Skeletons in our closet

Sweet Marissa said:
It's lack of qualified prospects. I only date Christians who don't watch porn or go to strip clubs (among other qualities). I'm told I'll be waiting for quite a while, but to those people I say I'll never lower my standards.
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Your welcome. :D
 
drivermaker said:
Hey...screw you goofball. I challenge you to a duel...From 10 yds. out, we have a quickdraw shotput contest until the other guy is dead. (wait a minute...what the f*#k was I thinking about) :(
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I'll make it fair for you, I'll use my shot put and you can take out your 1-Metal Driver and the stuffed feather balls you've still got in your original golf bag. We'll caber toss for first shot :D :D
 
Colin Colenso said:
I'll make it fair for you, I'll use my shot put and you can take out your 1-Metal Driver and the stuffed feather balls you've still got in your original golf bag. We'll caber toss for first shot :D :D
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I just realized, I've got to get in shape for a marathon. Don't think that if I suddenly bolt out of the starting blocks that I'm backing down. :rolleyes: ;)
 
Sweet Marissa said:
011-23-5813

June 9 - Gemini!

Mother's last name is same as mine: Yi. I'm estranged from my father.

Cash only.
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That's almost the same date as my second birthday, June 6th, my proper B'day is Jan 9th (just in case you're one of those early bird shoppers! ;-)

:D
 
landshark77 said:
That reminds me of the time a ran away from home. My mom and I just got into a fight (usual) and I decided to F her...I was going to run away. Please bear in mind that she was in the bathroom getting ready to go out for the evening...meaning she wouldn't be back until late. So..I could have walked out the front door while she was in the bathroom or I could have just waited until she left for the night. But no..what do I do???? I climb out the freakin' window onto the roof and go down the antenna. :rolleyes:
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roflmao . . . . Now THIS is funny!! :p
 
Sweet Marissa said:
011-23-5813

June 9 - Gemini!

Mother's last name is same as mine: Yi. I'm estranged from my father.

Cash only.
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An honest girl in the pool world!? My alarm clock should be going off any minute now.
;)
 
drivermaker said:
I think Colin needs to go out and trap himself another beaver. :eek:
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*Dementia Alert*
You're getting all confused with this talk of sex. Especially with Marissa involved, who gets your knees trembling with comments such as aim and stroke.

Pretty as she is, here in China I'm beating away hoardes of such asian lovelies with a stick.

It's damn hard to stay celebate! Please no pity for my suffering. :D
[Edit: It's damn hard to spell it too - celibate]
 
> Marissa,where do you expect to find a "normal" man that doesn't watch porn,at least occasionally? Didn't you know,that is why Al Gore decided to bring the internet to the masses,he had already memorized all of his,and wanted to get some new stuff. Kinda like Napster. Shawn Fanning said his original intention for the software was so he could get all the Sasha and Digweed he didn't already have. By the way,we have something in common,we've both been arrested for driving on suspended. Tommy D.
 
Sweet Marissa said:
Hey, nothing wrong with not dating guys who do that sort of thing!

I still love ya, Dwiveraker.
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I'm not talking about the guys who do or don't do it...I'm talking about the girl that talks the double talk bullcaca about the guys that do that sort of thing. I still love to pound on you, Mawissa.
 
Tommy-D said:
> Marissa,where do you expect to find a "normal" man that doesn't watch porn,at least occasionally?
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I actually know a few. When I'm dating someone and they decide that's what they want to do, then they'll do it without me. :cool:
 
Hal said:
If it's any conciliation, I wouldn't kick you out of bed. Unless you wanted to screw on the floor. :eek: :D :eek:
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Hal hal...your like a teacher on vacation.....NO CLASS!
 
Colin Colenso said:
It's damn hard to stay celebate! Please no pity for my suffering. :D
[Edit: It's damn hard to spell it too - celibate]
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Of course it's hard to spell it...especially when you're trying to do it phonetically and your stuttering because your whole body is shaking from what your hand is doing. :rolleyes:
 
drivermaker said:
I just realized, I've got to get in shape for a marathon. Don't think that if I suddenly bolt out of the starting blocks that I'm backing down. :rolleyes: ;)
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As brare rabbit said, 'You can't run away from your troubles, there ain't no place that far away'. :p
 
drivermaker said:
Of course it's hard to spell it...especially when you're trying to do it phonetically and your stuttering because your whole body is shaking from what your hand is doing. :rolleyes:
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huh?? Video Cam says 'Standby Mode'! WTF. Damn chinese software! :eek: I'm changing to an iMac. Damn windows security flaws :mad:
 
Colin Colenso said:
As brare rabbit said, 'You can't run away from your troubles, there ain't no place that far away'. :p
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That's OK...actually I need to work more on my sprints. Just in case you decide to get back into it...I need to get from point "A" to anywhere outside of 75' in the blink of an eye. (and yes...I'm still very fast...especially when a 12 or 16 lb ball is arcing down to crash on the top of my skull) :eek:
 
GeraldG said:
I assume Rodney's record has nothing to do with his playing professional pool, therefore is irrelevant. Kevin Trudeau's criminal record is not irrelevant...he's expecting to be trusted with large sums of other people's money.
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What money are we talking about? I heard that he had done away with the $899 membership fee and lowered it to $1.
 
Has anyone in Atlanta heard about the gas prices? A friend just called and told me it's up to almost $4 a gallon and people are filling up their tanks and gas cans up there. One station is even out of gas.

Any news?
 
At the 2003 US Open during Hurricane Isabel, we were all stuck in the Holiday Inn hotel on that Thursday. I and a few others were getting really restless so we decided to have some fun. In no particular order and in our drunken stupor:

As I distracted the bartender in one of the ballrooms that were turned into a dining area, my friend stole a bottle of Wild Turkey. Then he distracted the bartender and I stole little bottles of soda (we needed something to chase down that Wild Turkey after all!

I then went into the ladies room while my bud went into the mens room where we broke open the toilet paper recepticles and stole the toilet paper rolls. (Remember, there was no light or elevator service because the storm had taken out the electricity). We then conned one of the chamber maid's out of her gigantic roll of paper towel by telling her that it was needed for my friend's kid's science project.

We go up to the 6th floor to my friends room where we pried open the window (he broke the safety latch thing so that window was open to the max). At this point we've got about 10 other people in there that we met in the stairwell on the way back up. With winds at about 70-80 mph, we started TPing all of Chesapeake. That giant roll of paper, lets just say that I still have a "battlescar" on my index fingers from working that baby. All I remember were the drinks were nice and cold (anything's good when it's "free"), and I remember dodging one of the security guards that came up to ask us if we knew where the TP was coming from. Doh!

I wound up crashing at another friend's room (I was staying at the Hampton that year and they had no power whatsoever. The Holiday Inn had generator power). I woke up that Friday morning, hungover, eyes dry as all hell since I hadn't removed the contacts (hard lenses at that), and went downstairs to walk to my hotel.

When I turned the corner to get to the Hampton, forget about the fallen trees and limbs strewn about, there was TP all over the place! Just thinking about it now makes me :o :rolleyes:
 
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