TombStone, What would yours say?

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Suffice is maybe what you meant.

I changed my mind on being cremated. Canadian winters are too damn cold and there is no way I want to
end up cold for the rest of my life. Besides, I'm claustrophobic.

I will be cremated, my ashes will be mixed with my hunting dogs ashes and I will be scattered on top of a hill behind the cabin that I grew up in.
 
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I'll take this for my parting remarks.....with thanks to Mr. Prine

Please don't bury me
Down in that cold cold ground
No, I'd druther have "em" cut me up
And pass me all around
Throw my brain in a hurricane
And the blind can have my eyes
And the deaf can take both of my ears
If they don't mind the size
Give my stomach to Milwaukee
If they run out of beer
Put my socks in a cedar box
Just get "em" out of here
Venus de Milo can have my arms
Look out! I've got your nose
Sell my heart to the junkman
And give my love to Rose

Repeat Chorus

Give my feet to the footloose
Careless, fancy free
Give my knees to the needy
Don't pull that stuff on me
Hand me down my walking cane
It's a sin to tell a lie
Send my mouth way down south
And kiss my ass goodbye
 
I rather like this one the Chef Jeff posted in another thread.

LOOK AT ME AS YOU PASS BY
AS YOU ARE NOW SO ONCE WAS I

AS I AM NOW SO YOU SHALL BE
PREPARE FOR DEATH AND FOLLOW ME
 
Sorry I couldn't make it....something came up.


Reason: Because I'll be cremated.
 
I want my headstone to look like a big beer can. It should say something like, "why the hell are you standing here looking at this? Get your ass to the titty bar!" Lol!

Joe
 
Hey, thats a great idea. Maybe your stone could be a Miller Genuine Draft Can and they would pay you in advance for all the advertising for years to come. Probably a free stone too.

Maybe one could say:

Sorry, had to forfeit the last game.

Here lies Darrell
He fired an Air Barrel
He was a fine bloke
And died broke

Or
Here lies Darrell
He fired an Air Barrel
Someone Fired Darrell

Here lies Bill
He was on the hill
Didn't make the last game
Hes Still and on the hill
 
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Tombstone

pooljunkie4ever said:
After seeing Wade's great Tombstone, what would you put on yours?

Mine would say:

Pooljunkie4ever, in this life and next.
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I already got my tomstone up at my family's cemetery, it just say's my name and date I was born..

don't wanna jump the gun to soon tho!..he he:grin-square:


David Harcrow
 
I wish i played good enough to put on my tombstone...Now that I'm gone you probally still want & need weight ! lol
 
Cremation and no grave for me.

But.......if I had a tombstone, it would read: "He broke balls all his life".

Maniac
 
I would really just like to have my head stuffed, placed on a spring-loaded plate, and have a crank on the side of my headstone. Sort of like a jack-in-the-box.

But pool-related headstone would probably read something along the lines of:

The only stroke I ever had killed me.
 
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