Scotty Townsend breaks his nose

hemicudas

hemicudas

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Scotty walked into Reed Pierce's place here in Jackson the other day with his nose bandged up and I asked him what happened. He said he had just gotten out of the shower, with an erection and started chasing the old lady around the house. He said he ran into a wall and broke his nose.
 
hemicudas said:
Scotty walked into Reed Pierce's place here in Jackson the other day with his nose bandged up and I asked him what happened. He said he had just gotten out of the shower, with an erection and started chasing the old lady around the house. He said he ran into a wall and broke his nose.
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If that was anyone else, $Bill, that would be hard to believe. With Scotty, you know it's true. :)

Mike
 
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hemicudas said:
Scotty walked into Reed Pierce's place here in Jackson the other day with his nose bandged up and I asked him what happened. He said he had just gotten out of the shower, with an erection and started chasing the old lady around the house. He said he ran into a wall and broke his nose.
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You're kidding me? Should you be posting that on here. No, they won't Bill. LOL
 
hemicudas said:
Scotty walked into Reed Pierce's place here in Jackson the other day with his nose bandged up and I asked him what happened. He said he had just gotten out of the shower, with an erection and started chasing the old lady around the house. He said he ran into a wall and broke his nose.
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$Bill, you are a very twisted individual!!!!!!!!!LOL
 
Out of practice?

hemicudas said:
Scotty walked into Reed Pierce's place here in Jackson the other day with his nose bandged up and I asked him what happened. He said he had just gotten out of the shower, with an erection and started chasing the old lady around the house. He said he ran into a wall and broke his nose.
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Sounds like he needs to work on his aiming and stroking instead of poking.:D
 
hemicudas said:
Scotty walked into Reed Pierce's place here in Jackson the other day with his nose bandged up and I asked him what happened. He said he had just gotten out of the shower, with an erection and started chasing the old lady around the house. He said he ran into a wall and broke his nose.
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And you believe that story? C'mon Bill. Scotty may have taken one on the beak. He has been known to challenge someone you know. And he ain't getting any younger, or faster.
 
steveinflorida said:
I gotta tell you, if that would've been me in that condition, it wouldn't have been my nose that hit the wall first.
HA!
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Unfortunately, I would have hit my nose first....Then my belly....Then my knees...Then....:) :eek:

Mike
 
Have you ever heard of a Dickie-do T-shirt?
My stomach sticks out more than my Dickie-do.

Will
 
ibuycues said:
Have you ever heard of a Dickie-do T-shirt?
My stomach sticks out more than my Dickie-do.

Will
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Seen some women around here wearing "boobsdo" shirts.
Belly sticks out further than her boobsdo.:D
 
hemicudas said:
Scotty walked into Reed Pierce's place here in Jackson the other day with his nose bandged up and I asked him what happened. He said he had just gotten out of the shower, with an erection and started chasing the old lady around the house. He said he ran into a wall and broke his nose.
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Which brings in to question "why was she running?":)
 
I think a couple of em' got it Bill. But a few, don't have a clue!!!!!!! HA HA. Working on my poetry for that contest in the magazines. LOL
 
satman said:
I think a couple of em' got it Bill. But a few, don't have a clue!!!!!!! HA HA. Working on my poetry for that contest in the magazines. LOL
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I'm sure you are right, Satman. Charlie Owens will see this and tell Scotty about it. Scotty will be pissed at me for a couple of days, then have a few drinks, call and tell me how funny he thought it was too. Ya just gotta love, Scotty.
 
hemicudas said:
Ya just gotta love, Scotty.
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Bill,
I love Scotty stories, but this one was kind of limp :D compared to some of the other ones I've heard.

My all time #1 favorite is his bridge jumping stories. Remember when you posted a photo of the bridge where those escapaeds happened? That whole thread was one of the very best and most entertaining of all the threads I've ever read on AZB.

Every once in a while, people will ask what can be done to juice pool a little in the public's eye. There was a boom after "The Hustler" was released and another one after "the Color of Money".

But seriously, think if someone could produce an accurate movie depicting Scotty's life! Tell me that wouldn't be one of the most fascinating and comical stories ever!

One in a million is an over-used cliche', but it is so true with Mr Townsend!
He is loved indeed.
 
Scotty movie

I completely agree about the movie...to wit...I have a partial script, a killer opening and the sound track all picked out.

This guy is so much larger than life most people wouldn't believe it if you used the truth.

But the best part about him is his heart...still good...and I hope he never let's 'em take that away from him.

Just my opinion...you be the judge

Hittman
Andy Bruce
 
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