Let Not forget UPS only turn Right to save on Gas.
You have to watch those UPS guys.
A man while at his neighborhood bar having a drink and engaged in a friendly game of pool overheard the local UPS guy bragging that he had sex with every female on his route except for one. Later in the evening when he finally got home he told his wife what the UPS man said. She remained silent for a moment with a puzzled look and then snarled " I bet it is that ***** across the street, never did like her."
Why do I have to be the VERY LAST house on his delivery route??? I'm eagerly awaiting a shipment of a new cue case and I have league tonight and I wanted to take the new case with me. Well, I'm starting to see that as usual, it'll be after 6:30p.m. before the UPS guy gets to my house and I'll already be gone. Darn it!!!
Maniac