Coming up on TAR??? OMGWTF vs Mary Avina??

Bring it on?

  • Yes, let's get this on TAR!!!

    Votes: 118 45.2%
  • Mary will win

    Votes: 17 6.5%
  • OMGWTF will win

    Votes: 81 31.0%
  • Watch women's pool? I'd rather read a book

    Votes: 45 17.2%

  • Total voters
    261
The fallen angel

I know! Let's have a spelling contest!"

Last Friday, a friend of mine told me he had spoken to The Mary Avina the night before about my request to play. He said she told him she was in the process of getting backers together. She also told him she wanted to change the games from 8-ball, 9-ball, and 10-ball to 14.1, one-pocket, and snooker. She also emphasized that she would NOT play on a live broadcast.

I waited a few days for a favorable response. Since I did not receive one, I went in search of it. A friend and I found some free time and we headed to Shooters in Riverside, the room The Mary Avina had told us was her base of operations. I had some friends there and I asked them to let her and her friends know I was coming down to negotiate a game.

When we arrived, The Mary Avina was not there. We decided to wait for her and entered in the weekly handicapped 9-ball tournament they were having. While we were playing, the regulars asked us what we were doing in their neck of the woods. Since I have a preference for directness, I said, "I've come here to find Mary Avina. She came to my pool room and told us she was a famous pool player with lots of backers and that she plays for money. She's also begun to market herself on the internet. I've come here to see if we can work out a game."


Here is a summary of what I was told by the regulars (including pool room employees) regarding The Mary Avina:

- She is a pathological liar.

- She is known to talk a lot of shit that she can't back up.

- She has never been known to gamble, due mostly to the fact that she doesn't usually have money.

- She does not have backers that they know of, and no one in that room is willing to back her.

- She has difficulty running three balls.

- She would need at least the 6 and the breaks from 90% of the people in the room.

- She likes to bring in casual players that are terrible at the game to make herself look better.

- She doesn't live in Riverside anymore and most people seem to agree that she moved to Oregon and comes back to visit for weeks at a time.

- When she returned from Oregon this time, she told them she was now the best snooker player in Oregon.

There were far more entertaining stories about The Mary Avina, but I am only putting down the ones relevant to pool.


Before we left, we sat down at the bar to have a drink. The lady behind the counter asked us what we were doing in town. I told her I had come to find The Mary Avina because she had portrayed herself to be a great player and this was her room. The lady immediately said, "Please do not associate us with Mary Avina. She, in no way, represents this room at all. We do not want anyone to think she is associated with Shooters in any way."

So, there you have it. My curiosity is satisfied and I hope yours is, too.

Mary Avina: you are a fraud and for putting down players everywhere (especially women players) while lying to the world, I hope Karma finds you and gives you what you deserve.

hugs

:)

This doesn't look like a flogging to me.

It looks like a timely turkey roasting from Fort Toasty. It's that time of the year, you know.

Mary Avina was quite entertaining and pleasant to most of the guys posting on the forum and provided some respite from a a staid forum at least for a while.

I was hesitant to throw Mary to the wolves but it appears that OMGWTF's due diligence has opened up a can of nasty worms. It appears that another angel has simply fallen from grace.

Thanks for the rest of the story, Melinda.


Ouch......
JoeyA
 
the final bit of humor or irony

Joey,

I like the final bit of humor or irony in Melinda's post. Best I recall Mrs G started the "hugs" sign off in every post regardless of content. Now a handful of the ladies and even a couple of the guys are using it. Nothing funnier than a message filling somebody more full of quills than a porcupine and then finishing with "hugs"!

Hu


This doesn't look like a flogging to me.

It looks like a timely turkey roasting from Fort Toasty. It's that time of the year, you know.

Mary Avina was quite entertaining and pleasant to most of the guys posting on the forum and provided some respite from a a staid forum at least for a while.

I was hesitant to throw Mary to the wolves but it appears that OMGWTF's due diligence has opened up a can of nasty worms. It appears that another angel has simply fallen from grace.

Thanks for the rest of the story, Melinda.


Ouch......
JoeyA
 
this is true

Insult insult, snob comment, contempt, belligerence, insult, belittlement, insult insult insult, snob comment, insult, self aggrandizing comment, insult.

HUGS
 
JMHO, one of the problems with society today is that the younger generation is allowed to get away with things, ie: let it go and what happens is that they grow to adulthood and never find that maturity so now we have a group of older citizens who cant act in a respectful manner because they never learned that there are consequences to their actions. if "the mary avina" learns from this then i say more power to the forum!

Mike

Very good point but I'm not done with him yet. He just got a pass that day but he's kind of dense. At the right time and place I'll educate him I promise. Almost had the chance today. One suck at the pump is my motto and he had his with me. My point was to give Mary her one pass. That's all.
 
LOL,

It seems Mary has one more talent to add unto her phony resume...

* Pulling balls out of her ASS:killingme:

S.
That is one harsh visualization, butt, I will try.:D
Sunny, you need to come and play with the AWBT ladies. Haven't seen you in several years over here.
 
OMGWTF v RHEA

wha - ?
i thought she called out RHEA????


wait a minute - what YEAR is this? no wonder i lost 4 yrs off my birthday this morning. (thank you, again, Dave)
 
"little Asian girl"

Nice. No wonder she walks around with that potato chip on her shoulder.

Kevin

I know it's 4 years to the day you posted this Kevin - but that's still so funny and so wrong on so many counts. Well played.

(Where's Hu when ya need him, miss ya)
 
I just saw this thread and it was too much for me to read all the way through.
I have played both of these girls and already know the outcome and will post if they ever play, which I doubt they will.
Mary is a very pleasant lady with nice looks but Melinda is one hot little sweetie pie.
 
I just saw this thread and it was too much for me to read all the way through.
I have played both of these girls and already know the outcome and will post if they ever play, which I doubt they will.
Mary is a very pleasant lady with nice looks but Melinda is one hot little sweetie pie.

You know that Mary knows TOI now being taught by CJ Wiley.

Does OMGWTF have a coach?
 
According to Mary on Facebook she says that anyone that thinks she needs from anyone weight is an idiot. Maybe OMGWTF can get some weight from her since Mary has gone pro.
 
According to Mary on Facebook she says that anyone that thinks she needs from anyone weight is an idiot. Maybe OMGWTF can get some weight from her since Mary has gone pro.

She has a champion for a teacher with deep pockets...maybe Rhea who bets it up?:smile::
 
NAS v TOI v Perfect Aim

She has a champion for a teacher with deep pockets...maybe Rhea who bets it up?:smile::

there's more to these matches, than yáll realize:

CJ & Bartram won't prove the point - we should substitute Mary Avina & OMGWTF. (Melinda's self-taught, so let's assign No Aiming System here.)

OMGWTF - No Aiming System
v
Mary Avina - TOI
v
RHEA - Perfect Aim

dress code @ short-skirts & high heels & color coordinated cues
 
I'd much rather see Borana vs Melinda in NYC. Win or lose, I know there's going to be a party.

+1 for me!

I would buy any girl v. girl match, simply to support TAR. That being said, OMGWTF should get a shot at it first.

OMGWTF V. The Mary Avina OR Borana, is my match of choice.
 
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