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bfdlad

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Hi everyone, I probably should not be telling everyone this but I thought it important as I love the sport and vowed that one day when I have the money I would do something special. Again I probably should not mae this public yet but I feel I need to.
The most amazing thing has happened to me yesterday. I recieved an email from a bank in Africa, it turns out that some old Billionaire has died and due to some clerical error I am the only one who can claim this $20,000,000. However I will have to pay taxes on it in advance. Once the house is paid off and all my families are paid off I will put about $7mil in the4 bank and put the rest into Pool and Billiards. I was concerned about paying the up front taxes on this but of all the things it so happens that I have also won the Irish lottery and the UK Lottery too. Just a quick FYI.
 
bfdlad said:
Hi everyone, I probably should not be telling everyone this but I thought it important as I love the sport and vowed that one day when I have the money I would do something special. Again I probably should not mae this public yet but I feel I need to.
The most amazing thing has happened to me yesterday. I recieved an email from a bank in Africa, it turns out that some old Billionaire has died and due to some clerical error I am the only one who can claim this $20,000,000. However I will have to pay taxes on it in advance. Once the house is paid off and all my families are paid off I will put about $7mil in the4 bank and put the rest into Pool and Billiards. I was concerned about paying the up front taxes on this but of all the things it so happens that I have also won the Irish lottery and the UK Lottery too. Just a quick FYI.
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LMAO bfd... However, eating magic 'shrooms for lunch is no way to go thru life son! ;)
 
bfdlad said:
Hi everyone, I probably should not be telling everyone this but I thought it important as I love the sport and vowed that one day when I have the money I would do something special. Again I probably should not mae this public yet but I feel I need to.
The most amazing thing has happened to me yesterday. I recieved an email from a bank in Africa, it turns out that some old Billionaire has died and due to some clerical error I am the only one who can claim this $20,000,000. However I will have to pay taxes on it in advance. Once the house is paid off and all my families are paid off I will put about $7mil in the4 bank and put the rest into Pool and Billiards. I was concerned about paying the up front taxes on this but of all the things it so happens that I have also won the Irish lottery and the UK Lottery too. Just a quick FYI.
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Well if you get the money I get some ocean front property here in Arizona to sell you. :cool:
 
I actually have a relative that just died and you are the sole beneficiary of his money TOO. I am handling all of the legal stuff, so just send ME the taxes you would owe on $4,000,000 and ill handle the rest of it for you.
 
SteveH said:
I actually have a relative that just died and you are the sole beneficiary of his money TOO. I am handling all of the legal stuff, so just send ME the taxes you would owe on $4,000,000 and ill handle the rest of it for you.
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And don't forget to send him your SS# as well~ :wink:
 
I have some beachfront property in Arizona that is a sound investment, the return on it would be huge all you have to do is send me a $50k deposit and I will hold the last spot for you. It's in your best interest to send it right away, people are becoming instant millionaires with just this small deposit. Trust me.
 
Don't forget he will also need your address, date of birth, and mothers maiden name. Might as well throw in your first dogs name and the town you were born in while you are at it. Best of luck with that!
 
bfdlad said:
Hi everyone, I probably should not be telling everyone this but I thought it important as I love the sport and vowed that one day when I have the money I would do something special. Again I probably should not mae this public yet but I feel I need to.
The most amazing thing has happened to me yesterday. I recieved an email from a bank in Africa, it turns out that some old Billionaire has died and due to some clerical error I am the only one who can claim this $20,000,000. However I will have to pay taxes on it in advance. Once the house is paid off and all my families are paid off I will put about $7mil in the4 bank and put the rest into Pool and Billiards. I was concerned about paying the up front taxes on this but of all the things it so happens that I have also won the Irish lottery and the UK Lottery too. Just a quick FYI.
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Just remember, pass this message to ten friends in the next five minutes or your pecker will fall off!
 
Johnny "V" said:
This is my favorite of these. Hard to find now and the links to the pics don't work but damn it is funny...

http://www.priveye.com/nig9.htm

James T. Kirk... To much...
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Johnny V that email is awesome - I love to take up peoples time that are trying to scam me or get something. When telemarketers I will try to keep them on the phone as long as possible, but talk about anything except for what they want. LOL
 
Typical wed evening... Phone rings...

JV: Hello?
Phone Jockey: Hello, can I please speak to Mr. Kierciajal?
JV:Oh, hang on... Can you wait just a second? (puts phone down)
(watching a little tv, maybe open some mail)
JV: (picking up phone) Just give me another second... (puts phone down again)
(go get some iced tea, maybe check out the harbor freight ad I just got)
JV: are you still there?
Sweatshop Sam: Uh yes sir... I would like to offer you...
JV: Oh, good just give me a few more seconds.... Sorry, I really am just about finished... Hang on. (puts phone down again)

At this point I wait for the "If you would like to make a call please hang up the phone" message. If you are lucky they will hang on the line for a good 3 to 4 minutes before they figure that you are not coming back.

JV
 
I can save you half the taxes on the money. Just send me a money order and I'll work it out. I have a special decoder ring I got in this cereal box that cuts the tax in half.
 
OK, GUYS AND GALS, I TOLD YOU ALL THIS IN CONFIDENCE AND IT SEMS THAT SOME OF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME. hOLD ON I GOT SOMETHING FROM ED MCMANN LOOKS LIKE I WON MORE, BE BACK IN A BIT
 
Congratulations on your amazing luck. I am going to win the $132 million lottery tonight. I only had to pay $1 up front. If you start a pool tour you can hire Charlie Williams to schedule the matches.
 
I don't usually laugh out loud but I sure did this time at Linda's response. Good one
 
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bfdlad said:
Hi everyone, I probably should not be telling everyone this but I thought it important as I love the sport and vowed that one day when I have the money I would do something special. Again I probably should not mae this public yet but I feel I need to.
The most amazing thing has happened to me yesterday. I recieved an email from a bank in Africa, it turns out that some old Billionaire has died and due to some clerical error I am the only one who can claim this $20,000,000. However I will have to pay taxes on it in advance. Once the house is paid off and all my families are paid off I will put about $7mil in the4 bank and put the rest into Pool and Billiards. I was concerned about paying the up front taxes on this but of all the things it so happens that I have also won the Irish lottery and the UK Lottery too. Just a quick FYI.
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That's the weirdest thing. I just won too! :thumbup:
 
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