One Pocket is so slow....
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One pocket is so slow that we are still waiting for the mods to finish their game so they can make a one pocket section 
One-pocket is slow......
...a guy lit a cigarette after the break...
....and by the third shot, smoking was illegal.
One pocket is so slow the bridge hooks double as hammock hooks.
I wanted to tell you how slow 1 pkt. is back when you started the thread Jeff. But I was aiming and after three yrs. I miscued.
Boring Jokes
These jokes are so boring I am off to the pool hall to play a game of one pocket. I'll check back next week when I am done.
Hey Banks. Drop by Classics and lets play one hole.
Don
These jokes are so boring I am off to the pool hall to play a game of one pocket. I'll check back next week when I am done.
Hey Banks. Drop by Classics and lets play one hole.
Don
One pocket is so slow that Alex Rodriguez will play the same game throughout his entire suspension.
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Banks
Banned
Hey Don.
I've got a potential double header for apa playoffs starting at 10am. Perhaps the following weekend.. that means I call next.
One Pocket is so slow....
That when I was about to take my shot, I heard a knock on the door , opened it and saw a snail, Frustrated I kicked it to other side of town and went back to the game. Then I heard another knock and went to open door and saw the same snail who shouted "What the hell did you kick me for?"
That when I was about to take my shot, I heard a knock on the door , opened it and saw a snail, Frustrated I kicked it to other side of town and went back to the game. Then I heard another knock and went to open door and saw the same snail who shouted "What the hell did you kick me for?"
One Pocket is so slow....
That when I was about to take my shot, I heard a knock on the door , opened it and saw a snail, Frustrated I kicked it to other side of town and went back to the game. Then I heard another knock and went to open door and saw the same snail who shouted "What the hell did you kick me for?"
You won't have to worry about that snail no more....
..two city workers were eating their lunch on a park bench when that
same snail went ambling by....one worker got up and stamped on him...
...the other worker said "Why did you kill the snail?"
..he said "That snail has been following me all day long."
The guy used to be a top one-pocket player but he had to quit...
...beat a player for $40,000...
...table time was $62,000.
I think this is a true story...but I got my suspicions about some on this thread.
You got it! He should've read instead of typed!
can't give you more rep, but this & JB's "commentators" tie for 1st!
woke up laughing!
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You laugh, but I've seen it before. Two guys were leaving when I was walking in (8 a.m. on a Wednesay).
They had been gambling for about 20 hours straight. Winner paid table time. The winner came out ahead $40. Table time was $162.
1-P players are so slow they figure they can make up the losses with volume.
Jeff Livingston