The first picture is me after I had just graduated from Yale Medical School.
From there I worked in a number of third world countries dealing with various and asundry deseases such as gonna...gonner...the clap, as well as many others.
When My parents were tragically killed in an accident involving their Rolls Royce and a Bread truck, I took over the family business. I became the third generation President of the Miracle Condom Company. Our motto at Miracle condums is: "If our condoms work, it's a miracle."
The second is me now. When this picture was taken I had fallen three days before and couldn't get up.