TAR 37 Caption Contest: Win a Free PPV
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Shane: This is so boring. I haven't missed a ball in 2 weeks.
Corey: If he brings out pink baby powder, I'll ask for a forfeit under the ball contamination rule.
Corey: If he brings out pink baby powder, I'll ask for a forfeit under the ball contamination rule.
Even though I can't win since I got a PPV already.... I really like this one, I actually thought of it soon after I saw the image.
Hoping the players find it funny.
Damn, that was the first thought I had!
Shane - My AZ name is Travis Trotter.
Corey - I knew that.
Corey - Hes staring at my bum isn't he. I can feel it.
Corey - I knew that.
Corey - Hes staring at my bum isn't he. I can feel it.
I haven't read other replies yet, so apologies if this has already been used.
Shane (with thought-cloud over head): "...huh...I thought skinney guys didn't have plumber's crack..."
Corey (with thought-cloud over head): "I really need to get some new pants."
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Shane (with thought-cloud over head): "...huh...I thought skinney guys didn't have plumber's crack..."
Corey (with thought-cloud over head): "I really need to get some new pants."
:thumbup:
Corey - Hey Shane, wanna grab a burger later at the Cue Club?
Shane - Nah, I'm going shopping.
Now where did we hear that one before?
Shane - Nah, I'm going shopping.
Now where did we hear that one before?
Here is the photo to caption:
Shane: "You know you look like Hillary Swank? Yeah..after she shaved her head, grew a 12-year-old's beard, and started smoking crack. I'm just sayin'....."
Corey: "Damn, Shane. That's F'ed up.."
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Joelh
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Two attempts
1)
Shane: Only a 6-Pack... Damn, I need to practice my break more.
Corey: Hmm... I should practice my carom-combination-bank-with-8-rail-position-shot more.
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2)
Shane: Corey, you know I've got three US Opens now.
Corey: (Yawn)...Wake me up when you skunk someone the caliber of Mika in the finals.
1)
Shane: Only a 6-Pack... Damn, I need to practice my break more.
Corey: Hmm... I should practice my carom-combination-bank-with-8-rail-position-shot more.
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2)
Shane: Corey, you know I've got three US Opens now.
Corey: (Yawn)...Wake me up when you skunk someone the caliber of Mika in the finals.
Shane: Maybe now he knows how I feel about the soft break.
Corey: Shit... That's 14 in a row. Maybe I should just unscrew now and hit the casinos.
Corey: Shit... That's 14 in a row. Maybe I should just unscrew now and hit the casinos.
Shane: I wonder why he doesn't put milk on his face and have the cat lick that beard off?
Corey: I don't think I've ever lost to a guy with Cuetec before.
Shane......There has GOT to be a way to make every ball on the break.....
....at all three games.
Corey.....All-round? There have got to be more games than 8-ball, 1-hole, and 9-ball....
....what the hell!....I'm American snooker champion.
very nicely done
