So, leaving Vegas, the tsa guy was a dick. He was yelling at some old Asia guy who probably couldn't understand him and I was next in "line." (no lines, just a mob waiting and waiting)
Put your hands up he says as I'm in that radiation thing. I did and he turns a way and yells at the Asian guy again, so I put down my hands and wait. Put you hands up! So, I do it and step out.
The Asian guy is plugging up the exit with 2 carts or something and gets yelled at again, so to help the mob along, instead waiting I just duck under the rope to get my stuff that I haven't seen for over a minute now. Guess what? They don't like that.
Where are you going???
I thought we were done.
Get back here!!!
So, I duck back under the rope as the Asian is still blocking everything.
Put your hands up!
He then starts the sexual assault part of the deal and runs his hands up my crotch and legs.
Turn around. Put your hands up!
He repeats it and when his head was right at my ass, I farted a really one right in his face.
He didn't say a word.
Jeff Livingston