No way! Let me wear a hard hat and bring a 2x4 and I may take a flyer. I actually like Big Macs.
Best,
Mike
Funny pic/gif thread...
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No way! Let me wear a hard hat and bring a 2x4 and I may take a flyer. I actually like Big Macs.
Best,
Mike
Two flies
two flies are eating out of the asscrack of a Woman on a nice spring day.. One fly farts the other looks over and says, come on man im trying to eat over here.
A ss flies. Does that taste like Peppermint or Excremint?
Maybe she just had a Big Mac fart.
Maybe she just had a Big Mac fart.
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not funny...but didn't think it was appropriate for the Hank's Water thread.
http://rmirror.net/mob/r/videos/comments/q5hu9/car_accident_nsfl/
http://rmirror.net/mob/r/videos/comments/q5hu9/car_accident_nsfl/
I could watch both of these all day for different reasons...:smile:
EDIT: 1:59PM
Still watching her. I love the expression she makes right when she realizes she has lost her grip on the lotion. Notice the little crinkle her chin makes. That's adorable..
EDIT: 1:59PM
Still watching her. I love the expression she makes right when she realizes she has lost her grip on the lotion. Notice the little crinkle her chin makes. That's adorable..
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Found it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Looked like she did not care to much either.
WARNING:You must be over 18 to view this video, but not necessarily to enjoy it!
http://vimeo.com/31515908
Wow she is onfire-Nice to see some REAL ones for a change too. She could bust me in about a week-pun not intended.
She's lying if she says she didn't know her shirt was open. This is bogus....but they were magnificent
Little Bruce and Jenny
Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they know they are in love.
One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand.
Bruce bravely walks up to him and says, "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."
Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, "Well Bruce, you are only 10. Where will you two live?"
Without even taking a moment to think about it, Bruce replies, "In Jenny's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely."
Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin, "Okay then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. You'll need to support Jenny."
Again, Bruce instantly replies, "Our allowance, Jenny makes five bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month and that should do us just fine."
Mr. Smith is impressed Bruce has put so much thought into this. 'Well Bruce, it seems like you have everything figured out. I just have one more question. What will you do if the two of you should have little children of your own?"
Bruce just shrugs his shoulders and says, "Well, we've been lucky so far."
Mr. Smith no longer thinks the little sh!t is cute.
Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they know they are in love.
One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand.
Bruce bravely walks up to him and says, "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."
Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, "Well Bruce, you are only 10. Where will you two live?"
Without even taking a moment to think about it, Bruce replies, "In Jenny's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely."
Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin, "Okay then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. You'll need to support Jenny."
Again, Bruce instantly replies, "Our allowance, Jenny makes five bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month and that should do us just fine."
Mr. Smith is impressed Bruce has put so much thought into this. 'Well Bruce, it seems like you have everything figured out. I just have one more question. What will you do if the two of you should have little children of your own?"
Bruce just shrugs his shoulders and says, "Well, we've been lucky so far."
Mr. Smith no longer thinks the little sh!t is cute.
