Wives & girlfriends in pool, gone wild

JoeyA

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Pardon the title ladies and I hope the men will show proper deference to the women who helped to add such great color to the game.

It was in the early 1980's, maybe 1982. My son was a few years older than "Tenneco's" son. Tenneco was one of New Orleans most notorious pool gamblers. It is important to note that Tenneco seldom ever gambled at anything other than pool. Pool was his passion and gambling was what lit his torch. You would almost never see him practicing but he was constantly in action. With a legal six figure income back in the 80's, he was primo action on any given day. People would get in arguments with one another and many a time, a fight would almost ensue because someone wanted to corner the market with Tenneco on a particular day, maybe to pay the rent or just to pad their pocket.

Regardless of who he played, Tenneco would put on a show. Most often he lost but when he won, if you had any money, he would get it all. Everyone knew you had a chance to make a good score with Tenneco and no one dared to screw up your chances in the future.

We gambled dozens of times over the years with me winning most of the matches, despite Tenneco's unmitigated gall. He had a habit of standing in front of the pocket (your pocket) when he played 1 PKT. Even in the summertime, he wore white long-sleeved shirts which he would always unbutton the cuff and rolled them three times so that his forearm's skin would show. While you were shooting, Tenneco who would be holding his cue vertically in his left hand with the butt seated on the floor with his belly about 6" from "your" pocket facing you. His right hand dangled and twitched a little but for the most part, his hand and fingers were pointing to the floor and were the closest to the floor. Just as you were about to pull the trigger, Tenneco would shoot his right arm straight up into the air, like a bullet. Without a doubt, he had to possess fast twitch muscles. His rolled/cuffed long sleeve shirt dropped & fluttered earthward like that girl friend's nightgown in your dreams of yesteryear. If you gave him a dirty look, he would give a knowing smirk of approval. It was his trademark. If you wanted to play him, it was your cross to bear.

Tenneco for sure, lost more money than any other pool player over the decades that I knew him. Granted, he made a few really good scores of which I was responsible for at least a few of them. (I was one of the few people who he said could really get him in stroke.) Now you can only imagine what his young wife thought about him going off for enormous sums of money on a regular basis. At the time he was married to a very beautiful girl, and yeah, she had red hair at least the one time I ever saw her. That day it seemed that everything she was made of was on fire. I never really knew here name and didn't know who she was but Tenneco had been in the pool room for a couple of days without leaving. (He could get a little ripe after the second day) He had been gambling the whole month rather severely and was taking a serious beating at the hands of different people each day. On this particular day he had a one pocket match with one of the locals for some decent table stakes and they were going at each other pretty hard for a few hours with his opponent not able to take him down. In walks this attractive but thin and shapely girl with a child about 3 or 4 years old on her hip. Keep in mind, that at the Sport Palace, gambling was revered and disturbing a match in play was tantamount to physically attacking the Pope on Good Friday. Her eyes were filled with the anger that only a woman can conjure. I wasn't close to the table where they were gambling and his wife walked past me at a fast pace, child glued to her hip, eyes ablaze and riveted on Tenneco.

He didn't see her come in the door but as she made her way across the pool room floor, his eyes widened with surprise and fear. Yeah, he feared this hot-headed woman for sure. He knew he had done wrong and he was caught like a rat in one of those humane traps with no where to go. Heated words spewed rapidly out of her mouth. I couldn't hear all of the words but suffice it to say that it was all bad. Tenneco just stood there taking his verbal whipping like a man should when he has no defense for his actions. No more than a couple of minutes had past and his wife took the toddler and placed the toddler right on top of the pool table, scattering balls in every direction. His opponent who was hoping for a score that day, watched in horror as the young wife scolded Tenneco one more time, cursing him and telling him that "NOW, YOU CAN JUST GO AND RAISE HIM YOURSELF", walking out of the pool room just as fast as she came in.

No one said a word as she marched past each of us and then all eyes were on Tenneco. Even his opponent had a moment of compassion but that ended rather quickly as his opponent demanded that he be paid for the last unfinished game. :D

JoeyA
 
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Oooouch!

Mrs. Tenneco is hereby charged with a a blatant FOUL and is blackballed within the pool world!
The craziness of this game...never ceases to amaze me! Yep, it's always an adventure down at the local pool hall...
:D
 
Great story Joey, do not mess with a redhead! I know this first hand as I own one :p, (sorry guys my girl is reading this with a knife to my throat) I mean I am madly in love with a beautiful redhead. ;)
 
The End?

So what happened Joey? Did she leave the kid there? Did Tenneco have to raise the kid on his own?

Were the names changed to protect the innocent? :shocked: LOL

Ray
 
Man, redheads get a bad rap, lol. We are just ahead of everyone...warmed up already and ready to fire!

