Worst or gayest pool things ever

[crosseyedjoe]

If you ever go to Scotland I highly recommend that you don't inform anyone in the pool room that you are going to "jimmy" on the table. You may find yourself unceremoniously ejected from the premises.

A "jimmy" there is rhyming slang for having a piss....jimmy riddle....piddle

In honor of JimmyM, from now on when I'm going to pee. I'll say


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I'm gonna take a leak.

 

[crosseyedjoe]

I doubt Enzo has a masters...and I would seriously doubt what he said about backing up his woofing. The truth is, he probably knows what kind of game you've got Jimmy, and will not play you. The other truth is, well, for those faggots to defend the improper usage of the word 'fag' is pretty gay when this is a forum about pool. It's pathetic to try and trap people into arguments about ethics and social considerations when that energy could be spent on writing letters for Amnesty International or spreading the word on genital herpes. I think people who go onto forums like this looking to pick things apart for arguments are unaccomplished fags with the wrong motivation to discover some self esteem. Instead of trying to correct everyone, these faggots should think about their gay motivations, and if they want to sound smart to themselves, they can read some Victor Hugo aloud or go hang out in a place where everyone is seemingly dumb enough to not call them what they are. That fag from Virginia and Enzo are damn annoying. Jimmy, I'll put money on you over Enzo in a heartbeat. Obviously, this thread will end with the gayest thing of them all, which is Enzo not accepting the challenge and not putting up some cash to back up his gay loving mouth.

LOL, like what Carlos Mencia says about people who complain too much about gays . . .

"People, I have an announcement to make! I'm . . ."

 

[crosseyedjoe]

Anyway I'll redeem myself now....have read all this with interest and have got to say that I thought exactly the same as you Joey....."gay" in the sense it was used in the title and first post meant "effeminate" to me and almost always would. I don't think that's derogatory or has particularly negative connotations, it just makes common sense.

That what I was expecting too, but the poster got himself into a bind when he said he meant "stupid."

 

[HouseMan]

LOL, like what Carlos Mencia says about people who complain too much about gays . . .

"People, I have an announcement to make! I'm . . ."

That Mencia guy is an Ahole and from what I understand a thief too.
http://www.vidmax.com/index.php/videos/view/888

 

[TATE]

And the gayest thing in the pool room is...the fag

To be politically correct: In Britain, they call them "fags" with no reference to sexual preference at all. It means cigarette. And I no longer miss the devils.

 

[Dead Money]

Heh. I wouldn't mind if that slang caught on. In fact, they already refer to a condom as a "jimmy hat" (and, obviously, if a condom is a "Jimmy hat", then a "Jimmy" must be whatever the hat covers, right?) so, if I were as thin-skinned as you, I'd be on top of my roof with a bullhorn protesting the phrase! Instead, I could care less. Hell, *I* say "jimmy hat" some times myself!

However, since I am so lighthearted and am willing to accept your proposed use of the word (name) "Jimmy", I'd like to offer a proposition of my own. Since the word "gay" is so offensive, I propose that we start using "enzo" to mean "homosexual" instead of the word "gay"! Don't feel bad though, I do have some enzo friends so it isn't like I'll dislike you just because you're enzo. The funny thing is, the enzo people that I do know, and am friends with, use more derogatory slang words for "homosexual" (jokingly, of course) than most heterosexuals that I know. It really is somewhat comical. I guess it isn't so derogatory when the person using the slang words is actually an enzo themselves.

Eh, whatever. You're a bit too uptight for public forums. Do you play pool or do you just hang around pool forums with your panties pre-knotted waiting for someone to offend you?

LMAO!!

 

[memikey]

To be politically correct: In Britain, they call them "fags" with no reference to sexual preference at all. It means cigarette. And I no longer miss the devils.

Close but no cigar

Pretty sure you're joking but just in case some don't know..........

By far the most common terms used in Britain up until about 10 years ago were "queer" and "poof" and they are still common today although the popularity in usage gap betwen them and other terms is significantly smaller than it used to be.

Nowadays in Britain, "queer" and "poof" are still the most popular terms used, ahead of "gay", "fairy", "fag" and "bender" the next most commonly used terms, probably in roughly that order of popularity.

