Pool Nation-Ideas Needed

Fatboy

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I jsut hit a trillion REP points and was typing a message to my friend who pushed me past that mile stone. I made a statment about how much a trillion really is and jokeilngly said we could buy a small counrty or 2 with that much cheese here is what I said(I thought it would be a cool idea and fun):

Can you imagine how much $$$ that is??? wow we could go buy small counrties and design our own flags and tax everyone who lives there and make more even $$$, join the United Nations, create a new currency(and print more of it when ever we feel like it), make pool the national sport.

Give pool players good solid tax deductions on all winnings or no tax at all and write off's when they lose. We could put pool tables in grammer schools, middle school, high school and college too. Start a farm system for the more talented players like they do for NBA and NFL players in America. We could have classes in bank roll managment, game managment, math courses with a reason to be doing math(right now they make kids do math and never give them a reason wht they are doing it-the kids would be interested).

And for the kids who have no apituted or interest in playing, we could have shop classes and reach kids how to build pool tables, become mechnice, fitters. Other kids we could teach them how to become a good house man, or coctail waitress. Business classes for future room owners. Cue maker classes, classes on woods and other cue materials.


Pool would be in everyones blood, in one form or another, JCIN could be a cabinent member of President Mark Griffen. JCIN would be head of photography and video production, I'd be like Alan Greenspan was the Fed Reserve Chief, Id print up pleanty of $$$ for everyone. Jay would be another cabinent member, director of forign tournments. Etc. and we would have term limits so everyon would get a crack at a high paying job. We will have pool tables in every room of our Capital building. Bucktooth will be the Chief Justice of our court system. Watchez is the official bearu of time. JoeyA will be speaker of the house since he has a nice voice, all the girls get a position because I like girls who like pool. let me know any other ideas you might have

We will put pool tables in every prison so when someone has to report they can still stay instroke, and have very light sentances as well. except for rapests, murders and kiddy porn guys-they get a public hanging.


And since we can print out own currency we should print up alot and make sure everyone has a good bank roll. The HOF that JA and Allison were just inducted into would stand as would all the past members, we need to carve full size statues of our heros to adorn our capital building.


How strong would that be???? we could have Disco design the flag. Scott Lee could write people tickets for dropping their elbow. If you have any ideas please let me know as we dont have a consistution yet.


What I just outlined is about whats going on in washington minus pool.

What do ya think???
 
And for the kids who have no aptitude or interest in playing, we could have shop classes and teach kids how to build pool tables, become mechanics, fitters. Other kids we could teach them how to become a good house man, or coctail waitress. Business classes for future room owners. Cue maker classes, classes on woods and other cue materials.

I don't know why, but there's just something about this section that cracks me up. It's good that there's a plan for those who have no interest in pool. Especially if it means teaching them how to run a good pool room or make a cue case! lol!

Absolutely friggin' hysterical! I got nothing to add. :D
 
I don't know why, but there's just something about this section that cracks me up. It's good that there's a plan for those who have no interest in pool. Especially if it means teaching them how to run a good pool room or make a cue case! lol!

Absolutely friggin' hysterical! I got nothing to add. :D


'one thing I forgot to make clear, I'm not saying that table mechnics, manufactors, cue makers or anyone for that matter, are somehow inferior to players, they are not at all, just playing aint everybodys bag, so Iwant to make sure that in Pool Nation-"no child is left behind". No matter what were going to make sure our kids will all be involved in some aspect of pool.
 
'one thing I forgot to make clear, I'm not saying that table mechnics, manufactors, cue makers or anyone for that matter, are somehow inferior to players, they are not at all, just playing aint everybodys bag, so Iwant to make sure that in Pool Nation-"no child is left behind". No matter what were going to make sure our kids will all be involved in some aspect of pool.

Without Table mechanics, Cue builders, pool hall owners, we wouldnt have pool.....everyone is just as important as the other...

For our annual get togethers....I will smoke some meat and we can have a HUGE BBQ...I have 2 pigs hanging at the slaughterhouse right now:grin:
 
well either way i dont think the guys in prison would have a hard time stayin instroke. they already have pool jobs in the prison system, they're called shaft polishers. seriously... pool being the national sport would be awesome.
 
I jsut hit a trillion REP points

Whoa, hold your horses. I'd be willing to bet that you just hit a "billion", not a "trillion". Better stick to buying a small island for now. :D

I like your idea though, count me in. Not sure where I would fit in. Maybe I could find a small tribe of "bangers" to join or something. :)
 
Dream r Not!

I jsut hit a trillion REP points and was typing a message to my friend who pushed me past that mile stone. I made a statment about how much a trillion really is and jokeilngly said we could buy a small counrty or 2 with that much cheese here is what I said(I thought it would be a cool idea and fun):

Can you imagine how much $$$ that is??? wow we could go buy small counrties and design our own flags and tax everyone who lives there and make more even $$$, join the United Nations, create a new currency(and print more of it when ever we feel like it), make pool the national sport.

Give pool players good solid tax deductions on all winnings or no tax at all and write off's when they lose. We could put pool tables in grammer schools, middle school, high school and college too. Start a farm system for the more talented players like they do for NBA and NFL players in America. We could have classes in bank roll managment, game managment, math courses with a reason to be doing math(right now they make kids do math and never give them a reason wht they are doing it-the kids would be interested).

And for the kids who have no apituted or interest in playing, we could have shop classes and reach kids how to build pool tables, become mechnice, fitters. Other kids we could teach them how to become a good house man, or coctail waitress. Business classes for future room owners. Cue maker classes, classes on woods and other cue materials.


