"Short Bus" Russ

[!Smorgass Bored]

Just How Much Money DO You Have Squirreled Away ?

Hey Steve,

Yah, that was me. You didn't notice the "Short Bus Russ" case?

Now you can verify for all the hustlers out there that I really am little more than a C player, and I really do need lots of weight. That Taz kid at Stroker's? Ima skeered of him!

Russ

"Short Bus" Russ, he's never lost his looks or his sense of humor.

Doug
(or, his ATM card)


.

 

[Russ Chewning]

"Short Bus" Russ, he's never lost his looks or his sense of humor.

Doug
(or, his ATM card)


.

Doug,

You shooda seen it! It was redonkulous, how everyone in the place (even the paraplegic in the corner, playing with the cue in his mouth) was slobbering at the bit to take off the Short Bus.

Russ

 

[stevea]

Hey Steve,

Yah, that was me. You didn't notice the "Short Bus Russ" case?

Now you can verify for all the hustlers out there that I really am little more than a C player, and I really do need lots of weight. That Taz kid at Stroker's? Ima skeered of him!

Russ

haha well it was nice to meet you last night. Not sure if I will be up there tonight but if not good luck in the tournament. Do you only play 9ball? I did not notice your case and I was wondering why he called you "Short bus Russ." Taz is a good Shot, he has great teachers in Tony and Jose.

 

[instroke75]

ring game! this sunday at Strokers 2(KBP event), me, Russ and SteveA bet it up!
Jeremy

 

[!Smorgass Bored]

Imo

haha well it was nice to meet you last night.
Do you only play 9ball?

NO, he plays one-pocket equally as well.
D.

 

[Russ Chewning]

NO, he plays one-pocket equally as well.
D.

Oh, now you're making fun of me, Doug.... You beat me playing even One Pocket, and you get spotted, what? 12-3 and the breaks playing Ed Porter and other shortstops in the area? I can't even hit the end rail, so when Jeremy finally takes me off, probably him spotting me 9-5 is a good start, being as he is an A player, and I am a C player.



Russ

 

[!Smorgass Bored]

I Need Some TUMS

Oh, now you're making fun of me, Doug.... You beat me playing even One Pocket, and you get spotted, what? 12-3 and the breaks playing Ed Porter and other shortstops in the area? I can't even hit the end rail, so when Jeremy finally takes me off, probably him spotting me 9-5 is a good start, being as he is an A player, and I am a C player.



Russ

My mother taught me not to talk with my mouth full of food, so I have nothing to say at the MOMENT.
Doug

 

[instroke75]

lol

Oh, now you're making fun of me, Doug.... You beat me playing even One Pocket, and you get spotted, what? 12-3 and the breaks playing Ed Porter and other shortstops in the area? I can't even hit the end rail, so when Jeremy finally takes me off, probably him spotting me 9-5 is a good start, being as he is an A player, and I am a C player.



Russ

hehehe you are funny, 9-5 my ass, i don't even play that boring ass game.

 

[secretsquirrel]

Hey Russ

Were just waiting for him to just swim on up here!

Larry Maes

 

[1pRoscoe]

Come to Seattle, Russ.

-Ross
fellow C player...

 

[manwon]

Russ everyone wants you to come back to Washington State!!! There have been allot of changes since you left. City Lights is now Malarkeys, Doctor Cue's went out of Business, along with the 211 Club, and a new room called Russian Dave's opened in that area with Diamond 9ft tables and all the action you would ever want.

Hell Russ, you could go back to Ft Lewis and Hustle the Soldiers at the Ft. Lewis Recreation Center, I mean we all know that you should have no problem with a bunch of soldiers:wink: :grin: .

But, if you really get board after making all that money on FT. Lewis, you can stop by my Pool Room (Full Splice Billiards) in Lakewood, Washington. I have not seen you for many years, and I have no idea how you play now. But, I am certain I have all the action you will want with the locals who hang out in my room, hell I may even play you some One Pocket myself.:thumbup: :wink:

Oh and by the way, the pool is on me!!!:grin:

Take Care

 

[stevea]

Russ, I didn't see you up at strokers last night. It would have been a good night to come up to play other "C players" haha

 

[Matt_24]

Short Bus Russ might be the coolest pool nickname ever.

Matt_24 <-- Wishes he had a cool nickname.

 

[Snapshot9]

Short Bus Russ might be the coolest pool nickname ever.

Matt_24 <-- Wishes he had a cool nickname.

I dub thee 'Matlock Matt'
or 'Mad Shark Matt'
or 'No Money Matt'

whichever fits .... LOL :thumbup:

 

[Russ Chewning]

Russ, I didn't see you up at strokers last night. It would have been a good night to come up to play other "C players" haha

Shhhhhhsssshhhhh....


It was wifey's birthday last night, and she needed to be taken out to an expensive dinner with the family and such. Priorities, priorities... I'll do my best to make it next week.

On another note...It almost seems like I have a fan club on here, doesn't it?


Russ

 

[instroke75]

club?

Shhhhhhsssshhhhh....


It was wifey's birthday last night, and she needed to be taken out to an expensive dinner with the family and such. Priorities, priorities... I'll do my best to make it next week.

On another note...It almost seems like I have a fan club on here, doesn't it?


Russ

Yes folks we're here at the all new and exciting gameshow called: "We want to bust Russ club!" Starring Short Bus Russ! Costarring anyone who can get him on the table. We'll be on location all season, at a poolroom near you! Stay tuned for details.

Jeremy

 

[Getnbzy]

Russ everyone wants you to come back to Washington State!!! There have been allot of changes since you left. City Lights is now Malarkeys, Doctor Cue's went out of Business, along with the 211 Club, and a new room called Russian Dave's opened in that area with Diamond 9ft tables and all the action you would ever want.

Hell Russ, you could go back to Ft Lewis and Hustle the Soldiers at the Ft. Lewis Recreation Center, I mean we all know that you should have no problem with a bunch of soldiers:wink: :grin: .

But, if you really get board after making all that money on FT. Lewis, you can stop by my Pool Room (Full Splice Billiards) in Lakewood, Washington. I have not seen you for many years, and I have no idea how you play now. But, I am certain I have all the action you will want with the locals who hang out in my room, hell I may even play you some One Pocket myself.:thumbup: :wink:

Oh and by the way, the pool is on me!!!:grin:

Take Care

Hey craig,

Not sure if you remember me but i stopped in about a month and a half

ago for an bit. You showed me a few Billy webb cues which were beautiful

and you took my TAD for a little spin as well as talking cues for a while. Just

wanted to say thanks for your hospitality and wishing you continued

success.

J.R.

 

[boradriver]

I want a game with Short Bus being I'm a C player also. I hope he stays around Tampa for awhile because I don't think I can make it down before Dec.

 

[manwon]

Hey craig,

Not sure if you remember me but i stopped in about a month and a half

ago for an bit. You showed me a few Billy webb cues which were beautiful

and you took my TAD for a little spin as well as talking cues for a while. Just

wanted to say thanks for your hospitality and wishing you continued

success.

J.R.

Please stop by again if you get down this way, I also enjoyed our conversation.

Take Care!!!