Quotes that make you shake your head...

hang-the-9

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2 guys playing a few tables from me, examaning the cue-ball when they were done. "Hey, why is the cue-ball the same size as the rest?" I'm glad I missed what the other guy said in reply.

Group of young kids walking in "See, it's just like going to the mall, except we are playing pool".

Me playing another guy in a winner stays on table match "Well ofcourse you won, you had all easy shots".

Please lord, save us from the pool ignorance.
 
I have trouble playing in quite pool halls for this exact reason. I like the music at least loud enough so i dont have to hear crap like this.

Some people have no business in a pool hall, the funny thing is though is that they are the ones (banger) who make up 90 percent of a rooms business. So without them there would be less pool hall, go figure
 
hang-the-9 said:
2 guys playing a few tables from me, examaning the cue-ball when they were done. "Hey, why is the cue-ball the same size as the rest?" I'm glad I missed what the other guy said in reply.

Group of young kids walking in "See, it's just like going to the mall, except we are playing pool".

Me playing another guy in a winner stays on table match "Well ofcourse you won, you had all easy shots".

Please lord, save us from the pool ignorance.
Guy says "I always lag for the break - I never flip a coin!" other guy asks "why?" Guy says "at least I have a 50/50 chance lagging"

I overheard this conversation and couldn't help but giggle my ass off inside. I am sure if they looked in my eyes they could see how much I was laughing in my head. I will never forget it.

BVal
 
BVal said:
Guy says "I always lag for the break - I never flip a coin!" other guy asks "why?" Guy says "at least I have a 50/50 chance lagging"

I overheard this conversation and couldn't help but giggle my ass off inside. I am sure if they looked in my eyes they could see how much I was laughing in my head. I will never forget it.

BVal

That's pretty funny, but maybe it was tongue-in-cheek? Personally, from the coin flips I've seen, I don't consider it 50/50 either so I might just use that line myself. :D
 
Nostroke said:
Friday night chick walking past the billiard table-"Where are the holes?"

Heard that one too. and also. Why is this table sooo big. (becuase its a 12 foot snooker table moron) It just so happends to be right next to the 3c table too so people get really confused
 
Years ago on a road trip my buddy said to me " I don't understand it, you get all the easy ones, they just stand there holding their sticks".
 
hang-the-9 said:
2 guys playing a few tables from me, examaning the cue-ball when they were done. "Hey, why is the cue-ball the same size as the rest?" I'm glad I missed what the other guy said in reply.

Group of young kids walking in "See, it's just like going to the mall, except we are playing pool".

Me playing another guy in a winner stays on table match "Well ofcourse you won, you had all easy shots".

Please lord, save us from the pool ignorance.

Ayuh.

Because all of us on here were BORN knowing everything there is to know about pool.

Right? :rolleyes:

Let's not try to separate ourselves apart from (and put ourselves up a pedestal over) the recreational players. I can guarantee you that to someone who is involved with some other sport or hobby, we could look like absolute morons when making the most innocent observation while watching the sport or whatever on TV.

Why is it people feel the need.....to feel superior? :mad:

Count yourself lucky you have a place to play pool, hang-the-9, and stop complaining about the people who are paying to keep the doors open so you can play. :D

Russ
 
Russ Chewning said:
Ayuh.

Because all of us on here were BORN knowing everything there is to know about pool.

Right? :rolleyes:

Let's not try to separate ourselves apart from (and put ourselves up a pedestal over) the recreational players. I can guarantee you that to someone who is involved with some other sport or hobby, we could look like absolute morons when making the most innocent observation while watching the sport or whatever on TV.

Why is it people feel the need.....to feel superior? :mad:

Count yourself lucky you have a place to play pool, hang-the-9, and stop complaining about the people who are paying to keep the doors open so you can play. :D

Russ

Well, I am not a pro NASCAR driver, yet you won't hear me say "these cars suck, they are much louder than my car, can't the mechanics fix them?"

I just hate the fact that pool is probably the #1 misunderstood sport on the planet. Maybe after the cannibal game of "guess who's toe is in your soup?". No-one ever gets that one. People can literally play pool every week and not have a clue about it's depth or the real way of playing it. I can name 20 people that play baseball once a year yet can name every pitch, every type of play, how many times a week so-and-so player shoots steroids.
 
Some guys brought the tray of balls on a 3-cushion table. Room owner says hey! you can't play there. Them guys were like there's no one here why not? Then the room owner was like well, there's no pockets on that table, it'll be hard for you guys to sink balls in there. Then they had that WTF look on their face. lol hahaha
 
Cardinal_Syn said:
Some guys brought the tray of balls on a 3-cushion table. Room owner says hey! you can't play there. Them guys were like there's no one here why not? Then the room owner was like well, there's no pockets on that table, it'll be hard for you guys to sink balls in there. Then they had that WTF look on their face. lol hahaha

It is ESSENTIAL to wait atleast 10 minutes before telling them about the lack of pockets.
 
