For starters you must occupy a trailer home park with a Ford pick-up on cinder blocks in the front yard, maybe an old bathtub laying outside, proper attire would be a bathrobe and curlers in your hair (female) or a wife beater t-shirt, baseball hat, and a beer (male) and last but least you must be fluent in hillbilly speak. If you fail to meet any of the above criteria you are facing long odds to have a tornado find you (at least according to the news).How do you start a tornado?
