Finally watch POOL HALL JUNKIES, man what a stinker.

For those of you who have never seen the movie and are curious, here it is for free on YouTube....

 
Pool Hall Junkies would be better if Rosenbaum had a chance to perform two songs, not just one.
 
Not the original:
Critics Consensus: Illogical, tension-free, and filled with cut-rate special effects, Jaws: The Revenge is a sorry chapter in a once-proud franchise.
Synopsis: The family of widow Ellen Brody (Lorraine Gary) has long been plagued by shark attacks, and this unfortunate association continues... [More]
Starring: Lorraine Gary, Lance Guest, Mario Van Peebles, Karen Young
Directed By:
Joseph Sargent
I'm not saying Jaws ia a cenematic Masterpiece, But bottom of the list of movies of all the time. Definatley a Lot better then weekend at Bernies. Just freaking shocking
 
PHJ best scenes
1 surprising wife after upsetting wife
2 the correct use of ni**a
3 Four balls off the table in 8ball
4 Hustling your wife's boss to get her a promotion
5 Getting your wife's boss coworker to invest in a money match.

Worst moments from PHJ
1 The construction set
2 The car dealership
3 Being used as bait for a bigger money match
4 Calling the wife after she is upset and wont answer the phone
5 Cafe scene with boys debating how natural a woman is
 
PHJ best scenes
1 surprising wife after upsetting wife
2 the correct use of ni**a
3 Four balls off the table in 8ball
4 Hustling your wife's boss to get her a promotion
5 Getting your wife's boss coworker to invest in a money match.

Worst moments from PHJ
1 The construction set
2 The car dealership
3 Being used as bait for a bigger money match
4 Calling the wife after she is upset and wont answer the phone
5 Cafe scene with boys debating how natural a woman is
He was married the whole time?
 
I'm not saying Jaws ia a cenematic Masterpiece, But bottom of the list of movies of all the time. Definatley a Lot better then weekend at Bernies. Just freaking shocking
Did you notice the movie listed is not "Jaws". The movie that got the review score of 0 was a different movie. It was the fourth(!) in the Jaws series.
 
Funny, I always seen PHJ as a spoof on pool. Same with Weekend at Bernies.
Bad movies? Yeah Waterworld is there, so is "Blo" w/ N. Cage. I thought Hancook was just a payoff for Will Smith.
<----- no movie critic 🙃
 
And the Deer Hunter was fine if you are at least 60. Howard the Duck gives WaterWorld the 7 and games on the wire. But they have to be 1 and 2.

Worst movie ever can't have any good acting or scenes. PHJ has some of both.

All those movies are better than the last 5 Fast and Furious movies, or Snakes on a Plane (really movie title, really), how about Lincoln Vampire Hunter? Hot Tub Time Machine. Howard the Duck is an Oscar nominee and more realistic compared to some crap people go see. PHJ is half of a good movie, and half of a good movie that got lost in some production and editing flaws. Some scenes were good and could have been expanded on, but were just glossed over very quickly. Guy hiring the pool hustler to do some fraud, could have been done longer and more interesting, like if he actually did it, then had a change of heart and got into a mess with the crooks having to pay them back with a pool hustle dump or something. Could have made his "friendship" with the drug guys a bit more fun and on-going. Just a bunch of things where put in for a scene, then ended and move on to next one.
 
The Hustler is a movie made to win awards. Is it as entertaining as PHJ?

The photography and storytelling of The Hustler is superior to PHJ.

PHJ has more entertainment value.
 
I didn't get more than 5 mins into PHJ. I have no idea where it would rank on any worst-movies list, but it's definitely well below any threshold of being watchable.
 
I do remember stopping by an actual pool room called "Pool Hall Junkies" in Salt Lake City years and years ago that was heavily themed on the movie (like posters of Mars, Walken, etc.). Looks like its gone now.

I don't remember the room being all that bad, but definitely had a weird vibe, much like SLC in general (to me at least).
 
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