Begging the balls....

the420trooper

the420trooper

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What are some of your favorite lines to use when trying to coerce the balls to roll your way?

I used to use "Come on, B****", but soon realized that "Hey now, sweetheart", works a little better.....

My all time favorite is Rodney Morris during any Mosconi Cup.....Anytime he's looking for a lucky roll, he always begs the ball "Come on, do it for your country!".

What do you folks use when you're irrationally begging phenolic objects to do your bidding?
 
the420trooper said:
What are some of your favorite lines to use when trying to coerce the balls to roll your way?

I used to use "Come on, B****", but soon realized that "Hey now, sweetheart", works a little better.....

My all time favorite is Rodney Morris during any Mosconi Cup.....Anytime he's looking for a lucky roll, he always begs the ball "Come on, do it for your country!".

What do you folks use when you're irrationally begging phenolic objects to do your bidding?
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I just say give Daddy a Teddy Bear...it works try it out.
 
haha, I thought I was the only one that did that lol. Be good to the table and the table will be good to you :thumbup:

I say in my head , "I know you love me!" lol and give her that smile like it was my first kiss lmao
 
depends on my mood. Sometime I might yell, "Get in there you filthy whore!" or "thats right, go ahead and scratch you dirty hooker" or "F#%& You! I hope you die!" or if Im in a bad mood, I might say something mean. :cool:
 
Yea, I use GET LEGS BALL! When it is slowing before I want it to. ....Roll B!tch!....Son-of-a-motherfu**er!!!(while pointing my stick at the ball, while it scratches)
 
the420trooper said:
What are some of your favorite lines to use when trying to coerce the balls to roll your way?

I used to use "Come on, B****", but soon realized that "Hey now, sweetheart", works a little better.....

My all time favorite is Rodney Morris during any Mosconi Cup.....Anytime he's looking for a lucky roll, he always begs the ball "Come on, do it for your country!".

What do you folks use when you're irrationally begging phenolic objects to do your bidding?
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i've been know to say quite loudly, "get in your hole". sometimes with an f bomb in there just for good measure:thumbup:
 
For me it's quite the opposite.

When I'm talking to them ususally it's whitey, and I'm saying things like....

OH No DON'T DO THAT!!

Stop You motherF#cking Ball!!

Don't go in there.....


Reminds me of the scene in Analyze This when Billy Crystol says to DeNero;

"Hasn't anyone ever told you no before?"

"Sure but it's usually "No please, God no" like that"


:rolleyes:
 
When the CB isn't doing what it is supposed to, I start referring to it as 'You stupid cue ball', point out to it where it was supposed to be, and threaten, if it doesn't start behaving, to let my opponent hit it with a stick.:D:D:D
 
I've been known to scream "Stop!!!!" as I watched my cue ball rolling slowly toward a pocket. And when encouraging a ball to KEEP rolling further, I'll sometimes say, "Come on, you ain't rollin'!"
 
I got a kick out of Danny D. playing 1 hole against Ronnie Allen and he says Don't do that to Ronnie!! when the cb rolls up in a bad spot. So I use it on my buds now.
 
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