Shane Van Boening v. Daniell Hill

corvette1340 said:
This kid never asked to play Keith, basically appologized for ruffling jams feathers, and then all but gave her a free shot at $100, yet he is getting asked to post the $100 and talked down to like he did something wrong. He simply made this thread to show how stupid 100 to 1 odds were.

Thank you. BTW already got some red for being such a tool.

TO that person feel free to tell me your odds on Earl winning, and I may bet much higher.
 
JAM said:
Yeah, that's right. That's right. But this Queen of the Railbird's got herself a little etiquette, which is more than I can say for some outsiders.

JAM


and what rule of etiquette did I break Jam? I have not said one cross word to you or about you at any time.
 
iba7467 said:
I'll bet $100 at $100:$1 and play anybody, including JAMs mystery boyfriend. In fact, I'll play JAMs mystery boyfriend for $100 with no odds, but I'm not an idiot and I play horrible. I do enjoy pool and matching up, this thread was about wanting ridiculous odds and blowing things up that are of little note, as this thread has....

Cool. I just asked my boyfriend about your kind proposition, and he said he's willing to come out of retirement to play you some. He's still thinking about it. How do you want to play, a race, an ahead set, or per game?

JAM
 
iba7467 said:
Thank you. BTW already got some red for being such a tool...

Don't sweat it, Kid. I just gave you some green.

I'm still waiting hear your kind offer.

JAM
 
I might not know anything, but thinking that Earl has NO CHANCE is pretty stupid, IMO...

It's pretty obvious that Shane is playing amazing right now, and is the unanimous favorite over Earl. But to think that Earl Strickland doesn't have a speed in him that can have a shot to win is crazy.
Not too many years back Earl played Efren that race to 120 and got REALLY close to winning it. Now I know you people aren't going to tell me that Efren doesn't have a shot against Shane.

Shane is the favorite. Shane is playing great right now. Earl is the underdog. But if the switch went off in Earls head, he'd definitely have a good shot.

So once again, Shane is the favorite, and of course I'd pick Shane to win, and I'd bet on it, and lay some small odds. But 100:1? 50:1? 20:1? 10:1?.... no chance. I might offer 1.5:1
 
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Neil said:
I don't think you bothered JAM, it's just been a long time for her and she is getting excited about maybe getting a little action. (pool that is) Anyway, I'm quite sure it won't happen. Which is probably just as well since her boyfriend doesn't even play anymore, and when he did play a little, he had one of the weirdest strokes known to man. And he never could stand someone else talking at the table. He always would have something to say about that.

You're so right, Neil. It's been a long while since I've watched a good match-up. I hope Daniel doesn't chatter too much. He may not like it too much if my boyfriend responds to his chatter. I'm sure Daniel is a nice Southern gentleman and won't make fun of my boyfriend's stroke.

I'm looking forward to this. Ohatchee or bust, here I come.

JAM
 
JAM said:
I'm looking forward to this. Ohatchee or bust, here I come.
Maybe Daniel can get his cousin to stand in the box for him. His cousin Dennis Orc....err....Oreo...thats it I believe. Part Asian I think on his daddy's brothers side.:D :D :D
 
Varney Cues said:
Maybe Daniel can get his cousin to stand in the box for him. His cousin Dennis Orc....err....Oreo...thats it I believe. Part Asian I think on his daddy's brothers side.:D :D :D

No pinch hitters. It's Daniel versus my boyfriend.

Hope to hear something soon. His nostrils are wide open, and he's raring to go. :eek:

JAM
 
iba7467 said:
That has obviously peaked my interest btw.


I'm normally not a knocker (abhor them) but us southern boys got to stick together. Many years ago her BF was known as GRADY SESSIONS/SEASONS or something like that.

Good luck if you get down.:)
 
ribdoner said:
I'm normally not a knocker (abhor them) but us southern boys got to stick together. Many years ago her BF was known as GRADY SESSIONS/SEASONS or something like that.

Good luck if you get down.:)

Naw, you're thinking about that other Grady. Grady Mathews, the one-pocket Hall of Famer.

I might just call Chad at The Action Report and ask him if he would like to broadcast this match-up between Daniel and my boyfriend. You know, kind of as a pre-game special before the big Earl versus Shane set. That is, if Daniel is willing to meet us in Louisville. It's kind of the halfway mark between Ohatchee and D.C.

JAM
 
ribdoner said:
I'm normally not a knocker (abhor them) but us southern boys got to stick together. Many years ago her BF was known as GRADY SESSIONS/SEASONS or something like that.

Good luck if you get down.:)

Damn ribdoner talk about knocking some action...can't lay no traps around you.
I saw Grady wearing a t-shirt once that said..."the world has the 7"....I figured he borrowed it from someone.:D
 
Varney Cues said:
Damn ribdoner talk about knocking some action...can't lay no traps around you.
I saw Grady wearing a t-shirt once that said..."the world has the 7"....I figured he borrowed it from someone.:D

Daniel said he would play my mystery boyfriend for $100 with no odds, and that he's not an idiot.

I'm still thinking y'all are confusing Grady Mathews with my boyfriend. There's only one Grady I know who plays pool, and he's that one-hole Hall of Famer. Anyone who would even think of using Grady's moniker would be only acting.

JAM
 
JAM said:
You're so right, Neil. It's been a long while since I've watched a good match-up. I hope Daniel doesn't chatter too much. He may not like it too much if my boyfriend responds to his chatter. I'm sure Daniel is a nice Southern gentleman and won't make fun of my boyfriend's stroke.

I'm looking forward to this. Ohatchee or bust, here I come.

JAM

The action times must be tough in the beltway, if you are going to drive to Ohatchee for a shot at 100.00:rolleyes: :eek: :D
 
Thecoats said:
The action times must be tough in the beltway, if you are going to drive to Ohatchee for a shot at 100.00:rolleyes: :eek: :D

You're so right. Upon reflection, my boyfriend and I have decided that maybe we should switch venues. As much as I adore Beautiful Dixie, I think the only thing to do is jack the bet up and meet in Louisville for the Qylimpics.

I've got a call in to The Action Report to see if they have any room on the roster before the big show!

JAM
 
Mr. Hill, I kinda like your style, so I'm gonna proffer the following unsolicited advice. As a long-suffering geezer who has booked nothing but losers in all of my battles of words/wits with the fairer sex, I would recommend the following utterance at a certain point in any he vs she deliberations (unless your name is Bill Gates or Brad Pitt): "My bad, maam. By the way, I really like those/that (shoes, earrings, dress, perfume - NOT boobs or legs)". You do chance having a giant can of Milwaukee's Best Light crashing down upon you, but I think it's worth the risk.
 
If you need a backer, Jam, let me know. Heck, I'd play your BF for a franklin just to say I got him in a money game...
:p
 
Actionhound said:
well even though i dont like your end of the game, im willing to put a little sweat bet on your boy, you know, just to have something to sweat... :D

nothing much, just every nickel i can get my hands on.:D :D :D


and I will take the rest of what you cant cover
 
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