My favorite is the pressure aim. They go to the object ball and faux shoot it center pocket till they're certain about it. They then walk confidently back to the cueball, get down into position, whereupon they still have no idea of what they're looking at or for. They then go through the guess work of how much ball or whatever they do. At this point it's still 50/50 the shot goes or what. It probably wont but wait there's more...We have so many league players here trying to initiate the pro's actions they see on video and it's hilarious to watch. All these guys stroking their cues in the air to imitate, then getting down and miscuing or knocking the ball off table.
The funny part is they'll say something like, "I choked."
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