The occasional use of "fag" for a gay man in Britain is not connected in any way to PC reasons It is short for "faggot" and is also absolutely unconnected with the term "fags" often used for cigarettes

The use of "fag" for a gay man is very much more common in USA than Britain and it is mainly American films and other media which have spread its use worldwide.

If you want to know how I know......give me a kiss and I'll tell ya

 

[crosseyedjoe]

Heh. I wouldn't mind if that slang caught on. In fact, they already refer to a condom as a "jimmy hat" (and, obviously, if a condom is a "Jimmy hat", then a "Jimmy" must be whatever the hat covers, right?) so, if I were as thin-skinned as you, I'd be on top of my roof with a bullhorn protesting the phrase! Instead, I could care less. Hell, *I* say "jimmy hat" some times myself!

However, since I am so lighthearted and am willing to accept your proposed use of the word (name) "Jimmy", I'd like to offer a proposition of my own. Since the word "gay" is so offensive, I propose that we start using "enzo" to mean "homosexual" instead of the word "gay"! Don't feel bad though, I do have some enzo friends so it isn't like I'll dislike you just because you're enzo. The funny thing is, the enzo people that I do know, and am friends with, use more derogatory slang words for "homosexual" (jokingly, of course) than most heterosexuals that I know. It really is somewhat comical. I guess it isn't so derogatory when the person using the slang words is actually an enzo themselves.

Eh, whatever. You're a bit too uptight for public forums. Do you play pool or do you just hang around pool forums with your panties pre-knotted waiting for someone to offend you?

Hmm, sounds like someone took an offense and trying to get back which just proves someone else point.

 

[TATE]

Close but no cigar

Pretty sure you're joking but just in case some don't know..........

By far the most common terms used in Britain up until about 10 years ago were "queer" and "poof" and they are still common today although the popularity in usage gap betwen them and other terms is significantly smaller than it used to be.

Nowadays in Britain, "queer" and "poof" are still the most popular terms used, ahead of "gay", "fairy", "fag" and "bender" the next most commonly used terms, probably in roughly that order of popularity.

The occasional use of "fag" for a gay man in Britain is not connected in any way to PC reasons It is short for "faggot" and is also absolutely unconnected with the term "fags" often used for cigarettes

The use of "fag" for a gay man is very much more common in USA than Britain and it is mainly American films and other media which have spread its use worldwide.

If you want to know how I know......give me a kiss and I'll tell ya

Very educational. "Poof' is a new one on me, although I really don't like derogatory names for anybody.

There was an old British joke about gay guys. They used to call them teapots and if you asked why, the jokester would strike a pose like the kind shown below. I hope nobody is offended.

Here in Los Angeles, the gay community is quite large, so I think it's easier for gays to live their lives openly, and society has developed a tolerance and in many cases an acceptance. I have several business associates who are gay and openly talk about it with me, their relationships, etc. I would not dream of insulting them with such words, but the gay guys I know pretty much have a good sense of humor and tell some pretty harsh gay jokes themselves.

Chris

 

[memikey]

Understood TATE. Personally I'm a little ashamed to say that although I understand the irrationality of it I have a very low tolerance threshold for gay men, though like most other middle aged neanderthal guys that level is slightly higher for gay women.........might be connected to me being a lesbian trapped in a man's body

 

[Jimmy M.]

Hmm, sounds like someone took an offense and trying to get back which just proves someone else point.

"Getting back" can be fueled by things other than "offense". In this case, he made it so easy that I couldn't resist. I'm weak.

 

[enzo]

Heh. I wouldn't mind if that slang caught on. In fact, they already refer to a condom as a "jimmy hat" (and, obviously, if a condom is a "Jimmy hat", then a "Jimmy" must be whatever the hat covers, right?) so, if I were as thin-skinned as you, I'd be on top of my roof with a bullhorn protesting the phrase! Instead, I could care less. Hell, *I* say "jimmy hat" some times myself!

