A quick note from Varney...
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What a response. KV, you really are a world-class jerk-off.
Varney Cues said:You are most definately trying to be a jerk. Is this your cue? No! Does it have ANYTHING to do with you? No! I posted last night...if you look at when I posted, it says "yesterday". Would you like me to make it more clear for you? IT WILL SHIP TODAY. Maybe I should come run your car stereo business....since you want to be in my business so bad. Do you have a "forum police" badge that you pin on your shirt before you log onto AZ?
Enough is enough.
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Sung to the tune of "Hi Ho The Derio",
The cue is on the way,
The cue is on the way,
Hi Ho the Derio,
The cue is on the way.
Just wait by the door,
Please wait by the door,
It won't be long now,
Only a few days more.
When you get your cue,
When you get your cue,
You know what to do,
You know just what to do.
Put the pieces together,
Put the pieces together,
And have some fun,
Yes have some fun.
I know it's been a long wait,
But please no time for hate,
You finally got your cue,
Now give it a nice firm screw.
Isn't it a beauty,
Isn't it a beauty,
I worked night and day,
Yes, I worked all night and day.
Just so you could play,
Just so you could play,
Now have some fun,
Yes, go and have some fun.
Oh, what's that you say,
What is that you say,
A crooked shaft you claim,
A crooked shaft to blame.
No problem with this,
No problem with this,
Just send it right back,
Please send it right back.
I'll do it right away,
I'll do it right away,
You'll be first in line,
Yes, you'll be first in line.
It happens all the time,
It happens all the time,
But please don't worry,
YOU'LL BE FIRST IN LINE!
The cue is on the way,
The cue is on the way,
Hi Ho the Derio,
The cue is on the way.
Just wait by the door,
Please wait by the door,
It won't be long now,
Only a few days more.
When you get your cue,
When you get your cue,
You know what to do,
You know just what to do.
Put the pieces together,
Put the pieces together,
And have some fun,
Yes have some fun.
I know it's been a long wait,
But please no time for hate,
You finally got your cue,
Now give it a nice firm screw.
Isn't it a beauty,
Isn't it a beauty,
I worked night and day,
Yes, I worked all night and day.
Just so you could play,
Just so you could play,
Now have some fun,
Yes, go and have some fun.
Oh, what's that you say,
What is that you say,
A crooked shaft you claim,
A crooked shaft to blame.
No problem with this,
No problem with this,
Just send it right back,
Please send it right back.
I'll do it right away,
I'll do it right away,
You'll be first in line,
Yes, you'll be first in line.
It happens all the time,
It happens all the time,
But please don't worry,
YOU'LL BE FIRST IN LINE!
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This is perhaps the funniest post I have ever read on AZB.jay helfert said:
Perhaps the second funniest post I've read on AZB.VonRhett said:
cincyman said:
Cincyman...I just pm'ed you. I need your shipping address. If anyone can contact Cincyman please have him respond to my pm. Thank you.
Varney Cues said:
This has to be a joke! After TWO YEARS, no shipping address!
The cue is on the way,
The cue is on the way,
I just need your address,
Sometime later today.
Varney Cues said:You are most definately trying to be a jerk. Is this your cue? No! Does it have ANYTHING to do with you? No! I posted last night...if you look at when I posted, it says "yesterday". Would you like me to make it more clear for you? IT WILL SHIP TODAY. Maybe I should come run your car stereo business....since you want to be in my business so bad. Do you have a "forum police" badge that you pin on your shirt before you log onto AZ?
Enough is enough.
The way you conduct yourself merit's the grief you get. Your true colors continue to shine ever so brightly. You'll never learn.
PHACUE@YMAIL.COM
LMAO...I'm ashamed to say this took me about a minute to figure out.
But the belly laugh was worth it.Clever shyatt I say.
LMAO...I'm ashamed to say this took me about a minute to figure out.
But the belly laugh was worth it.Clever shyatt I say.
How did you take payment from him? If it was PayPal, there will be a shipping address with the purchase. If he paid by cheque, his address is on it. If he sent you payment, his address is on the letter.Varney Cues said:
Are you freaking kidding me? You took the guy's money, call US names, and YOU don't have a shipping address????
jay helfert said:This has to be a joke! After TWO YEARS, no shipping address!
The cue is on the way,
The cue is on the way,
I just need your address,
Sometime later today.
LMAO!!:rotflmao1:
Guess it got "lost" along with his cue the past two years.
Varney Cues said:You are most definately trying to be a jerk. Is this your cue? No! Does it have ANYTHING to do with you? No! I posted last night...if you look at when I posted, it says "yesterday". Would you like me to make it more clear for you? IT WILL SHIP TODAY. Maybe I should come run your car stereo business....since you want to be in my business so bad. Do you have a "forum police" badge that you pin on your shirt before you log onto AZ?
Enough is enough.
Can't help wondering why a man who chooses to do his business on an open forum would then feel justified objecting to members commenting on the way he conducts that business???
kvinbrwr said:
LOL I've said it before....Lock Artist
jay helfert said:This has to be a joke! After TWO YEARS, no shipping address!
Maybe he lost the address, but the Cue is READY TO SHIP.
CocoboloCowboy said:
Maybe Varney's dog ate the paper the address was on....no wait
Maybe he accidently used the piece of paper with Cincys address to start a fire @ cue assemblers camp...no wait
Maybe his old apprentice Dave Fingers drew some cue designs on the paper, and took it with him by accident...no wait
Maybe Varney left the paper with Cincys Address in his pocket, and it went through the wash..no wait
Give it a rest Coco
Maybe Varney just doesn't care.....:shrug:
I think KV has finally done it to himself - it now appears he doesn't even have any nuthangers.
I am not sure about this, but don't they have telephone lines in his part of the country yet? Even a party line would work. It seems to me that if he just had access to a telephone, all this internet public communication wouldn't be necessary. He could just call up his customers and ask for their current address. Oh.....,wait-asec, I think I figured it out. He probly lost the phone number along with the address. Man !! I hate it when that happens. Gotta give him credit guys he is trying to get it done and stay in communicado. That is a plus.. Isn't it?
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