Dear Mr. 1pRoscoe:
While I am in no way affiliated with the humorless individual who scripted these god-awful excuses for comedy, I do feel so inclined to let you know that these videos were posted (presumably) without the expressed written consent of the individual in question.
As such, my attorney will be contacting you on his behalf. In the meantime, I will try to track down this heartless, callous bastard who's sense of humor is pure toilet-humor, and alert him to the legal matters.
If you wish to settle out of court right now, this can be arranged. Simply box up and send to me the purpleheart Sugartree and the bocote Sugartree, which I will hold in escrow, until such a time when I am able to locate this 'hack' of a comedy writer, at which point, I will forward the cues onto him as compensation for his pain and suffering.
Truly,
B <-------- will also take the Searing as payment... you know, for that OTHER guy. Not me.