cornfed said:
If Anyone Wants To Roll The Ball On The Keno Board Lets Get It On You Can Bet Thousands But Just Like At The Dcc Someone Had To Steal The Board Bucktooth Will Buy Another One If Anyone Has Balls To Gamble And Not Try To Get Out By Flipping A Coin....at Least Cliff And The Guy Who Won Did Get Up And Play A Little. Just Post If Anyone Wants To Play....on This Planet Or Any Other Planet.....
Bucktooth (Cornfed) is concerned about the ridicule he has continually received for wanting to step up and bet big $$$$$$$$$$. He does not understand it, and thinks that perhaps the problem is that people are having a hard time understanding him. He contacted me for help, and has commissioned me to paraphrase for him in the hopes that his message can be more easily understood, and that he can finally get the respect that he deserves. Hope this helps to clear things up.
"I want to gamble big $$$$$$$$$$, and am willing to gamble dead even if you will play a gaff game that nobody has any experience with, but that I have mastered after many years of practice. I think rolling the ball onto a Keno board placed upon a pool table will fit the bill quite nicely, and am ready to bet it up. Remember, big $$$$$$$$$$ only 'cause I ain't no lightweight. If Keno is not acceptable to you for some reason, I might also consider playing jacks or tiddlywinks.
What I will almost certainly have no interest in will be any of the common pool games. I have found that with the spots that I will insist on, it is too obvious to my opponents that I have the nuts and the game never happens anyway, so please don't waste my time with anything to do with mainstream pool. And forget about flipping coins. That is a 50/50 proposition, and I will not partake in such fairness.
I almost found a taker at the DCC but then they stole my Keno board. Not to worry though, I can make or buy another one just like the one that I have been used to all these years. If you have the balls to be the sucker I am looking for then just post here and let me know. Since I have not had much luck on this planet, I have now expanded my search to include all other planets too. Nobody is barred.
Yours Truly,
Big $$$$$ Bucktooth"