TAR 37 Caption Contest: Win a Free PPV

[Jaden]

here's my entry. ..

Here you go. ..

Jaden

 

[Cracktherack]

Shane: This is so boring. I haven't missed a ball in 2 weeks.
Corey: If he brings out pink baby powder, I'll ask for a forfeit under the ball contamination rule.

 

[JB Cases]

Even though I can't win since I got a PPV already.... I really like this one, I actually thought of it soon after I saw the image.
Hoping the players find it funny.

Damn, that was the first thought I had!

 

[Blue Hog ridr]

Shane - My AZ name is Travis Trotter.
Corey - I knew that.

Corey - Hes staring at my bum isn't he. I can feel it.

 

[rayjay]

I haven't read other replies yet, so apologies if this has already been used.

Shane (with thought-cloud over head): "...huh...I thought skinney guys didn't have plumber's crack..."
Corey (with thought-cloud over head): "I really need to get some new pants."
:thumbup:

 

[Blue Hog ridr]

Corey - Hey Shane, wanna grab a burger later at the Cue Club?
Shane - Nah, I'm going shopping.

Now where did we hear that one before?

 

[ShortBusRuss]

Here is the photo to caption:

Shane: "You know you look like Hillary Swank? Yeah..after she shaved her head, grew a 12-year-old's beard, and started smoking crack. I'm just sayin'....."

Corey: "Damn, Shane. That's F'ed up.."

 

[Joelh]

Two attempts

1)
Shane: Only a 6-Pack... Damn, I need to practice my break more.
Corey: Hmm... I should practice my carom-combination-bank-with-8-rail-position-shot more.

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2)
Shane: Corey, you know I've got three US Opens now.
Corey: (Yawn)...Wake me up when you skunk someone the caliber of Mika in the finals.

 

[Sloppy Pockets]

Shane: Maybe now he knows how I feel about the soft break.

Corey: Shit... That's 14 in a row. Maybe I should just unscrew now and hit the casinos.

 

[Johnson]

[/IMG]

it's no fun without a lil photo shopping

 

[Apocalypse2017]

...............................

 

[BeiberLvr]

 

[StrokeofLuck]

[/QUOTE]

Shane: I wonder why he doesn't put milk on his face and have the cat lick that beard off?

Corey: I don't think I've ever lost to a guy with Cuetec before.

 

[JohnPT]

 

[pt109]

Shane......There has GOT to be a way to make every ball on the break.....
....at all three games.

Corey.....All-round? There have got to be more games than 8-ball, 1-hole, and 9-ball....
....what the hell!....I'm American snooker champion.

 

[OnTheMF]

 

[ratnip]

Caption Contest



Caption Contest TAR 37

 

[The Saw]

SHANE: "Why am I wearing this shirt???"
COREY: "Wow.... That's a really nice shirt!!!"

 

[BeiberLvr]

very nicely done

 

[Baxter]

Shane: "He better not order a sandwich."
Corey: "What kind of sandwich am I going to order?"