Its gonna take a full week too. He's sloooooooooooooooow.
Blue Diamond Chalk Wearing Out Ferrule???
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Its gonna take a full week too. He's sloooooooooooooooow.
That just makes him easier to find. I feel like if he busts someone he owes you a small jelly roll for the advertisement.
Could make it easier for someone to bust him too. As slow as he plays, you could bust him playing for table time.
storyline;
Vergara took a two-game lead in the opening set of the true double elimination final, but Wong came roaring back with a six-pack. They traded racks to 7-4, before Vergara chalked up two in a row to pull within one at 7-6. They traded racks again to 8-7 before Vergara tied it at hill-hill. Vergara scratched on the final break, allowing Wong to run out and post the opening set win.
ut oh , a 6pack ! watch out bart.
Us meek azer's prolly need mega weight with this talented non-chalking champion poser.
You know, I honestly don't like jumping on people and acting like a bully.
Wong was s*tty to me in the thread and through PM... and accused me of stealing his "line" for a shirt. A line that has been around for a looooong time. So that set me off. If we have business to handle, we can do it off the public forum. He acted childish and drug me down to his level. So I apologize to the forum.
Wong was s*tty to me in the thread and through PM... and accused me of stealing his "line" for a shirt. A line that has been around for a looooong time. So that set me off. If we have business to handle, we can do it off the public forum. He acted childish and drug me down to his level. So I apologize to the forum.
Ok. Lets get some perspective.
How slow are we talking about?
And what type of slow is it?
Down on the shot and taking a billion strokes slow?
Getting up and down repeatedly undecided as what to do, chalking the tip (in his case, the ferrule) repeatedly? SIDE NOTE. Ferrule wear:lots of time spent on chalking the ferrule.
Getting stuck and just staring at the table for hours on end before committing to a specific shot?
How slow are we talking about?
And what type of slow is it?
Down on the shot and taking a billion strokes slow?
Getting up and down repeatedly undecided as what to do, chalking the tip (in his case, the ferrule) repeatedly? SIDE NOTE. Ferrule wear:lots of time spent on chalking the ferrule.
Getting stuck and just staring at the table for hours on end before committing to a specific shot?
I to would not have entered anymore after the advice was given.
He didn't accept it well then went to the woofing and also name calling.
But thats alright and so he received the shots he asked for. It's all complete execpt for the actual match that hasn't been set up yet.
Oh hell, please don't apologize! This has been the most fun since the last Grady thread... It's good to have something a little lively going on every once in a while, and the op is the one who brought all of this on.
I've been reading it since the beginning, chuckling all the while. When he started telling folks to "come bet some" I knew this would become a good read, and it has not disappointed.
And Mr.Wong needs not worry about trying to get me to "bet some', since I'm broke and can't play a lick anyway. I do have fun watching others make fools of themselves tho... Ace vs Bartrum, streamed. THAT would be cool!
Superstar, it is the worst kind of slow you could imagine. He walks around the table twenty times on every shot then he gets down to shoot, then he gets back up looks the person he is playing right in the eye and laughs at them sitting in the chair because he knows they are suffering. He then proceeds to walk around the table another twenty times while placing his stick on the table checking every angle possible then he final shoots. He repeats this process for everyball. It is so brutal. Plus Mikey runs out so it is hard to fade.
To put it in presepective, I played him two races to 11 9ball and I won the first set in a run away 11 to 4 and I shoot quick. He beat me the second set 11 to 9 and the time was 76 dollars. Time is 11 dollars an hour. Unreal.
Laying the stick on the table for angle perspective is a foul. some call it a nitty foul but none the less it is a foul.
btw did he take stalling lessons from CW ? lol
He keeps his hand onthe cue he doesnt actually lay it on the table. Plus we were gambling I wouldn't consider it a foul anyway.
I bet he'd be a bit more motivated with a house cue shoved up his butt.
So it's a MOVE!
That's easy to fade.
You simply out brutal him.
Run out to a hanger 8 and 9 ball, and then put the cue down on the table and go to the counter to get a sandwich and beverage., and eat them before you go back to shoot.
Then, when shooting on the 9 ball, take like 5000 strokes, pull the cue back too far, so that you have to chalk again, rechalk, and then go to shoot, and then stop and put the cue down and make a phone call.
While on the phone, turn to him and ask him how he likes it.
Then shoot the 9 in, and cheer, spin around, and run around the room doing high fives to complete strangers.
Do this type of stuff on every rack.
At the end of the set, if you happen to win, QUIT, and buy everyone in the place a drink on him.
Walk out.
Torture him about it till the end of time.
Believe me, i have run into my fair share of slugs.
Pour a little salt on them and watch them squirm.
Bust out a couple of moves, and put them on suicide watch.
Either that, or play them with a shot clock/chess clock and watch them fall apart.
Personally, i like torturing them.
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One other thing you can do, is give him ball in hand with the hand you just cleaned your nose with with. If he doesn't notice the reaction is priceless when he figures out what it is.
He really thinks he coined the phrase "you wont bet water is wet"? LOL
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Did you invent the term "walking stick"? If so, can my man Cleary use it on a shirt?
No I ain't giving the pool detective no jelly.
No I didn't invent that phrase. I'm just the only person in NY that says it. And after I said it very loud a player... a T-shirt was made. And I really believe it. I guess they just don't have my swagger.
Just follow me around with a note-pad, when you need to make a new t-shirt.
Of course you couldn't get a more flattering picture.
Let me help you out.
You still got the 8 & all the breaks sir!
No I didn't invent that phrase. I'm just the only person in NY that says it. And after I said it very loud a player... a T-shirt was made. And I really believe it. I guess they just don't have my swagger.
Just follow me around with a note-pad, when you need to make a new t-shirt.
Of course you couldn't get a more flattering picture.
Let me help you out.
You still got the 8 & all the breaks sir!
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