Emails From Mr. Herman

They had a pool table out there one year.
I played on it rough conditions but I guess outdoors 130 deg plus in desert with tons of wind blowing chaky dust will do that, but the rates were good free pool and free beer. Burning Man is definitely an experience.
 
Could somebody please translate these into English?!?!

I will try:

I need attention. I'm a douche bag. I'm smoking meth and crack. I hate myself so I take it out on others. My IQ couldn't rack a set of nine ball. My girlfriend has a penis and it's bigger than mine. My mother traded me for a dime bag and said it was the best thing she ever did. I have suicidal tendencies but I'm to much of a coward to follow through. I love AZ. Good bye cruel world.

Signed - the douche bag


I think that's the correct translation.
 
Guys, we should all put this to a stop. Why do we, as human beings, keep adding fuel to the fire in this sort of situation? After all, Marty is just another human being. He has problems all right, but let him be. All these threads serve no purpose other than to make him sicker.
 
Guys, we should all put this to a stop. Why do we, as human beings, keep adding fuel to the fire in this sort of situation? After all, Marty is just another human being. He has problems all right, but let him be. All these threads serve no purpose other than to make him sicker.

The Outlaws, Put Another Log on the Fire

Put another log on the fire.
Cook me up some bacon and some beans.
And go out to the car and change the tyre.
Wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans.
Come on, baby, you can fill my pipe,
And then go fetch my slippers.
And boil me up another pot of tea.
Then put another log on the fire, babe,
And come and tell me why you're leaving me.

Now don't I let you wash the car on Sunday?
Don't I warn you when you're gettin fat?
Ain't I a-gonna take you fishin' with me someday?
Well, a man can't love a woman more than that.
Ain't I always nice to your kid sister?
Don't I take her driving every night?
So, sit here at my feet 'cos I like you when you're sweet,
And you know it ain't feminine to fight.

So, put another log on the fire.
Cook me up some bacon and some beans.
Go out to the car and lift it up and change the tyre.
Wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans.
Come on, baby, you can fill my pipe,
And then go fetch my slippers.
And boil me up another pot of tea.
Then put another log on the fire, babe,
And come and tell me why you're leaving me.
 
Guys, we should all put this to a stop. Why do we, as human beings, keep adding fuel to the fire in this sort of situation? After all, Marty is just another human being. He has problems all right, but let him be. All these threads serve no purpose other than to make him sicker.

I think Jerry did the right thing...he now has documented proof in case of
future legal problems.

However, for most of us that aren't being threatened, I'm going to quote
Lao Tzu....
..I am kind to the kind...and I am kind to the unkind....
..thus kindness is acheived.

I think we should try to help Marty
 
Lao Tzu....
..I am kind to the kind...and I am kind to the unkind....
..thus kindness is achieved.

Is that kinda the same as: A friend with weed, is a friend indeed.

Just teasin, that is a meaningful quote and something that we could use more of in this world.
 
I think Jerry did the right thing...he now has documented proof in case of
future legal problems.

However, for most of us that aren't being threatened, I'm going to quote
Lao Tzu....
..I am kind to the kind...and I am kind to the unkind....
..thus kindness is acheived.

I think we should try to help Marty

Oh, don't get me wrong. The response wasn't specifically for Jerry, just a thought that should be applied to us in general. I received private messages from Marty himself, and since I responded to the other Marty's thread, members of the forum PM'ed me for wanting to read Marty's emails. I refused to do so because I believe the word 'private' plays a big part in the whole private messaging idea. That is all.

Points of these threads are loud and clear. We do not need additional -- and IMO unnecessary -- emphasis anymore.
 
Did somebody say pie? :cool:

Soupy Sales, pie in the face/white fang, for those older folks that were around when the Fang was Flinging Whipped Cream pies.

Where's that darn Wisconsin Monkey Avatar when U need em?
 
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Jerry, some advice: You can't argue with morons, because they will eventually drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
 
Jerry, some advice: You can't argue with morons, because they will eventually drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Another great piece of advice I got many years ago, "Just because someone is being an asshole doesn't mean you have to be one to." :groucho:
 
A new low. :scratchhead:

Hell, that strategy won't work on YOU, let alone someone as "persistent" as Marty. Afterall, you have been BANNED (kind of the strongest IGNORE you can put on someone, right?) and it didn't stop you from posting away, Karen...errr I mean John.

Daddy always told me that you are judged by the company you keep.

You don't really get it do you? When a person gets banned then it's teh BEHAVIOR that the mods want to stop. Not the PERSON.

On the INTERNETS you can only judge the BEHAVIOR.

Who are you talking to right now? You don't know do you? You think that John Barton is speaking to you but it could be Karen, it could be Stanley, it could be anyone.

So even if the JB Cases identity gets banned then "I" can come back under any identity that I want to but "I" will have to change the behavior that caused the ban in the first place.

No, and guess what genius, if either I or the antagonists had just ignored each other prior to any of us getting banned then the behavior that led to the bannings would have gone away.

Do you think Marty isn't here? He is. He reads the forums and he posts. Only he can't be "himself" or that username will get banned as well. There is no law that says everyone must post and be identified by their real government identity. And no rule on this forum to that effect either.

This was the whole point. Even if you post emails that you claim came from someone you have no real proof of that and posting them on a message board only serves to cause more flames. It's not "legal" proof as some seem to think. In fact it's only proof that someone is willing to post up inflammatory words and attribute them to someone else.

Do you know how easy it is to spoof and email account and send an email as if it came from somewhere it didn't? Same for text messages on the phone. Not saying that this is the case here but the fact that it's possible should give a person pause when posting purported private emails and text messages.

Just you wait until I post all the crazy ranting foul mouthed things "you" have said to me in PMs. It's going to be a long thread. How dare you analyze my break like that.
 
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