public pool room for free.
I would like All Pool Idiots to know, contrary to Popular Belief, I actually get paid to do these things.
However, I understand your inability to Practice Effectively; Lack of Ability to Aim Efficiently and Your futile attempts at Playing Like Your Head is up Your Ass.
As a Result, I would like to make the process less Stressful for Pool Idiots everywhere by establishing the following Policy:
From here on in I will allow you to write what you would like to hear and I will memorize it and Recite it to You…..
Yours Truly
Tenderloin Tony
TLT
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