This is why pool in Iowa sucks

I'm just curious MikeF, besides not getting any action worth your time( I'm guessing you would prefer anywhere from $100 to $1000 sets) and not finding "hot chicks" in a pool hall, what other reasons would you use as substantial evidence that "Pool in Iowa Sucks"?

Iowa isn't known for wealthy,bad pool players w/ hot wifes that come to the local pool hall to watch thier man lose money.

I'm guessing your 'experience' about pool in iowa stems from a single incident. Someone left a bad taste in your mouth? Its too bad your image of 'Pool in Iowa' is of just that.

Maybe try a different approach....
1. play in a local tourney.
2. lose to a person you shouldn't have.
3. stand up on a chair and tell the whole room that you will give them the 6 out for a grand!

oh, wait... someone has already tried that in 'Iowa' and it didn't work.

If you don't think you can stumble across the 'right' action, feel free to 'create' some. People from Iowa are very creative!

As for the women, try a supermarket or a target or a library. I'm thinking that a pool hall isn't the place you wanna pick up a lady and take her home to momma.


if the people going to his pool hall only want to play 5 a game and quit after losing 20 who can blame him for thinking pool there sucks? i'd be pretty upset too.
 
I'm just curious MikeF, besides not getting any action worth your time( I'm guessing you would prefer anywhere from $100 to $1000 sets) and not finding "hot chicks" in a pool hall, what other reasons would you use as substantial evidence that "Pool in Iowa Sucks"?

Iowa isn't known for wealthy,bad pool players w/ hot wifes that come to the local pool hall to watch thier man lose money.

I'm guessing your 'experience' about pool in iowa stems from a single incident. Someone left a bad taste in your mouth? Its too bad your image of 'Pool in Iowa' is of just that.

Maybe try a different approach....
1. play in a local tourney.
2. lose to a person you shouldn't have.
3. stand up on a chair and tell the whole room that you will give them the 6 out for a grand!

oh, wait... someone has already tried that in 'Iowa' and it didn't work.

If you don't think you can stumble across the 'right' action, feel free to 'create' some. People from Iowa are very creative!

As for the women, try a supermarket or a target or a library. I'm thinking that a pool hall isn't the place you wanna pick up a lady and take her home to momma.


I feel you. The window is closed anyway now, and it may not open back up. Just gonna focus on getting back in stroke. Maybe figure out this one hole game in my spare time. I know this state has some champions but then again so does every state. Youre talking about the exceptions and in my opinion they don't make up the norm. These guys can walk into almost any pool room in America and give up weight. I'm just talking about the general scene. They do take league and tourneys seriously so that might be the way to go. Eitherway I would never stand up and bark at everyone in the house because thats a no win situation. Even if you win you kill what little action was left cuz only the baddest guy is gonna stand up. I'll give the DM it's fair shake though cuz there are some really good people here. Anyways I have a woman that Ive been with a while, I was just pointing out something with that comment.
 
if the people going to his pool hall only want to play 5 a game and quit after losing 20 who can blame him for thinking pool there sucks? i'd be pretty upset too.


Now you get it. Shoot 20 at 200 cant stand that. Thats one of the big problems I have. I see people get stuck up and even I wanna puke. I did meet a guy from Ames last night with some gamble in him. He was playin a friend of mine, getting the worst of it, and betting 20/game. He did quit stuck 5 games but he said that before he started betting. Said he needed the last 20 for gas. Now that action isnt big however it was good action cuz he did what he said he was. Unlike the people that say you can win a lot of money and quit a 1 set loser yet if they win and someone quits them they start throwin out the Nit word. Hilarious if you ask me.
 
Now you get it. Shoot 20 at 200 cant stand that. Thats one of the big problems I have. I see people get stuck up and even I wanna puke. I did meet a guy from Ames last night with some gamble in him. He was playin a friend of mine, getting the worst of it, and betting 20/game. He did quit stuck 5 games but he said that before he started betting. Said he needed the last 20 for gas. Now that action isnt big however it was good action cuz he did what he said he was. Unlike the people that say you can win a lot of money and quit a 1 set loser yet if they win and someone quits them they start throwin out the Nit word. Hilarious if you ask me.

