The Hustler Got Hustled

Johnnyt

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One weekday I had just opened, and was practicing on the billiard table when this guy
walks in. He was over six-foot tall and dressed in painters clothes and walked with a limp. He
smelled of cheap wine. He watched me play billiards for a few minutes before he asked if I
wanted to play for two dollars a game and loser pays for the time for the table. I told him it was
slow now and I could play but if I got busy I would have to quit. He said he understood and we
played. I played him two games of a race to fifteen point?s wins. I beat him both games easy. The
score was four to fifteen and six to fifteen. He paid me and paid for our time on the table and
thanked me for the games and left.

The next day this same guy came in at about the same time dressed the same and
smelling the same asking if I had time to play a few. I said yes. We played two games and again
I beat him three to fifteen and six to fifteen. He came in everyday for the rest of the week and we
played with the same result. I didn?t see him on the weekend and had forgotten about him by
Monday. Sure enough at a little after one in the afternoon on Monday in he comes. He said he
had hit the daily double at Belmont Park Saturday for four hundred and sixty dollars. He said he
always played the one-two combo in the double and it came in. I followed the horses in the paper
so I knew that the one-two had come in like he said and paid four-sixty for a two dollar bet.

He said he was on a lucky streak and would I play him for twenty a game instead of the
two dollars we had been playing for. I felt a bit guilty. But said I would. I figured I would beat
him for twenty or forty dollars and he would quit and that would end it.

The first game I beat him eleven to fifteen. Before the next game he asked if I would
raise the bet to forty a game. I said yes and beat him ten to fifteen. The next two games he won
thirteen to fifteen and twelve to fifteen and said he was getting use to the table now. He then
asked if I wanted to up the bet to eighty a game. I said why not make it a hundred a game?

He agreed and we played five more games with him winning four of them. Then we
played another five games and he won four of them. By now I am a little rattled that I am letting
this chump beat me for some serious money. At this point he says today is his last day painting in
this area and would not see me for awhile. Thinking I wouldn?t get a chance to get even after
today, I say how about making it two hundred a game. I figured he would say no, but he said
sure.

We played five more games at two hundred each and he won them all. I said I was broke
then.

He then says to me. I will play you for your stick against my three hundred. Well my cue
was a nice one, but not worth three hundred to me. In fact I won it in a pool game for payment of
fifty-five dollars. I said yes and we played. He won nine to fifteen. I gave him the cue and we
said our good-byes and he left.

About two minutes after he left one of my regular customers came in as I was sitting at
the counter licking my wounds. He says, "I hope you didn't play that guy that just left with the limp."
"Why?" I said.
"Because he was the New England Three Cushion Champion not too many years ago."
What a fool I felt like at that moment. Johnnyt
 
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After reading the story, this is my take... You knew more about the horse race than the guy you played, maybe bet on the horses next time:embarrassed2:
 
just proves

Just proves an old saying "there never was a horse that couldn't be rode or a man that couldn't be throwed!"

Great story!

Hu

Johnnyt said:
One weekday I had just opened, and was practicing on the billiard table when this guy
walks in. He was over six-foot tall and dressed in painter?s clothes and walked with a limp. He
smelled of cheap wine. He watched me play billiards for a few minutes before he asked if I
wanted to play for two dollars a game and loser pays for the time for the table. I told him it was
slow now and I could play but if I got busy I would have to quit. He said he understood and we
played. I played him two games of a race to fifteen point?s wins. I beat him both games easy. The
score was four to fifteen and six to fifteen. He paid me and paid for our time on the table and
thanked me for the games and left.

The next day this same guy came in at about the same time dressed the same and
smelling the same asking if I had time to play a few. I said yes. We played two games and again
I beat him three to fifteen and six to fifteen. He came in everyday for the rest of the week and we
played with the same result. I didn?t see him on the weekend and had forgotten about him by
Monday. Sure enough at a little after one in the afternoon on Monday in he comes. He said he
had hit the daily double at Belmont Park Saturday for four hundred and sixty dollars. He said he
always played the one-two combo in the double and it came in. I followed the horses in the paper
so I knew that the one-two had come in like he said and paid four-sixty for a two dollar bet.

He said he was on a lucky streak and would I play him for twenty a game instead of the
two dollars we had been playing for. I felt a bit guilty. But said I would. I figured I would beat
him for twenty or forty dollars and he would quit and that would end it.

