Happy Birthday Smorgie

Happy b-day!

Happy Birthday Doug!! Have a beer on me. This young lady will be delivering a beer to your house sometime today. Please be ready for her since she is quite busy. Oh yea, when you answer the door please put your pants on!! :eek: :eek: :grin:
 

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Happy Birthday!

Smorg a most serious wish for a Happy Birthday. As for that eating healthy thing, you just have to know how to do it.

1. Broken cookies let all the calories leak out, they are fine to eat.(a corollary of this is that cut cake must have the same thing happen!

2. When eating a big ol' steak floating in real butter, always eat that little sprig of greenery on the side, got to balance your diet.

3. Always eat all natural ice cream. Anything all natural has to be good for you.

Another related health tip, always get all the exercise you can. When only going up or down one or two floors, ride the escalator(s) instead of taking the elevator.

Finally, remember people that do all that healthy stuff don't really live longer, it just seems a lot longer when you can't enjoy life!

In celebration of your birthday I am going to go out seeking some german chocolate or really killer carrot cake, already cut of course, I'm watching my waistline 'cause I can't see my toes anymore!

Hu
 
Hey, maybe we are twins separated by birth...and one day? I know, you got all the looks. :p Here's to another year of chuckles from our grand Pooh-bah! Have a very happy day.
 
I'll be MIA after tonight celebrating BDay!

:happy-birthday: Happy Birthday Jack LeLane! Ohh, and Smorgie too!!! I'm gonna be celebrating all day and night too! There's many good reasons today to indulge. I worked out all week, just for today - like a crazed pigmy in heat training for the live Nathaniel's dog eating contest, and avoided all libation, just so I could lose brain today and eat like you in the 80's ;) .

I'll tilt one (or 3) for ya Doug. Hope you enjoy your day and wish you decades more!!!

A good man has many friends, and that be YOU! :grin:

Kumbaya and Cheers and all that good stuff!!!!

Matt
 
Happy Birthday Smorgie!!!!

May you have many more!!!

BVal!!!

!!!!! are in memory of EW.
 
H A P P Y - B E L A T E D - B I R T H D A Y smorg: see we had a problem:

we tried to give you all the candles you required...


look what happened:



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we finally figured out what worked best and also could extinguish fires!


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"Happy Birthday" and many, many more!
smokey
 
I don't think the birthday boy has been sighted since the reports of missing cakes at walmart has happened.
I will have to get special FBI agent tracey to track him down.
hugs
mrs.g
 
Gunn_Slinger said:
I don't think the birthday boy has been sighted since the reports of missing cakes at walmart has happened.
I will have to get special FBI agent tracey to track him down.
hugs
mrs.g
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Any word, Mrs G?
 
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