If you are heading into the QC area. Send me a PM on here. I will gladly shoot ya and see what ya got. I'm not rich by any means. But I will play some. I love shooting pool and love the challenges it presents. Just let me know man. later
 
If you are heading into the QC area. Send me a PM on here. I will gladly shoot ya and see what ya got. I'm not rich by any means. But I will play some. I love shooting pool and love the challenges it presents. Just let me know man. later

Only stipulation is whoever takes down the cash pays for the steak dinner later that night...ill let ya know if I ever pass through.
 
Eitherway I would never stand up and bark at everyone in the house because thats a no win situation. Even if you win you kill what little action was left cuz only the baddest guy is gonna stand up. I'll give the DM it's fair shake though cuz there are some really good people here.

Just fyi, that is what "airbarrell" is known for. From what i heard, he did it at an apa event a few weeks ago.

I don't know of anyone else that isn't a stand up person in the Des Moines area.

You could eat ice cream every day of your life and love it and one day someone told you they made the chocolate ice cream out of shit and you would never eat ice cream again, no matter what flavor.
 
Just fyi, that is what "airbarrell" is known for. From what i heard, he did it at an apa event a few weeks ago.

I don't know of anyone else that isn't a stand up person in the Des Moines area.

You could eat ice cream every day of your life and love it and one day someone told you they made the chocolate ice cream out of shit and you would never eat ice cream again, no matter what flavor.

I owe you a beer sir.
 
prettiest girls live in fl...........what are u guys thinking?

also i know a girl thats in iowa for 2 weeks that can probably play u even :o)
 
prettiest girls live in fl...........what are u guys thinking?

also i know a girl thats in iowa for 2 weeks that can probably play u even :o)

I've got some ocean front property in Montana for sale too buddy jk, check your PM. That's what's going down.
 
Definitely don't wanna trap me do ya buddy? JK if I go to Davenport I'll give you a holler there guy. We'll do some $1 ahead sets.

Mike I have been very nice in my posts in this thread . I don't understand why you felt the need to insult me ? What did I say that made you think I wanted to play $1 a head sets ? I feel that was very rude and uncalled for .

Larry
 
Mike I have been very nice in my posts in this thread . I don't understand why you felt the need to insult me ? What did I say that made you think I wanted to play $1 a head sets ? I feel that was very rude and uncalled for .

Larry

That definitely was not for you. Sorry if I quoted the wrong comment but you were definitely more than a gentleman in all this. Once again my fault brother wasn't for you at all. It was probably for your buddy who shot me some red rep, 1 red and 4 or 5 greens isnt too bad. I wonder how many other misquotes I did. Take care bro.
 
if u dont mind, send some of the bi sexual women to ohio. thanks


Find a BYOB strip joint, any of them have this in common. Bring 2 cases with you and roll totally solo. Believe me the Bi Chicks will find you, even if its only for your beer. You win
 
That definitely was not for you. Sorry if I quoted the wrong comment but you were definitely more than a gentleman in all this. Once again my fault brother wasn't for you at all. It was probably for your buddy who shot me some red rep, 1 red and 4 or 5 greens isnt too bad. I wonder how many other misquotes I did. Take care bro.

Ok bro. no prob. I think I have done that before :grin-square:
Hope to see ya around and good luck in Waterloo this weekend !

Thanks ... Larry
 
Ok bro. no prob. I think I have done that before :grin-square:
Hope to see ya around and good luck in Waterloo this weekend !

Thanks ... Larry


Appreciate it. I'm not even bringing cues with me. Just going to watch and learn. I'll be the quietest guy in the building.
 
I have never seen Whitey doing 3 card monty. But if you want to gamble, as you stated, he has more gamble in his left arm than you have in your entire body.

Sounds like his name should be Casino then. Good for Whitey though, hope he stays at it but like I said the window has closed already here. Only gamble with my east coast crew.
 
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