At the TARPIT in Vegas we had a guy actually pay $10 to come in and watch the Shane vs Alex match. He walks up to me and says how much he likes Shane and blah blah blah then he looks at Alex practicing on the table and says "Who's that guy?"

I almost fell out.
 
One that sticks with me:

"If I broke like you I would run out EVERY time!!"

They say it like it's a compliment but it's really an insult, it was said by a roadplayer that wouldn't play me but stuck around to comment while I was practicing. After he said that I told him exactly what I thought about his "innocent" comment and he got defensive saying that he meant no harm by it.

Do people listen to what they are saying or do they just spout stuff out and expect the world to take it and smile? Obviously I wasn't running out every rack but yet homeboy didn't take me up on playing some sets, if all he needs was a better break why didn't he spend 24/7 working on it? For the record my break isn't anything to write home about, it's better than average I guess but not great by any stretch of the imagination.
 
Its was very offensive, but I considered the source

What about, "I cant believe Im getting beat by this little hispanic girl." LOL
When I think back on it, it makes me laugh. LOL
It was said by an older player in his 60s. I considered the source and let it go.
 
Fart sniffer said:
Do people listen to what they are saying .......
You are kidding right?

I dont know what it is about pool, maybe because everyone who has ever made a ball thinks they are an expert (I know, I know...but it sure seems that way some times) but the ratio of really silly things people say is way higher than any other sub culture/hobby/game I have ever been involved with. Although I should mention that the gun culture could probably give it a run for its money.
 
I used to play at a pool room in the Chicago area that had a 12ft snooker table, a 9ft table and a barbox all in the same area. There was a guy there on a date that was obviously trying to impress the girl he was with. He was explaining the difference in the table size to her.

The barbox "yeah that one is for beginners, I'm not a beginner."

The 9ft "that is the tournament size"

The snooker table "That's the olympic size table." The girl said, "yeah I think I saw that in the olympics last time"

They were a match made in heaven.

Or, the woman that came in to the pool room, looked around, then asked, "so, where is the pool??"
 
sarahrousey said:
Or, the woman that came in to the pool room, looked around, then asked, "so, where is the pool??"
Well....did they ever tell you?



















Don't hurt me. :D
 
Interesting Thread

Here's one for you...not pool related per se, but definitely on topic. I happen to be a fairly accomplished blues harmonica player. It is pretty obscure, so just for some back-fill; a player with proper technique can elevate a simple diatonic harmonica from a dime store, airy, thin sounding instrument, to one that sings with almost horn like tonality.

Everyone has one when they're a kid, so no one takes it seriously. If i had a nickle for every time I had a guy or girl at a show say "what kind of special harmonica is that?"

I once even had a guy offer me 50 bucks for a harmonica of mine....I said, "listen, you can get one for 10 bucks at any music store." To which he replied, "no, there is something special about that one!" Easiest 40 bucks I ever made. It goes back to the adage I hear around here all the time..."it's the Indian, not the arrow."

Even among harmonica wannabes, it is very rare to find an individual who has truly become proficient....it is due to a lack of knowledge. They don't know the music or tradition, just like the pool bangers don't know the game.

A pool player will never be more than a "banger" unless he studies the game, studies the greats and plays all the games. They just bang balls around the table with no finesse, no concept of shape, english, or other fundamentals.

Similarly, most harmonica wannabes aren't even really musical. They sit in with a band and step all over the other musicians. They have no concept of musicality, leaving space...don't know chord changes and the standard songs that all hip blues musicians know. But since most people have never heard the true potential of the instrument, a guy who can just get some sound out of the thing is considered a pro.

No different than times I've been out shooting, ran a rack or two and had girls ask me if I play on ESPN. Hell, I'm a C player...I run a rack once in awhile...I'm sure as hell not gifted with a cue at this point. It is all in who you compare yourself to. In anything I do, I compare myself to the best, therefore I am low-mid tier at best. As Socrates said, "the only knowledge comes from knowing that you know nothing."

To me it is just the same in pool as in anything...you have true aficionados of the game of pool, who know all about banks, one pocket, can name the great players past and present....know the techniques, etc.

As an aspiring pool player, I understand these types of frustrations, but I can tell you with absolute certainty that this sort of thing is common in many other endeavors and not exclusive in any way to pool.

The wannabes never know what they don't know...and as Danny D. says, "If you knew what you didn't know, you'd already know it!"

I have lauged many a time at these types, but at the same time, I feel a responsibility to educate; however, I only give my time when I know I have a receptive party on the other end.

Just a thought.

R.S.
 
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