Pool would be in everyones blood, in one form or another, JCIN could be a cabinent member of President Mark Griffen. JCIN would be head of photography and video production, I'd be like Alan Greenspan was the Fed Reserve Chief, Id print up pleanty of $$$ for everyone. Jay would be another cabinent member, director of forign tournments. Etc. and we would have term limits so everyon would get a crack at a high paying job. We will have pool tables in every room of our Capital building. Bucktooth will be the Chief Justice of our court system. Watchez is the official bearu of time. JoeyA will be speaker of the house since he has a nice voice, all the girls get a position because I like girls who like pool. let me know any other ideas you might have

We will put pool tables in every prison so when someone has to report they can still stay instroke, and have very light sentances as well. except for rapests, murders and kiddy porn guys-they get a public hanging.


And since we can print out own currency we should print up alot and make sure everyone has a good bank roll. The HOF that JA and Allison were just inducted into would stand as would all the past members, we need to carve full size statues of our heros to adorn our capital building.


How strong would that be???? we could have Disco design the flag. Scott Lee could write people tickets for dropping their elbow. If you have any ideas please let me know as we dont have a consistution yet.


What I just outlined is about whats going on in washington minus pool.

What do ya think???


That was a cool post Fatboy!, if you take a deep LQQK at the true meaning of what you said, we could all do things that could make everything all better!

I know if I ever hit the Power Ball Lottery, I'm going to build a giant poolroom,a Big 5 Star Hotel beside it with dirt cheap rates for pool players, $10,000 added tournaments every weekend, $25,000 added on the first weekend of the month, and $100,000 added every 6 months.

I'll hire all my buddy's to work their, every pool player in the World would move to town!..hehe

we would have a grand time of it till the money ran out!


David Harcrow
 
I'm upset

Has nobody noticed my avatar? What am i,a ham sandwich?
I WILL be president!!!
My first speech will start...4 scores and 1 small loss ago.......
 
1,000,000 seconds = 11.574 days.

1,000,000,000,000 = 31,709 years.

I don't even dare to calculate how long this country is going to be in debt. :eek:
 
I'm with you Fatboy, so long as we can divide up the state into parishes....screw counties. B/c a pool hall is our church.


We also need to have a little island just off the coast called The Island of One-a-Hola....and our Revered saint would be the Ayatollah of course...Jersey Red


I just can't figure out a good job for me? Offical Nit Immigration Officer?


Whats that you say, you want the last 3 race to 5 for $5? BE GONE EVIL DOER! Back to the land of the 7' tables with you oh nit of nits. Thoust shalt not blaspheme on the Isle du Billiard!

Actually I'd probably just cook the food, and steal all the ladies...

no one f*ks with the chef,
Grey Ghost
 
Maybe you could call it Uzrackistan. ;)

Isn't that were all the 5spds are from?


and secondly i thought about it I would want to cook and me and Mnorwood can work the kids pool program

i never grew up,
Grey Ghost
 
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Sorry Eric, but my 8 year old is way ahead of you. He has been building an Underground Nation in his mind since he was 6 years old.

He currently has an underground ski area, his own money, id's, license plates, monopoly games, his own football league (the UFL, of course), etc., etc. He has his own website as well.

The other day he informed me that "sales were down" and that we needed to get them back up.

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That was a cool post Fatboy!, if you take a deep LQQK at the true meaning of what you said, we could all do things that could make everything all better!

I know if I ever hit the Power Ball Lottery, I'm going to build a giant poolroom,a Big 5 Star Hotel beside it with dirt cheap rates for pool players, $10,000 added tournaments every weekend, $25,000 added on the first weekend of the month, and $100,000 added every 6 months.

I'll hire all my buddy's to work their, every pool player in the World would move to town!..hehe

we would have a grand time of it till the money ran out!


David Harcrow

David, it happened already in the Philippines. A very wealthy man (Chua) built a separate building on his property that is a giant poolroom. Players play free, and eat and drink free all day. All the up and coming young players are invited to hang out there. If they need a cue, they get a cue. If they need clothes, they get clothes. If they need a few bucks in their pocket, they can get that too.

Mr. Chua is a private benefactor of pool and does everything he can to help develop young talent in the Philippines. It seems to be working too.
 
Whoa, hold your horses. I'd be willing to bet that you just hit a "billion", not a "trillion". Better stick to buying a small island for now. :D

I like your idea though, count me in. Not sure where I would fit in. Maybe I could find a small tribe of "bangers" to join or something. :)

billion, trillion who's counting???:grin::confused::(


your rite a billion, guess i'll have to wait a while before i can buy a country
 
billion, trillion who's counting???:grin::confused::(


your rite a billion, guess i'll have to wait a while before i can buy a country

you know brother i was just telling that to my girl the other day....i showed her the rep points i had and said...man if those were dollars I'd be tight, right, and outa sight

in like flynn,
Grey Ghost
 
billion, trillion who's counting???:grin::confused::(


your rite a billion, guess i'll have to wait a while before i can buy a country

heck big perm just gave me a billion for blackjacks birfday picture !
i guess he liked it.
 
David, it happened already in the Philippines. A very wealthy man (Chua) built a separate building on his property that is a giant poolroom. Players play free, and eat and drink free all day. All the up and coming young players are invited to hang out there. If they need a cue, they get a cue. If they need clothes, they get clothes. If they need a few bucks in their pocket, they can get that too.

Mr. Chua is a private benefactor of pool and does everything he can to help develop young talent in the Philippines. It seems to be working too.

Jay, when did this start? Did any of today's top-echelon players benefit from Mr. Chua's largess?
 
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