Getting "Jarred" and "The Jar"-setting the record straight

Fatboy

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There is a big difference, very big!!!

Getting "Jarred" by other people slipping something in your drink that effects your ability to play. And this thread isnt about that.


"The Jar" is not a good thing for Fatboy, you see I hardly ever drink. But being in this neck of the woods and having the "Friends" I do. I got my very own Mason Jar(look it up if you dont know what i'm talking about:smile: ) wit hthe 2 piece screw lid and it was full.


I started to empty it amd shared some of it too, there was a open mic on TAR so some of you may have heard me, I hope I was funny, I thought I was. Kirkwood(my friend) a well known drinker/player was smart enough to decline the "Jar" meanwhile he was doing commentary on a game we were watching not what the camera was on, so you kinda get the picture.


My "Friend" who provided me the "Jar" did give me a sound piece of advice"Be careful dont do anything stupid" and he went to bed, I assured him I wouldnt. 7 hours later I had been emptied out in a game about a net loss of $5,000. I heard that I was trapped, doubled steered, cant play, could play and stalled, I lost $15,000. ETC ETC ETC.


For the record and whats important to me-I dont care if I got chopped up, trapped(wouldnt be the first and wont be the last time) thats the game. I just want to be clear that it was $5,000 near as I can tell, It counted out to $5,000 but I had about $1,000 left in my pockets so perhaps my math wasnt so good.

I'm not embarassed hell I had fun, but I NEVER exaggerate numbers, If I blew $15,000 I would admit it, if it was less I would admit to that no shame either way. My honesty with numbers i whats important to me. I never exaggerate anything either way, if it aint exciting enough then MAKE it more exciting dont revise history and glorify things with phony stories. Like the Tooth thing, I could have said I had a million in the bag, I didnt. I was honest about that, and this.


If you ever see me on the "Jar", bet with both hands cause ya got the best of me then!!!!!!


Derby was great!!! Attendence was great and the casino didnt get all the $$$. I was very concerned about the future of it when I heard about the venue change, next year will be the real test but I believe thats there is a 90% chance it will be better than this year!!! and Yes I'm doing another $$$ added event, Get me a Jar and there might be ALOT of $$$ added.


thanks to everyone I met here too, lets stay healthy and do it again!!!
 
Fatboy said:
" For the record and whats important to me-I dont care if I got chopped up, trapped(wouldnt be the first and wont be the last time) thats the game".

Glad to know that you are aware that it will not be the last time.You are insightful.:cool:
 
When I went out to hustle pool I was always very careful of who I played. Yes, I love the game, but I loved my money and the thrill of the hustle even more.

In NY from the 1960' to late 1970' and down here in FL from 1982 to 1990 I hung around with jockey's, trainers, and owners of horses and dogs. I was a supplier of vitamins :eek: for the jockey's at that time. I even owned about 200 Racing Greyhounds myself that raced in 8 states. I was partners in NY with 6 other friends on a pretty well known horse in the 1970's that raced at the 3 major NY tracks. Don't ask the name of the horse, some of my partners are still alive.

I only played the races I had info on, both at the dog and horsetracks. I would be drinking at the track and later at the poolroom or action bar. These were the only times I "went off" playing pros with a spot. Most of the time I lost. I only played pros that I liked and didn't mind giving them a hand-out because the money I won at the track was a hand-out to me. Good thrad FatBoy. It brought back many memories of very good times. Johnnyt
 
Eric, You're a RIOT!!

I was at a buddy's house a few days ago and he had a "jar". I could only get about one sip down and I was done.

But, I don't drink hardly at all. Never have, never will.

My neighbor up the street was amost taken away last Sat night. He was hammered and threatning suicide.

He just got taken away this morning at 10 AM, hammered out of his mind.

Bummer, he's a good guy, just way too many issues/demons to deal with.

Russ...
 
