My name is Jay and I'm 5'7" tall. I dream of being taller. I take growth pills, I use a stretching machine, I even wear elevator shoes that go all the way to the top floor. But I'm still only 5'7". Maybe I need the surgery where they insert something into your leg bones.
I use a 57" or 58" cue and I want to use a 60" cue and walk around and look over the top of everyone's head. I would like to be able to see over crowds without jumping up and down repeatedly. I want to be able to reach things in the top cabinet without a step stool. I want to date tall women and look them in the eye and not the breast. But most of all I want to be able to stretch out across the table and never have to use the bridge. That would make me very happy.
Can you help me? Or am I just terminally short?