However, since I am so lighthearted and am willing to accept your proposed use of the word (name) "Jimmy", I'd like to offer a proposition of my own. Since the word "gay" is so offensive, I propose that we start using "enzo" to mean "homosexual" instead of the word "gay"! Don't feel bad though, I do have some enzo friends so it isn't like I'll dislike you just because you're enzo. The funny thing is, the enzo people that I do know, and am friends with, use more derogatory slang words for "homosexual" (jokingly, of course) than most heterosexuals that I know. It really is somewhat comical. I guess it isn't so derogatory when the person using the slang words is actually an enzo themselves.

Eh, whatever. You're a bit too uptight for public forums. Do you play pool or do you just hang around pool forums with your panties pre-knotted waiting for someone to offend you?

man, you are so pitiful, and the most pitiful thing is you don't even know it.

first off, you used my own insult on you to insult me (proposing enzo = homosexual), i guess, as they say, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

second, considering your insult, you have no idea of what the argument is about, the offensive usage of gay means "bad" or "stupid" or "worst"..... remember (even though I say this is inappropriate usage)?? not just homosexual as you have indicated above. this all coming from somebody who thinks they "don't need to think anything over," obviously you have followed this mantra all your life, and it shows. you can't even think of your own insult.

i do play pool, but i have been busy doing other things in my life (namely thinking and learning, something very foreign to you i know) and don't have the skills or ability of a "known" player such as yourself. I would gladly step up and accept the 6 ball from you as someone indicated (does that person want to back jimmy???), or did he say the 5??? either way, that would be a go for sure. and this IS NOT just forum talk, i can assure you i am quite serious. wouldn't it be great to beat me giving me the 5??? maybe even the highlight of your pitiful life.

in any case, if that's too much, give me an offer. the information you have to go on is this (and I will guarantee all this, ie, i wont jimmy you, it's all the truth): 1) you will not recognize me, ie, im not some recognizable champion waiting to demolish you 2) you have a name and people know you play like a strong short-stop or whatever, i have no name and no recognition 3) i have been in school for 8 of the past 10 or so years

considering the above i obviously need a spot. so, the question is, you can't beat a nobody, no-name pool player that has been in school for 8 years without giving him a handicap??? you see, it's easy for a stupid pool player (not necessarily you) to just mindlessly say "well, lets play some" every time an argument starts. Jimmy, THIS DOESN'T MAKE YOU RIGHT. Do yourself a favor and realize that, as most good players can't or don't (can't for you probably a bit more appropriate).

so, again, i will guarantee the information i gave you is correct (ie, you wont be jimmied). considering all that, i obviously need a spot, offer me something and i'm all ears.

alternatively, we could go to a scholar (like a professor at U of A for example) that we both agree upon and ask him who is right about the appropriateness of the usage of the word "gay." and we could bet all you want on this, as long as we put the money up so nobody gets jimmied. i'm sure this alternative wont sound appealing to you since it doesn't involve a pool table and there will actually be an intelligent, rational person deciding things. i want a handicap from you in the pool, and since you are obviously handicapped in the brains department i feel it only fair to give you a "spot" in this scenario, i'll offer you 2 to 1 on the money.

 

[enzo]

I doubt Enzo has a masters...and I would seriously doubt what he said about backing up his woofing. The truth is, he probably knows what kind of game you've got Jimmy, and will not play you. The other truth is, well, for those faggots to defend the improper usage of the word 'fag' is pretty gay when this is a forum about pool. It's pathetic to try and trap people into arguments about ethics and social considerations when that energy could be spent on writing letters for Amnesty International or spreading the word on genital herpes. I think people who go onto forums like this looking to pick things apart for arguments are unaccomplished fags with the wrong motivation to discover some self esteem. Instead of trying to correct everyone, these faggots should think about their gay motivations, and if they want to sound smart to themselves, they can read some Victor Hugo aloud or go hang out in a place where everyone is seemingly dumb enough to not call them what they are. That fag from Virginia and Enzo are damn annoying. Jimmy, I'll put money on you over Enzo in a heartbeat. Obviously, this thread will end with the gayest thing of them all, which is Enzo not accepting the challenge and not putting up some cash to back up his gay loving mouth.

you can bet all you want on me having the masters. we can have somebody here in AZ "moderate" or oversee the bet somehow and both agree to give him 10% of the winnings. i'll provide my degree and an ID and you can even call my adviser if you'd like. will this shut you up?? or would you rather lose a large deal of money?

