P. R.
I am pleased to announce that ABPpros have engaged the services of our public relations firm, Kickin' Chicken's Extreme Makeovers, LLC.
We will be issuing statements periodically that, hopefully, will provide clarity on positions taken by ABPpros on a variety of issues including the current Behrman-US Open slow pay vs. ABPpros want fast pay, upcoming boycott.
All of us involved in the American pool scene are exquisitely aware of the economic difficulties that surround us. We prefer not to be compared, however, with other regions of the world where pool is enjoying huge successes, as this would be patently unfair.
Here's why:
Historically, America has been a follower, never really a trail blazer. Typically, we would look on from the sidelines while other countries did the innovating. We'd wait an appropriate amount of time to see how things went, then, assuming all was well, we would adopt those ideas into our lives. This was safer, posed much less of a challenge, and cost considerably less than if we were to have taken a lead role.
In trying to follow this proud American tradition, we would humbly ask that our fans (the fairweather, the mediocre, the spirited, and the rabid) be patient with us. American pool should get to where it needs to be in approximately twenty-seven and a half years from now.
Also, we wish to make something perfectly clear regarding the looming US Open boycott. We, as a group, will not now, nor will we ever tolerate discrimination. The fact that Barry Behrman paid (on the spot) just 92 of the 96 who came in the money at the 2010 US Open speaks volumes. It is our position that Mr. Behrman harbors resentment and discriminates toward either the English, the Fins, or the Pinoys, we're not sure exactly which. We
are certain, however, that he holds some top
Finn ishers in very low regard.
Many of you are wondering why we have decided to make this US Open boycott our first major stand. It's simple. Slow pay is one thing, to not be paid at all, is another.
ABPpros hired the public accounting firm, Dewey, Cheatham & Howe, experts in forensic accounting, for their opinion to help guide our (ABP's) decision on whether or not to boycott. Here is a quote from the D,C & H expert's final report:
"We find that event promoters, consistently, will completely default on all financial obligations having to do with said events sometime between the 33rd and 38th years of hosting the event." - Ivanna Cheatham, D,C & H
Adding considerably to our concern were recent telephone voice messages left by Mr. Behrman in which he used swear words. As pool players, we find this to be very alarming and hurtful. Nothing short of an apology from Barry Behrman, one that features no more swearing, will do.
We want our fans to know that everyone named on the pro player boycott list, even those who have no idea they were included, are also facing tough economic times. Aside from the prestige and possible purses at events like the US Open, there are not as many good stakehorses around anymore who can help us out with our action matches. It's a tough business, indeed.
Also, dear cherished fans, please don't let it be lost on you that we have financial obligations, too. Has anyone priced Hustlin' USA gear lately? Gas is $4.00 per gallon and perhaps you've heard that Verizon just cut their unlimited data plan. And then there's the baby's mommas...all those baby mommas...
We can only ask that you feel some of our pain. Is that too much to ask?
Respectfully,
An ABPpro <---- you guess who, it's much funner that way...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Best,
Brian kickin' chicken's extreme makeovers, llc - no rights reserved