Ha! You's all sooo wrong!
Becuz the betterestest monster player on da world is mine!! Can't have it, tho, hehe.
I tuned it with a smiley sticker and since then it plays at least twice as good as it because I'm only half as angry when I walk up the table.
Seriously, I fell in love with mine. How can your broom sticks dare to match up?
Bought it from that guy who didn't know what its worth for like ten dollars back at that town at that tournament where those bad ass players played (one of them knew Efren and the other one was related to Chuck Norris i swear).
Does anybody have any experience with fixing Moria-Gems to ferrules for better light with your sighting?
Mwaha.
No pun intended, but feel great relief

Gwenn