 

[jgpool]

Take a Breath!

Let's everyone take a deep breath!!! This is very close to getting out of hand! Let's have some fun!!!

 

[MikeM]

Wow!!!

I tried and tried to stay away from this thread...looks like I missed a good time. I see some of us have stooped incredibly low...but insulting Victor Hugo...oh the humanity!

MM....let it die.......

 

[Jimmy M.]

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Dude ... I didn't even read all of this, but I saw the part about "you see, it's easy for a stupid pool player (not necessarily you) to just mindlessly say "well, lets play some" every time an argument starts."

I never asked you to play. In fact, I didn't ask you to play because I KNOW I'M STEALING and, like you said, beating you on a pool table doesn't make me right. You don't even know what it was that I offered before I deleted it. I retracted it before you read it, so does it even matter? By the way, it was only half pool. The other half was a spelling/grammar test (since you insulted my literacy). But, again, I retracted the offer before anyone even had a chance to read it because I realized how silly it was to offer a bet over a disagreement on the internet. I have nothing to prove by trying to beat you on a pool table, so let's just stop right there and not even get into a discussion about betting anything. It doesn't matter. If I bet anything with you, half of it is going to be on a pool table so, at best, you're going to break even. It isn't worth it for either of us.

As far as the insults, I really have nothing else to say. You insulted. I insulted back. You insulted some more, and so did I. Now this is where it is. You're the one who started the whole thing by telling me that I needed to rethink something that I DIDN'T EVEN SAY (I never condoned the use of the word "gay" as it's being used - I only said that it's a common usage of the word in this country; especially among young people. That makes me illiterate sounding?). I said I didn't need to rethink anything, and you started throwing out the "illiterate sounding" and "uneducated" insults. Go back and read. With your Master's degree, I'm sure you'll be able to follow the conversation and see how it started.

Get a life. Why don't you go hang out in the NPR section and bicker about politics if all you want to do is engage in tit-for-tat, meaningless conversation? In the meantime, you should be working on your pool game - instead of b*tching about people saying "gay" - if you play so bad that you need the 5-ball from a shortstop like me.



Edit: I figured I'd add this since I don't trust your ability to glean what I am saying from my post and you just so happen to have caught me in a mood where I'm going to give you a serious answer instead of just making fun of your goofy ass. If you get on here and start firing off insults, which calling someone "illiterate sounding" and "uneducated" would certainly qualify as, you have to be willing to accept whatever response you get. What did you expect? I'd respond and say, "you're right"? If that's the response you were expecting, I'm not really sure what to make of you and your incredible intellect (as indicated by your Master's degree). And, in saying that, I guess I have to be willing to accept the possibility that is exactly what you wanted, I played right into it, and you were able to get your little rocks off for a few days. If so, I give you credit. Ya got me. Well, not really, but ya kind of got me because I did play along.

 

[!Smorgass Bored]

They buried Helmsford yesterday. Oh, what happened ? Dead, you know. ROTFLMAO

There was an old British joke about gay guys. They used to call them teapots and if you asked why, the jokester would strike a pose like the kind shown below. I hope nobody is offended.
Chris

Ah, the British. They are quite the joke tellers. Here's one of my favorites, what ? There are two Old Chaps (OC) having a discussion at the Men's Club:

OC-1: Say, did you hear about old Wimsley ?
OC-2: No, what ?

OC-1: His plane went down in the jungle.
OC-2: Bad show, that.

OC-1: He was there so long, that he married a gorilla.
OC-2: Female ?

OC-1: Of course, he's not bloody gay, you know.......
OC-2: Good show.

Doug
( I can't stop laughing... those British blokes are a laugh riot... imo )

 

[Williebetmore]

Ah, the British. They are quite the joke tellers. Here's one of my favorites, what ? There are two Old Chaps (OC) having a discussion at the Men's Club:

OC-1: Say, did you hear about old Wimsley ?
OC-2: No, what ?

OC-1: His plane went down in the jungle.
OC-2: Bad show, that.

OC-1: He was there so long, that he married a gorilla.
OC-2: Female ?

OC-1: Of course, he's not bloody gay, you know.......
OC-2: Good show.

