Official Lose Your Mind Friday Timeline:
(All actual times in this timeline have been omitted due to a construction delay)
Lose Your Mind Friday begins like any other normal day on the internet pool forums....
JAM does what she always does, passive aggressive prodding mixed with cutesy veiled insults until someone gets pissed.
Juice gets pissed, loses his mind and goes straight to the nuclear option.
Juice rightly gets a temp ban.
Wilson goes full retard with the worst example of "My E-Penis is bigger than yours" moderation tactics in the history of the internet.
All hell breaks loose.
Tate loses his mind.
Sides are taken. Sticks are sharpened.
We learn that "This is whats wrong with pool"
We learn that evidently Juice is a saint to any pool player south of Chicago.
Multiple accounts with under 20 posts suddenly come alive.
Righteous indignation is on display by all involved.
I think to myself "This is probably how World War 3 will start. Putin will drop the C-bomb on Hillary in the Billderberg forum, get banned by the UN and shit will be on."
Mike does what he always does, steps in with a common sense solution and chills out the natives.
The After Action Reports start to trickle in kind of like after a natural disaster. "I was at my office just killing time till lunch when I saw it happen.....". "I was on the beach getting ready to get married when all of sudden I was like WHOA...."
JAM spends eight hours composing her official response.
Official response issued with appropriate levels of "Woe is me", "I just try to be liked" and "Who me?". Surprising lack of song lyrics, video links or dog pictures.
Outpouring of "Please dont go", "You are the best".
Final outcome of Lose your Mind Friday......Juicy gets a call from the governor, one of the coolest cats in the place (Tate) was driven to the brink of mother-F-bombing the whole joint and now is on the DL for a minute, the c word if said in the proper way is evidently a lethal weapon and the one constant in most of the drama that gets out of hand here stays the same.
11-30-12
Never Forget.
The above was meant to be humorous. If it pisses you off feel free to call me anything you like. Except the c word....cause I'm not wearing body armor.
(All actual times in this timeline have been omitted due to a construction delay)
Lose Your Mind Friday begins like any other normal day on the internet pool forums....
JAM does what she always does, passive aggressive prodding mixed with cutesy veiled insults until someone gets pissed.
Juice gets pissed, loses his mind and goes straight to the nuclear option.
Juice rightly gets a temp ban.
Wilson goes full retard with the worst example of "My E-Penis is bigger than yours" moderation tactics in the history of the internet.
All hell breaks loose.
Tate loses his mind.
Sides are taken. Sticks are sharpened.
We learn that "This is whats wrong with pool"
We learn that evidently Juice is a saint to any pool player south of Chicago.
Multiple accounts with under 20 posts suddenly come alive.
Righteous indignation is on display by all involved.
I think to myself "This is probably how World War 3 will start. Putin will drop the C-bomb on Hillary in the Billderberg forum, get banned by the UN and shit will be on."
Mike does what he always does, steps in with a common sense solution and chills out the natives.
The After Action Reports start to trickle in kind of like after a natural disaster. "I was at my office just killing time till lunch when I saw it happen.....". "I was on the beach getting ready to get married when all of sudden I was like WHOA...."
JAM spends eight hours composing her official response.
Official response issued with appropriate levels of "Woe is me", "I just try to be liked" and "Who me?". Surprising lack of song lyrics, video links or dog pictures.
Outpouring of "Please dont go", "You are the best".
Final outcome of Lose your Mind Friday......Juicy gets a call from the governor, one of the coolest cats in the place (Tate) was driven to the brink of mother-F-bombing the whole joint and now is on the DL for a minute, the c word if said in the proper way is evidently a lethal weapon and the one constant in most of the drama that gets out of hand here stays the same.
11-30-12
Never Forget.
The above was meant to be humorous. If it pisses you off feel free to call me anything you like. Except the c word....cause I'm not wearing body armor.
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