The first game I beat him eleven to fifteen. Before the next game he asked if I would
raise the bet to forty a game. I said yes and beat him ten to fifteen. The next two games he won
thirteen to fifteen and twelve to fifteen and said he was getting use to the table now. He then
asked if I wanted to up the bet to eighty a game. I said why not make it a hundred a game?

He agreed and we played five more games with him winning four of them. Then we
played another five games and he won four of them. By now I am a little rattled that I am letting
this chump beat me for some serious money. At this point he says today is his last day painting in
this area and would not see me for awhile. Thinking I wouldn?t get a chance to get even after
today, I say how about making it two hundred a game. I figured he would say no, but he said
sure.

We played five more games at two hundred each and he won them all. I said I was broke
then.

He then says to me. I will play you for your stick against my three hundred. Well my cue
was a nice one, but not worth three hundred to me. In fact I won it in a pool game for payment of
fifty-five dollars. I said yes and we played. He won nine to fifteen. I gave him the cue and we
said our good-byes and he left.

About two minutes after he left one of my regular customers came in as I was sitting at
the counter licking my wounds. He says, "I hope you didn't play that guy that just left with the limp."
"Why?" I said.
"Because he was the New England Three Cushion Champion not too many years ago."
What a fool I felt like at that moment. Johnnyt
 
Rep to you for telling a story where you're the "takee", not the taker. Too often this kind of post just consists of someone bragging.
 
brechbt said:
Rep to you for telling a story where you're the "takee", not the taker. Too often this kind of post just consists of someone bragging.

Agreed. It's a lot harder to man up and tell about the times you came up short. Great story, thanks.
 
That's a good story. And that reminds me of a little book I read some years ago about a great con man from about 100 years ago, "Yellow Kid" Weil. After describing a boatload of scams he'd pulled, he made the observation that the mark was always just about as guilty as the con man. The con man would offer him a "sure thing" like a supposedly fixed horse race and the sucker would get greedy and bite.

He said he only met one man he thought was truly honest. The guy told him, Well, I'll help you some way if you want, but I don't want anything to do with any fixed horse race!

So who's innocent, right? Everyone thinks they're robbin' in these hustler stories, usually. Amazing how dumb folks can be when they're pig-headed enough not to imagine they could be wrong about their chances.
 
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gambler's memory

brechbt said:
. . . Too often this kind of post just consists of someone bragging.

That is a gambler's memory at work. We remember the wins and genuinely forget many of the losses. Some are just too painful to trot out too. Many of my old gang are gone since I was one of the youngest members but it was always funny when the old stories started. I was there for many of them, central to a few, but the stories had been embellished over many retellings until I shone far better in the stories than I had in real life! This was true of all of us of course. The stakes were bigger, the girls were prettier, the tables tougher, the opponents better, but still ultimately unable to win. You remember the ponies that came in big, but not the hundreds of tickets you tore up. This is just a gambler's memory.

Hu
 
great story johnny. best story i've seen in a few months on here...sorry for your luck, but you def. go hustled on that one...hope you get to play him again, maybe just for fun next time huh? but then again, you know you won't see him again!
 
The Farmer and the Painter

Great story Johnny.

I heard a similar story, except the guy was a farmer. He also dressed the part with an old pair of over-halls. His alibi was bringing his produce to market for a couple of weeks. His sudden influx of cash would be when his product was sold.

I wonder how effective this would be in todays world with the availability of the internet? I guess if you don't do your homework, it's shooter beware.
 
Hey, if you could turn the clock back on this one and do it over again, what might you have done differently?

I'm off to the painter pants store (I already got the alcohol smelling thing down to a science)...

Thanks for telling the story JohnnyT, you're a humble man and that's not all bad.
 
One of my team members that is close to 80 told me a similar story about how he set up a hustle back in the 60's. His story was he went into a bar every night for 3 weeks and played for chump change. Finally he got the stakes up where he wanted to win. After he won someone walked in that knew him and spilled the beans and killed the action for him in that bar.

I guess this is a old hustler technique or just something that some players like to tell as a entertaining story.
 
curious... was this guy skinny about 5'7" or so and claimed to be a veteran that was hurt? his limp.. did he have a prostetic? really straggly looking fellow stunk of liquer ? Looked pretty busted but ordered high end liquer from the bar?
 
1pRoscoe said:
I read that a few years ago, just can't remember where... Great story, btw.

It is in one my stories on Amazon (in Amazon Shorts) Hustling Under the Radar. I put it up here free sometime last year or the year before. I believe it's still #1 on Amazon. Johnnyt

PS: I was wrong, it's#2 in sports and #35 out of 220 in Bio's.
 
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