Doug
( I can't stop laughing... those British blokes are a laugh riot... imo )

SB,
Hey, how about this one;

"I can't give you a brain......but I can give you a diploma." (the Wizard of Oz to the Scarecrow). I'm not saying to whom this applies.

 

[TATE]

man, you are so pitiful, and the most pitiful thing is you don't even know it.

first off, you used my own insult on you to insult me (proposing enzo = homosexual), i guess, as they say, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

second, considering your insult, you have no idea of what the argument is about, the offensive usage of gay means "bad" or "stupid" or "worst"..... remember (even though I say this is inappropriate usage)?? not just homosexual as you have indicated above. this all coming from somebody who thinks they "don't need to think anything over," obviously you have followed this mantra all your life, and it shows. you can't even think of your own insult.

i do play pool, but i have been busy doing other things in my life (namely thinking and learning, something very foreign to you i know) and don't have the skills or ability of a "known" player such as yourself. I would gladly step up and accept the 6 ball from you as someone indicated (does that person want to back jimmy???), or did he say the 5??? either way, that would be a go for sure. and this IS NOT just forum talk, i can assure you i am quite serious. wouldn't it be great to beat me giving me the 5??? maybe even the highlight of your pitiful life.

in any case, if that's too much, give me an offer. the information you have to go on is this (and I will guarantee all this, ie, i wont jimmy you, it's all the truth): 1) you will not recognize me, ie, im not some recognizable champion waiting to demolish you 2) you have a name and people know you play like a strong short-stop or whatever, i have no name and no recognition 3) i have been in school for 8 of the past 10 or so years

considering the above i obviously need a spot. so, the question is, you can't beat a nobody, no-name pool player that has been in school for 8 years without giving him a handicap??? you see, it's easy for a stupid pool player (not necessarily you) to just mindlessly say "well, lets play some" every time an argument starts. Jimmy, THIS DOESN'T MAKE YOU RIGHT. Do yourself a favor and realize that, as most good players can't or don't (can't for you probably a bit more appropriate).

so, again, i will guarantee the information i gave you is correct (ie, you wont be jimmied). considering all that, i obviously need a spot, offer me something and i'm all ears.

alternatively, we could go to a scholar (like a professor at U of A for example) that we both agree upon and ask him who is right about the appropriateness of the usage of the word "gay." and we could bet all you want on this, as long as we put the money up so nobody gets jimmied. i'm sure this alternative wont sound appealing to you since it doesn't involve a pool table and there will actually be an intelligent, rational person deciding things. i want a handicap from you in the pool, and since you are obviously handicapped in the brains department i feel it only fair to give you a "spot" in this scenario, i'll offer you 2 to 1 on the money.

I know where you're coming from. I have long championed animal rights myself. One of the posters once referred to a whorehouse as a "cat house". I, of course, immediately took offense. The nerve of him not recognizing the offense being commited against innocent, helpless felines. So I challenged him to a game of nine-ball (of course, asking for a huge spot), and hurled numerous insults at him. Cats have right too, and to be compared with prostitutes was just too much for me to bear.

Seriously, Enzo, with your bad manners and mean spirit, I don't think gay people WANT you to defend them. Jimmy didn't invent the phrase "that's so gay" - which doesn't mean "bad", it means "different or odd", sometimes odd in an effeminate way. I suppose it derived from the word "queer" which also means odd. Nonetheless, maybe you missed the class in social deportment when you got your Master's degree.

I'm sorry, but you need a lot more than a Master's degree here to impress this bunch.

Chris

 

[TATE]

Ah, the British. They are quite the joke tellers. Here's one of my favorites, what ? There are two Old Chaps (OC) having a discussion at the Men's Club:

OC-1: Say, did you hear about old Wimsley ?
OC-2: No, what ?

OC-1: His plane went down in the jungle.
OC-2: Bad show, that.

OC-1: He was there so long, that he married a gorilla.
OC-2: Female ?

OC-1: Of course, he's not bloody gay, you know.......
OC-2: Good show.

Doug
( I can't stop laughing... those British blokes are a laugh riot... imo )

That is funny, though not in a PC way. Life has not been the same without Benny Hill.