Blue Diamond Chalk Wearing Out Ferrule???

junior718 said:
lol can u follow that Chris?



Mikey dont be worried about getting action knocked. I told you already it takes you too long to finish a set and can never make money like that. Will take you 3 months to bust someone.
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HILARIOUS!! So slow it takes him 2 hours to watch 60 min!! :thumbup:


That must be why he goes through soo much chalk and ferrules
 
ace911 said:
No I ain't giving the pool detective no jelly.

No I didn't invent that phrase. I'm just the only person in NY that says it. And after I said it very loud a player... a T-shirt was made. And I really believe it. I guess they just don't have my swagger.

Just follow me around with a note-pad, when you need to make a new t-shirt.

Of course you couldn't get a more flattering picture.
Let me help you out.

You still got the 8 & all the breaks sir!
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Sorry, but you're a fool. Simply a fool. I honestly have never heard you say more than 2 words before. You walk around with a sad look on your face and never talk. I rarely go to Masters. Its very out of my way. 2 years ago, I went for some tristates and then I showed up for a couple weekly tournaments AFTER I made shirts... trying to spread the word. You asked me to play as I was leaving.. I said no. Thats the extent of me hearing you talk... ever. Until that point, I wasn't sure you even spoke English. Seriously, you shouldn't flatter yourself. The only shirt you would ever inspire me to make would be about playing too slow. Its the only thing your known for.

Hows this? Might do well in NY...
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And thanks for the 8 and breaks. My amazing ability to run 3 balls should work out well in that game...
 
I rmember it well!

NewStroke said:
One other thing you can do, is give him ball in hand with the hand you just cleaned your nose with with. If he doesn't notice the reaction is priceless when he figures out what it is.
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I remember it well! The old booger move. It works every time. :grin:
 
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I was away from this thread for barely 16 hours and man oh man, has it gotten hilarious.

Hey Ace, remember that time you said you are the only one in the entire state of New York that says "You wouldn't bet water is wet"? Cause I remember it. It was right here ...

ace911 said:
No I didn't invent that phrase. I'm just the only person in NY that says it. And after I said it very loud a player... a T-shirt was made. And I really believe it. I guess they just don't have my swagger.

You still got the 8 & all the breaks sir!
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You do realize that there are almost 20 million people in New York. I'm sure you're not the only one who says that.

Oh yeah, then you gave the 8 and breaks to someone, but no one is sure who since you didn't address your post to anyone. Meanwhile, we're still waiting for you to man up and accept Bartram's offer to play. So the question remains, are you gonna bark all day, or are you gonna lay down some cash?
 
I only have one question for ACE , do you bang the chalk on the rail after every good shot and many times when you want he CB to stop ?
just askin.
 
Philthepockets said:
I only have one question for ACE , do you bang the chalk on the rail after every good shot and many times when you want he CB to stop ?
just askin.
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Better question for Ace: After you're done butchering your ferrule with your horrific chalking technique, are you one of those people who smacks the shaft with the palm of your hand because you don't like all that excess chalk on the tip? Just askin'.
 
Alright, I just gotta chime in here. There is no F'n way in hell that Cleary stole that line for his shirts. Not only is that phrase super old but I haven't seen Cleary at Masters in over 3 years, which is waaaaay (haha) before he even started making the shirts. Just sayin...
 
DShlemp said:
Alright, I just gotta chime in here. There is no F'n way in hell that Cleary stole that line for his shirts. Not only is that phrase super old but I haven't seen Cleary at Masters in over 3 years, which is waaaaay (haha) before he even started making the shirts. Just sayin...
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You're right. I'm pretty sure everyone has heard that line. I know I have many times. Which in part is what adds to Ace's ridiculous statements. If it's not copyrighted, STFU.
 
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ShootingArts said:
I always knew there was something snaky about that Terry guy, anybody that nice can't be trusted! No telling who he stole the line from. :D

Hu
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Scholars maintain that the origins of the statement will forever be unknown. Some say it dates as far back as Confucius.

Others claim that God Himself said it to the Devil during a race to 11 for control of the universe. The same people often say that original sin is actually the first time someone placed the chalk upside down on the rail.
 
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