I have to tell you guys. I am dating a redhead and I can just touch her on the arm and she gets all "shivery." UHHH HHUUUUHhh.
 
Pardon the title ladies and I hope the men will show proper deference to the women who helped to add such great color to the game.

It was in the early 1980's, maybe 1982. My son was a few years older than "Tenneco's" son. Tenneco was one of New Orleans most notorious pool gamblers. It is important to note that Tenneco seldom ever gambled at anything other than pool. Pool was his passion and gambling was what lit his torch. You would almost never see him practicing but he was constantly in action. With a legal six figure income back in the 80's, he was primo action on any given day. People would get in arguments with one another and many a time, a fight would almost insue because someone wanted to corner the market with Tenneco on a particular day, maybe to pay the rent or just to pad their pocket.

Regardless of who he played, Tenneco would put on a show. Most often he lost but when he won, if you had any money, he would get it all. Everyone knew you had a chance to make a good score with Tenneco and no one dared to screw up your chances in the future.

We gambled dozens of times over the years with me winning most of the matches, despite Tenneco's unmitigated gall. He had a habit of standing in front of the pocket (your pocket) when he played 1 PKT. Even in the summertime, he wore white long-sleeved shirts which he would always unbutton the cuff and rolled them three times so that his forearm's skin would show. While you were shooting, Tenneco who would be holding his cue vertically in his left hand with the butt seated on the floor with his belly about 6" from "your" pocket facing you. His right hand dangled and twitched a little but for the most part, his hand and fingers were pointing to the floor and were the closest to the floor. Just as you were about to pull the trigger, Tenneco would shoot his right arm straight up into the air, like a bullet. Without a doubt, he had to possess fast twitch muscles. His rolled/cuffed long sleeve shirt dropped & fluttered earthward like that girl friend's nightgown in your dreams of yesteryear. If you gave him a dirty look, he would give a knowing smirk of approval. It was his trademark. If you wanted to play him, it was your cross to bear.

Tenneco for sure, lost more money than any other pool player over the decades that I knew him. Granted, he made a few really good scores of which I was responsible for at least a few of them. (I was one of the few people who he said could really get him in stroke.) Now you can only imagine what his young wife thought about him going off for enormous sums of money on a regular basis. At the time he was married to a very beautiful girl, and yeah, she had red hair at least the one time I ever saw her. That day it seemed that everything she was made of was on fire. I never really knew here name and didn't know who she was but Tenneco had been in the pool room for a couple of days without leaving. (He could get a little ripe after the second day) He had been gambling the whole month rather severely and was taking a serious beating at the hands of different people each day. On this particular day he had a one pocket match with one of the locals for some decent table stakes and they were going at each other pretty hard for a few hours with his opponent not able to take him down. In walks this attractive but thin and shapely girl with a child about 3 or 4 years old on her hip. Keep in mind, that at the Sport Palace, gambling was revered and disturbing a match in play was tantamount to physically attacking the Pope on Good Friday. Her eyes were filled with the anger that only a woman can conjure. I wasn't close to the table where they were gambling and his wife walked past me at a fast pace, child glued to her hip, eyes ablaze and riveted on Tenneco.

He didn't see her come in the door but as she made her way across the pool room floor, he eyes widened with surprise and fear. Yeah, he feared this hot-headed woman for sure. He knew he had done wrong and he was caught like a rat in one of those humane traps with no where to go. Heated words spewed rapidly out of her mouth. I couldn't hear all of the words but suffice it to say that it was all bad. Tenneco just stood there taking his verbal whipping like a man should when he has no defense for his actions. No more than a couple of minutes had past and his wife took the toddler and placed the toddler right on top of the pool table, scattering balls in every direction. His opponent who was hoping for a score that day, watched in horror as the young wife scolded Tenneco one more time, cursing him and telling him that "NOW, YOU CAN JUST GO AND RAISE HIM YOURSELF", walking out of the pool room just as fast as she came in.

No one said a word as she marched past each of us and then all eyes were on Tenneco. Even his opponent had a moment of compassion but that ended rather quickly as his opponent demanded that he be paid for the last unfinished game. :D

JoeyA

Joey, that was frickin hilarious! You get two gold stars from me.
 
Girls can be more deadly then men! Many, many years ago I rode over to Vegas on my 880 Honda Chopper, my girlfriend on the back. We end up in this new poolroom that someone told me about. Pretty quick I got a game with Monk (who I did not know at the time - this was way before he won the Tropicana tourney over Sigel). We played $10 9-Ball for hours, neither one of us getting far ahead. At some point, I had had enough, I could see that I was wasn't going to beat this guy out of any money.

I told him this was my last game. He never said much up till then, but now he asked me if I was gonna quit him winners. I told him I thought we were about even (in truth I had lost count). He said I was four games ahead. He won that game and I quit. Monk took his cue apart and one of his buddies picked up the butt and came after me. He said I WASN"T quitting yet. I looked over at my GF Linda and her hand was in her purse. She had my .25 in there for safekeeping. It was cocked and loaded at all times. All you had to do was release the safety.

