Its that time of year again in AZ, and it is not Chickens we got to watch for crossing the road.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Grady:
I've got a system that I like to use to get gallus domesticus across the road. I think you can keep him safe from traffic a good percentage of the time this way. And if he crosses fast, there are a lot of good things can happen. I don't ever let a chicken cross the road if I think it might lose and can't win.
I've got a system that I like to use to get gallus domesticus across the road. I think you can keep him safe from traffic a good percentage of the time this way. And if he crosses fast, there are a lot of good things can happen. I don't ever let a chicken cross the road if I think it might lose and can't win.
asiasdad
"If the chicken didn't build his own motorcycle to cross the road, he's a sissy."
Russ
(Could see this thread being even longer than the funny pic thread.
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"If the chicken didn't build his own motorcycle to cross the road, he's a sissy."
Russ
(Could see this thread being even longer than the funny pic thread.
)
Chicken
Fatboy:
I know that chicken crossed the road and when I was younger I used to have people tell me I had no business crossing the road, but now I cross the road in my Bentley and no one tells me anything. I don't want this to be about me though, so lets' get back to the chicken.
Jaden:
First, before I say anything about the chicken just let me say that the chicken beat me across the road because half way through the road crossing I was ahead of the chicken and then Jay came in and changed which side of the street we should've been vrossing to. Also Efren taught me the best way to cross the street and I know that it is the way that he crosses the street. And I know it doesn't take a high 150+ IQ to cross the street but come on, it shouldn't be that difficult.
p.s. you have to be able to have a sense of humor about your own shortcomings or life isn't worth living,
Jaden
Fatboy:
I know that chicken crossed the road and when I was younger I used to have people tell me I had no business crossing the road, but now I cross the road in my Bentley and no one tells me anything. I don't want this to be about me though, so lets' get back to the chicken.
Jaden:
First, before I say anything about the chicken just let me say that the chicken beat me across the road because half way through the road crossing I was ahead of the chicken and then Jay came in and changed which side of the street we should've been vrossing to. Also Efren taught me the best way to cross the street and I know that it is the way that he crosses the street. And I know it doesn't take a high 150+ IQ to cross the street but come on, it shouldn't be that difficult.
p.s. you have to be able to have a sense of humor about your own shortcomings or life isn't worth living,
Jaden
bigskyjake
"to get out of rifle range from me"
"to get out of rifle range from me"
Howard Cosell:It may very well have been one of the most astonishing events to grace the annals of history. An historic, unprecedented avian biped with the temerity to attempt such an herculean achievement formerly relegated to homo sapien pedestrians is truly a remarkable occurence.
Frank Alvarez III
UPA, President
1. Guaranteed crossing is and always has been at the top of the United Poultry Associations agenda.
2. As President of the UPA, in regards to this specific event, I personally witnessed the ability to cross the road. However, I reminded poultry and all other parties involved that this witnessing did not equal actual control of the crossings.
3. When and if a crossing is not made, the administration of the UPA is left to doing what it can in order to obtain crossings for all chickens remaining on the wrong side of the road (within the bounds of what is both legal and ethical).
Poultry have been my personal friends for many years, and I as their president, I consider myself their primary crossing guard.
UPA, President
1. Guaranteed crossing is and always has been at the top of the United Poultry Associations agenda.
2. As President of the UPA, in regards to this specific event, I personally witnessed the ability to cross the road. However, I reminded poultry and all other parties involved that this witnessing did not equal actual control of the crossings.
3. When and if a crossing is not made, the administration of the UPA is left to doing what it can in order to obtain crossings for all chickens remaining on the wrong side of the road (within the bounds of what is both legal and ethical).
Poultry have been my personal friends for many years, and I as their president, I consider myself their primary crossing guard.
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Bucktooth told me to tell that chicken to cross the road and COME GET SOME BIG $$$$$$$. Bucktooth will match up with any farm animal on the planet for BIG $$$$$$$. He is old and blind but he will still match up with any CHICKEN in the world for BIG $$$$$$. Tell that chicken the $100 window is open. BIG $$$$$$$!!!
Bucktooth told me to tell that chicken to cross the road and COME GET SOME BIG $$$$$$$. Bucktooth will match up with any farm animal on the planet for BIG $$$$$$$. He is old and blind but he will still match up with any CHICKEN in the world for BIG $$$$$$. Tell that chicken the $100 window is open. BIG $$$$$$$!!!
PEER:
There weren't enough misogynists, racists, or haters on his side of the road.
There weren't enough misogynists, racists, or haters on his side of the road.
Patrick
Show me proof that the chicken crossed the road??
RandyG
The deer should learn from the chicken how to cross the Road...SPF
Jimmy M
My chicken got stuck crossing the (202) road.
DCP
I choked the damn chicken....again!!!
Coco Boy
Ummmmmm.......yeah.....just see post number 21 of this thread.
Jay Helfert
Boy...I could tell you some stories about that chicken back in the day.
Jude RosenstockThere is no system to crossing the road...Its all feel.
Sweet Marissa
Talking about chicks should be on the NPR section and is just plain blasfemy.....I should not be subjected to chicks talk while I am surfing this web site....Will someone pass me the mayo for my chicken sandwich???
av84fun
You have made an incorrect assesment...It was not the chicken that crossed the road, it was actually the "Gallus gallus domesticus". It was the male of the diurnal avian species and is known for its circadian rhythym.
This was pointed out to me as a boy by the famous "Farmer John" that happend to be a friend of the family.
Regards
Jim
Travis Trotter
I heard the chicken is using a cuetech
Beware_of_Dawg
Did someone say chicks??? I have tons of gifs of chicks if anyone wants some...Just let me know what you want.
Show me proof that the chicken crossed the road??
RandyG
The deer should learn from the chicken how to cross the Road...SPF
Jimmy M
My chicken got stuck crossing the (202) road.
DCP
I choked the damn chicken....again!!!
Coco Boy
Ummmmmm.......yeah.....just see post number 21 of this thread.
Jay Helfert
Boy...I could tell you some stories about that chicken back in the day.
Jude RosenstockThere is no system to crossing the road...Its all feel.
Sweet Marissa
Talking about chicks should be on the NPR section and is just plain blasfemy.....I should not be subjected to chicks talk while I am surfing this web site....Will someone pass me the mayo for my chicken sandwich???
av84fun
You have made an incorrect assesment...It was not the chicken that crossed the road, it was actually the "Gallus gallus domesticus". It was the male of the diurnal avian species and is known for its circadian rhythym.
This was pointed out to me as a boy by the famous "Farmer John" that happend to be a friend of the family.
Regards
Jim
Travis Trotter
I heard the chicken is using a cuetech
Beware_of_Dawg
Did someone say chicks??? I have tons of gifs of chicks if anyone wants some...Just let me know what you want.
