A Gorgeous New Player

belmicah said:
Funniest post I have seen in a LONG time. I'd lay 10-1 that none of us will ever find out. I think I could deal with the "midnight death wind" if you know what I mean.
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There is only one AZer for the job: Sir Sniff a Lot.
JoeyA
 
Wow...

It's official....post of the year, big thanks to the original poster...

She gots nice bewbers....

Why is it that someone like her never shows up on league night :(
 
Isn't Guam the place where they pay a professional to deflower the virgins before their wedding night? I was pretty sure before that this job was right down my alley, but I'm truly convinced now...
 
belmicah said:
Funniest post I have seen in a LONG time. I'd lay 10-1 that none of us will ever find out. I think I could deal with the "midnight death wind" if you know what I mean.
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I've known many an optimist that have been shocked to learn that despite their confidence in their actual fortitude towards such things, they were not prepared.

Theres nothing like waking up in the middle of the night, and looking over at a beautiful girl, smiling and thinking about how fantastic the night was and patting yourself on the back for being so damn lucky, only to look over at this beautiful absolutely gorgeous creature lying beside you.

Giving her the once over

Tracing the curves of her body with your eyes.

Pausing to take it all in and stare in total awe.

Only to have it all shattered by a noise that can only be described as a trumpet from an alien planet.

We won't talk about odor.
Heck, i know guys who have just gotten up and walked out.

It usually happens with a particular type of the species. The girl who never has to go #2. (IE, she's always running home to grab something, or feels sick to her stomach and has to run home, or feels like she ate something bad and has food poisoning, or calls it a night a little earlier then usual, or whatever excuse they might come up with to run back home which really means taking care of business)

SO, if you happen to end up with one of these girls that never has to go #2, and she doesn't make a pilgrimage to some place before you end up with her for the night or you've been with her for a few days and your not sure if she managed to sneak away and do her thing. You had better be careful.
Make sure you look for the warning label.

BEWARE! Handle with extreme caution while asleep.

It might save your life!
 
She looks so familiar...

I think we went to 2nd together!!! I know we did...and I also remember circling "yes" on that little note sooo long ago.....It is probably somewhere in that Treasure Chest???? I had better start looking NOW NOW NOW!!!!

Young Mr. J... :-)
 
bsmutz said:
Isn't Guam the place where they pay a professional to deflower the virgins before their wedding night? I was pretty sure before that this job was right down my alley, but I'm truly convinced now...
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Um...yeah that's the place. Go apply for the job. Unfortunately, you can only do it once and then you are swiftly castrated.
 
SUPERSTAR said:
I have no idea.

Your preferences are?

The avatar does not represent what i like, it just got thrown up there after the avatar threads when i decided to use it myself. It's just a picture.
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It got my attention.
 
Southpaw said:
Southpaw
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As you said, she can southpaw me any day of the Week! Love that bridge work! :D
 

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Mr. J said:
I think we went to 2nd together!!! I know we did...and I also remember circling "yes" on that little note sooo long ago.....It is probably somewhere in that Treasure Chest???? I had better start looking NOW NOW NOW!!!!

Young Mr. J... :-)
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Dreamer.....................
JoeyA
 
sixpack said:
Apparently she can play a little, this from tomorrow's newspaper.

Cheers,
RC
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Yeah, apparently she can play a LITTLE.

I doubt if Jay could hang with her.
JoeyA
 
Hail Mary Shot said:
I believe she uses these for cushion play ! :D
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If talented players like Shanelle :) were to play in the WPBA, the ESPN ratings would shoot up overnight! ;)
 
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