"Dad, how come we can't take the car to the pool hall?"
"Because I sold it to get you that Balabushka."
"That old thing was a Balabushka? I traded it to some guy last week for a brand new Lucasi."
"You did WHAT?"
Or when they're riding through the mountains and they're frozen together on the moped.
"Dude, pull over, I gotta pee!"
"Just let it go, man!"
*pause*
"Oohh..., that's warm!"