This is an insulting, useless thread

Did you hear Real King Cobra got bit by a real cobra?

After 5 days of endless suffering, the cobra finally died.
 
Measureman is sick and tired of people bring their dogs and cats to him....
He says "I'm not that kind of vet.". :o
 
copper wire - made from them fighting over an extra penny

You also get copper wire - made from them fighting over an extra penny. ;)

:groucho:


Lol - I love professional pool player jokes, they sound less bigoted.

measureman said:
But the vig will be huge.
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Floppage said:
I think that covers most of you. If you feel like you were left out of this please feel free to assume someone (me or otherwise) has told you to "F off" and feel free to be offended.
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I would tell you to go F yourself but I'm pretty sure you would be disappointed.
 
flufly da killa said:
awsome were are going tobe friends
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How can anyone be friends with someone called 'fluffy da killa'?

...But, officer, he looked so sweet, everybody adored him....
...till he killed that family of seven with an axe. :shocked2:

Now I'm gonna have trouble sleeping tonight.....
...and I'll probably drop the first sweet looking person I see tomorrow. :o

And it's all your fault.
 
He better not be a Bunny Rabbit Killer or else he will have to deal with me.

Hey, maybe he is a Beeg Killer Rabbit. Don't wear orange tomorrow Paul.
 
What's small and round but can't be touched by human fingers?











A joint protector stuck in the bottom of your friggin' cue case. :angry:

(It happened to me today so I thought I'd add it here. )
 
liars contest

I don't know if they still have liars contests of the formal variety, haven't heard of one in years. People all sat in a group on stage and each contestant got to tell their biggest whopper. The winner was decided by audience acclaim and received a nice prize.

The contest had been going on awhile when the next contestant stood up. "In my house, I have two grown sons and a son in law. They all play pool and they all hold down full time jobs." The other contestants stood up and walked off the stage!

Hu
 
bigoted jokes in this thread

I've got a very good sense of humor but this thread got way off track for a few posts referring to Jewish people. Not here on AZB... please. Stereotypes of a religon, race, any people is not appropriate (except for pool players). My opinion of some posters sense of dignity has dropped. Mitch
 
nine o nine said:
I've got a very good sense of humor but this thread got way off track for a few posts referring to Jewish people. Not here on AZB... please. Stereotypes of a religon, race, any people is not appropriate (except for pool players). My opinion of some posters sense of dignity has dropped. Mitch
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Pool players are the last people to be considered politically correct.
At least not in the NY/NJ pool rooms I hung out in.
 
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