Fortunately Monk told the guy to cool it and we were able to leave without any more trouble. Outside I asked Linda what she was going to do. Her answer, "Shoot him of course!"
 
I'm in love!

Girls can be more deadly then men! Many, many years ago I rode over to Vegas on my 880 Honda Chopper, my girlfriend on the back. We end up in this new poolroom that someone told me about. Pretty quick I got a game with Monk (who I did not know at the time - this was way before he won the Tropicana tourney over Sigel). We played $10 9-Ball for hours, neither one of us getting far ahead. At some point, I had had enough, I could see that I was wasn't going to beat this guy out of any money.

I told him this was my last game. He never said much up till then, but now he asked me if I was gonna quit him winners. I told him I thought we were about even (in truth I had lost count). He said I was four games ahead. He won that game and I quit. Monk took his cue apart and one of his buddies picked up the butt and came after me. He said I WASN"T quitting yet. I looked over at my GF Linda and her hand was in her purse. She had my .25 in there for safekeeping. It was cocked and loaded at all times. All you had to do was release the safety.

Fortunately Monk told the guy to cool it and we were able to leave without any more trouble. Outside I asked Linda what she was going to do. Her answer, "Shoot him of course!"

You still got Linda's number Jay? I'm in love! :thumbup:
 
You still got Linda's number Jay? I'm in love! :thumbup:


You would be if you met her, and she's in her 50's now. Still lookin' good though. Linda was a country girl from Taft, CA, about 30 miles from Bakersfield, where I had a poolroom in the 70's.

She's always calls me on my birthday and Christmas. I just talked to her the other day (it was my B-day). She has been living outside Ft. Worth for years and works as a nurse. He current BF is 15 years her junior!
 
This can't compete with Joey's story, and I don't want to hijack his thread, "but", I can't resisit repeating this old story.....

A man came home real late. He smelled of womens perfume and had lipstick smeared on his face and neck. His wife woke up, looked at him and said "Where have you been!"

The husband, feeling guilty anyway, said to his wife "Honey, I feel so bad. I met this woman and before you know it, one thing led to another. And we ended up in bed making wild, passionate love. I'm so sorry."

The wife got out of bed and grabbed her husband by the arms. She looked at his hands and saw pool chalk in spots. And then she yelled "Why you no good lying S.O.B! You were out playing pool again, weren't you!"
 
The good ole days !

Nice story Joey...Brought up some memories...Tenneco was deffinately juicey...I made som decent scores against him & had 1 brutal bad beat against him..don't know if you remember when i was running around with Mark Gregory back then...Ricky P had called me to tell me that tennaco was playing poker at harahs & pumped up really good..told me to go over there & trap him with Mark & throw him a jelly after we bust him...We show up n act like we were waiting on a table..standinc rt behind Tenneco's seat acting like i didn't see him...when he turned i act suprised & say what the hell u doiing here playing poker...let's go play some hundred or 2 hundred a game 8 ball...that's when i could still play a lil barbox 8...then like on cue..He says naah..but i'll play either 1 of u some short rack banks for 4 or 5 hundred a game...i look at mark & says i don't play banks but would he want to try some..he says sure...BAM..TRAP SET..so i think..lol..he cashes out bout 8 or 9 k and we off to that lil joint down from casino..started off at $400 a game...tennaco wins the 1st 2..Mark wins the next 5...tennaco wins 3 and Mark quits even...tennaco & myself was trying to talk him into keep playing..tennaco was even wanting to bump the bet to $600 a game...Mark had less than $100 in his pocket & his stakehorse is pleaing with him to just play & he wouldn't..said his sinuses were acting up & the table was playing funny..talk about feeling sick cuz you know as well as i do that the whole $9000 would have played & I have a pro player playing not even a good shortstop EVEN...was just sick...worst thing tho was next day tennaco calls me & says I know you was trying to get me with that champion..saysu don't have to come at me on a angle...I'll play him the same way this evening..I'm thinking WOOOHOOO...Redemption time !!! I call Mark to tell him we didn't lose our fish & he tells me I'm on my way to play in the world 8ball championship in vegas...i'm already on other side of texas...Horrible beat is all i can say..lol
 
Joey

Do you know or play against a friend of mine, Cliff 'Junior' Brown? He lived (and owned) New Orleans for 7 years down there. He has been back in Wichita for a few years now.
 
Ouch! Talking about a slap in the face without the physical part. I'm with Ray, whatever happened afterwards? Did he raise the child by himself or did he get her to come back?

I also agree that redheads are no joke, for some reason their temper is always the color of their hair. :eek:

Take care,

Chino
 
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