The Monkey Principle

JoeyA

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This was written by one of RSB's members from long ago. RSB is and was a Internet Newsgroup where many of us posted about pool years ago.

Unfortunately, this reminds me a lot of what's happening on AZ Billiards Main Forum. Maybe it's just the irony in the story that makes me think it is funny and sad at the same time but it sure makes me hope that things will change.
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Social Scientists put eight monkeys in a room. In the middle of the room is a ladder, leading to a bunch of bananas hanging from a hook on the ceiling. Each time a monkey tries to climb the ladder, all the monkeys are sprayed with ice water, which makes them miserable. Soon enough, whenever a monkey attempts to climb the ladder, all of the other monkeys, not wanting to be sprayed, set upon him and beat him up. Soon, none of the eight monkeys ever attempts to climb the ladder. One of the original monkeys is then removed, and a new monkey is put in the room. Seeing the bananas and the ladder, he wonders why none of the other monkeys are doing the obvious, but, undaunted, he immediately begins to climb the ladder. All the other monkeys fall upon him and beat him silly.

He has no idea why. However, he no longer attempts to climb the ladder. A second original monkey is removed and replaced. The newcomer again attempts to climb the ladder, but all the other monkeys hammer the crap out of him. This includes the previous new monkey, who, grateful that he's not on the receiving end this time, participates in the beating because all the other monkeys are doing it. However, he has no idea why he's attacking the new monkey.

One by one, all the original monkeys are replaced. Eight new monkeys are now in the room. None of them have ever been sprayed by ice water. None of them attempt to climb the ladder. All of them will enthusiastically beat up any new monkey who tries, without having any idea why.

Unfortunately you are this week's new monkey...
 
This was written by one of RSB's members from long ago. RSB is and was a Internet Newsgroup where many of us posted about pool years ago.

Unfortunately, this reminds me a lot of what's happening on AZ Billiards Main Forum. Maybe it's just the irony in the story that makes me think it is funny and sad at the same time but it sure makes me hope that things will change.
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Social Scientists put eight monkeys in a room. In the middle of the room is a ladder, leading to a bunch of bananas hanging from a hook on the ceiling. Each time a monkey tries to climb the ladder, all the monkeys are sprayed with ice water, which makes them miserable. Soon enough, whenever a monkey attempts to climb the ladder, all of the other monkeys, not wanting to be sprayed, set upon him and beat him up. Soon, none of the eight monkeys ever attempts to climb the ladder. One of the original monkeys is then removed, and a new monkey is put in the room. Seeing the bananas and the ladder, he wonders why none of the other monkeys are doing the obvious, but, undaunted, he immediately begins to climb the ladder. All the other monkeys fall upon him and beat him silly.

He has no idea why. However, he no longer attempts to climb the ladder. A second original monkey is removed and replaced. The newcomer again attempts to climb the ladder, but all the other monkeys hammer the crap out of him. This includes the previous new monkey, who, grateful that he's not on the receiving end this time, participates in the beating because all the other monkeys are doing it. However, he has no idea why he's attacking the new monkey.

One by one, all the original monkeys are replaced. Eight new monkeys are now in the room. None of them have ever been sprayed by ice water. None of them attempt to climb the ladder. All of them will enthusiastically beat up any new monkey who tries, without having any idea why.

Unfortunately you are this week's new monkey...

Tee-hee. Hey, I resemble that remark! :thumbup:
 
Hey Debbie Downer,

If you hate us all as much as your recent posts imply, why don't you take your (MIA) cue and go home?

dld

No hate here DoubleD. Never has been, never will be. Don't have it in me to hate. I'm just using this "mirror" to express what I see from time to time. I admit I'm just one of the monkeys.

As to the MIA cue comment, GFY.
 
Nah, Keith Freeman showed me that I outran the nuts on the bikes.:grin:

But Keith was a crotch rocket man...He liked to go a lil mo faster than us harley guys:D

He did have a close call & almost met the grim reaper for sure.
 
Joey, no disrespect but all the "monkey" experiment showed was that none of the monkeys had enough BALLS to take a little "soaking" for the sake of getting the reward. I mean, damn, ya gotta put up with some BS sometimes to get what you want outta life. They all should have just manned-up, sent the strongest monkey up the pole and took a little ice-bath for a short while until the bunch of bananas got pulled down.

I went through and put up with a LOT of sh*t to get what I've got today!!!

Maniac
 
Joey, no disrespect but all the "monkey" experiment showed was that none of the monkeys had enough BALLS to take a little "soaking" for the sake of getting the reward. I mean, damn, ya gotta put up with some BS sometimes to get what you want outta life. They all should have just manned-up, sent the strongest monkey up the pole and took a little ice-bath for a short while until the bunch of bananas got pulled down.

I went through and put up with a LOT of sh*t to get what I've got today!!!

Maniac

Throw ice water on me...... I don't give a shittt...

Kim
 
Tell it like you see it, Joey. I admire that in you. Cute story, happens everywhere...especially larger corporations.
:p
 
Throw ice water on me...... I don't give a shittt...

Kim

Really huh...That experiment must have taken place way up north...we been around 98 degrees with index round 110....humid as chit...This monkey would be climbing that ladder whether he was hungry or not:D
 
Joey, no disrespect but all the "monkey" experiment showed was that none of the monkeys had enough BALLS to take a little "soaking" for the sake of getting the reward. I mean, damn, ya gotta put up with some BS sometimes to get what you want outta life. They all should have just manned-up, sent the strongest monkey up the pole and took a little ice-bath for a short while until the bunch of bananas got pulled down.

I went through and put up with a LOT of sh*t to get what I've got today!!!

Maniac

Throw ice water on me...... I don't give a shittt...

Kim

Tell it like you see it, Joey. I admire that in you. Cute story, happens everywhere...especially larger corporations.
:p

Really huh...That experiment must have taken place way up north...we been around 98 degrees with index round 110....humid as chit...This monkey would be climbing that ladder whether he was hungry or not:D

Now this is what this thread is all about. :thumbup:
 
Joey,

I can't thank you enough! I have a pet monkey that I've been trying to teach how to shoot pool. The problem was, he kept missing shots. So I tried spraying him with ice water and guess what? Yep, his new name is Efren! He never misses anymore.

I don't even have to use the spray bottle. I just hold an empty bottle in my hand and he runs racks. I'm taking him on the road soon. I'll bring him down your way and show him to you. One more thing...you have any stories I can use for my kids?

Best,
Mike
 
Joey,

I can't thank you enough! I have a pet monkey that I've been trying to teach how to shoot pool. The problem was, he kept missing shots. So I tried spraying him with ice water and guess what? Yep, his new name is Efren! He never misses anymore.

I don't even have to use the spray bottle. I just hold an empty bottle in my hand and he runs racks. I'm taking him on the road soon. I'll bring him down your way and show him to you. One more thing...you have any stories I can use for my kids?

Best,
Mike

This is the funniest post I've read on this forum in a long time. Thanks for the chuckle! :D
 
Joey,

I can't thank you enough! I have a pet monkey that I've been trying to teach how to shoot pool. The problem was, he kept missing shots. So I tried spraying him with ice water and guess what? Yep, his new name is Efren! He never misses anymore.

I don't even have to use the spray bottle. I just hold an empty bottle in my hand and he runs racks. I'm taking him on the road soon. I'll bring him down your way and show him to you. One more thing...you have any stories I can use for my kids?

Best,
Mike

Your play-ah's got 9-8 on my break. Come get you some.

Oh yeah, how old are your kids?
 
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