Was there a peach in the Jar? Suspended in very clear liquid? Hooboy...that stuff will do strange things to ya...:D
 
reminds me of some shine

There has always been a little shine around Louisiana. Years ago some friends got a little carried away and were cooking off 3500 gallons a week over in Tangipahoa Parish since the neighboring state is dry. The pigs and goats around the place were drunk on their asses for weeks after the Fed's busted the still.

My main brush was with a jug an old hustler named Sam Moran kept behind his bar. His joint wasn't much of a place but it had a pool table, a few gamblers, a good looking bar maid, and his son and I were both training the ponies at the time. I was pouring down a lot of beer in those days but had quit the hard stuff a few years before. Ol' Sam would pull that gallon jug out from behind the bar and give me a glass or two for free. That was all it took and I would be howling at the moon!

Hu


Fatboy said:
There is a big difference, very big!!!

Getting "Jarred" by other people slipping something in your drink that effects your ability to play. And this thread isnt about that.


"The Jar" is not a good thing for Fatboy, you see I hardly ever drink. But being in this neck of the woods and having the "Friends" I do. I got my very own Mason Jar(look it up if you dont know what i'm talking about:smile: ) wit hthe 2 piece screw lid and it was full.


I started to empty it amd shared some of it too, there was a open mic on TAR so some of you may have heard me, I hope I was funny, I thought I was. Kirkwood(my friend) a well known drinker/player was smart enough to decline the "Jar" meanwhile he was doing commentary on a game we were watching not what the camera was on, so you kinda get the picture.


My "Friend" who provided me the "Jar" did give me a sound piece of advice"Be careful dont do anything stupid" and he went to bed, I assured him I wouldnt. 7 hours later I had been emptied out in a game about a net loss of $5,000. I heard that I was trapped, doubled steered, cant play, could play and stalled, I lost $15,000. ETC ETC ETC.


For the record and whats important to me-I dont care if I got chopped up, trapped(wouldnt be the first and wont be the last time) thats the game. I just want to be clear that it was $5,000 near as I can tell, It counted out to $5,000 but I had about $1,000 left in my pockets so perhaps my math wasnt so good.

I'm not embarassed hell I had fun, but I NEVER exaggerate numbers, If I blew $15,000 I would admit it, if it was less I would admit to that no shame either way. My honesty with numbers i whats important to me. I never exaggerate anything either way, if it aint exciting enough then MAKE it more exciting dont revise history and glorify things with phony stories. Like the Tooth thing, I could have said I had a million in the bag, I didnt. I was honest about that, and this.


If you ever see me on the "Jar", bet with both hands cause ya got the best of me then!!!!!!


Derby was great!!! Attendence was great and the casino didnt get all the $$$. I was very concerned about the future of it when I heard about the venue change, next year will be the real test but I believe thats there is a 90% chance it will be better than this year!!! and Yes I'm doing another $$$ added event, Get me a Jar and there might be ALOT of $$$ added.


thanks to everyone I met here too, lets stay healthy and do it again!!!
 
The 'jar' is usually 190 proof = 95% alcohol.

Alcohol is a depressant drug... meaning that it depresses brain activity. It gradually slows down brain activity until you die from it.

It's our ability to think that keeps us on a rational track, keeping us from doing stupid stuff.

The 'animal' comes out when the brain is depressed to a certain extent and rational thinking goes down the drain.

Nothing wrong with using the stuff IF you can stop before the 'animal' gets you hurt. I'm alcoholic. I don't stop until I can't get my hand to my mouth. :groucho:
 
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JimS said:
The 'jar' is usually 190 proof = 95% alcohol.

Alcohol is a depressant drug... meaning that it depresses brain activity. It gradually slows down brain activity until you die from it.

It's our ability to think that keeps us on a rational track, keeping us from doing stupid stuff.

The animal comes out when the brain is depressed to a certain extent and rational thinking goes out the window.

190 proof=close to poison. Johnnyt
 
Very good thread Fatboy. I understood everything. However I suspect that you're using a ghost writer.
 
Is it possible that Fatboys, grammar, punctiation, spelling, etc is just better with a hang over?
 
Ut Oh! New nickname.... Jarboy. Has a certain ring to it. Yes.. I like it.
 
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