Help me decide what to do with $5000
- Thread starter WORKING MAN
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i agree with jonnyt anything more is a wasted. lmao
hey
I know I am pretty late getting into this but here goes. I think that dumping $5000 into a cue is fine as long as you can take it out of your pocket and not miss it. Taking it from anywhere else I think would be a mistake.
The issue about some nice big HUGE boobs...well thats totally your decision LOL
Good times or bad, I dont think it matters, we would all be better off living within our means when possible.
Steve
I know I am pretty late getting into this but here goes. I think that dumping $5000 into a cue is fine as long as you can take it out of your pocket and not miss it. Taking it from anywhere else I think would be a mistake.
The issue about some nice big HUGE boobs...well thats totally your decision LOL
Good times or bad, I dont think it matters, we would all be better off living within our means when possible.
Steve
Get the boobs, take your wife with you to the pool room in something low cut and she will distract your opponents, you will recoup your money in no time and you can have the cue too.
It reminds me of all the comic books I saved for my kids - which neither of them cared for at all!
If you really want to give your child something valuable, take the $5,000 and put it in a trust with your child as the beneficiary, invested in an index style mutual fund (like Vanguard 500). Then open an education Ira with $500 and add $500 per year, invested same way.
With that small, affordable investment, in 20 years, the funds should be worth $60,000 or more. You will have given your child a gift of love that no cue stick could ever duplicate, a major head start on their future, their lives, and their careers.
Chris
If you really want to give your child something valuable, take the $5,000 and put it in a trust with your child as the beneficiary, invested in an index style mutual fund (like Vanguard 500). Then open an education Ira with $500 and add $500 per year, invested same way.
With that small, affordable investment, in 20 years, the funds should be worth $60,000 or more. You will have given your child a gift of love that no cue stick could ever duplicate, a major head start on their future, their lives, and their careers.
Chris
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Fatboy said:
I believe that line should be reserved for diamonds !
WORKING MAN said:
i have an idea man. why don't you RAFFEL it off. you won't lose a dime and someone will get a chance to win 5K
I'd take the 5k and pick up one of those 96.69 mpg VESPAS. Velcro your cues (or lunch if your going to work) to the handle bars and your good to go.
Based on projected savings of 9.6k, at current gas prices, over the initial 3 yrs you'll be able to afford:
a cruise (at least as far as MEMPHIS)
deluxe hooters for wifey-pooh (which besides being fun make dyno flotation if the ship springs a leak)
a "peter pump" (so she'll only have eyes for you once the dudes realize she may be the second coming DOLLY P.)
the cue of your dreams
Based on projected savings of 9.6k, at current gas prices, over the initial 3 yrs you'll be able to afford:
a cruise (at least as far as MEMPHIS)
deluxe hooters for wifey-pooh (which besides being fun make dyno flotation if the ship springs a leak)
a "peter pump" (so she'll only have eyes for you once the dudes realize she may be the second coming DOLLY P.)
the cue of your dreams
Moobs
I think you should go with the breast implants but don't squander them on the wife, have them installed right onto yourself.
Just think, your wife could never leave you and let another man enjoy them. You could touch/admire them whenever you wanted. They would be one hell of a conversation piece and you might just get on Jerry Springer.
I think you should go with the breast implants but don't squander them on the wife, have them installed right onto yourself.
Just think, your wife could never leave you and let another man enjoy them. You could touch/admire them whenever you wanted. They would be one hell of a conversation piece and you might just get on Jerry Springer.
masonh said:
"It is important for patients to understand that breast implants are not permanent. The average lifespan for breast implants is seven to ten years."
From the internet, so it must be true. But seriously, I've heard this from many sources, including people who have had the procedure...
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hmmmmm well.Rubyron said:I think you should go with the breast implants but don't squander them on the wife, have them installed right onto yourself.
Just think, your wife could never leave you and let another man enjoy them. You could touch/admire them whenever you wanted. They would be one hell of a conversation piece and you might just get on Jerry Springer.
TATE said:
Wish ever child in the U.S. had parents who would do just that.
ok im not married and im 26 so from my professional "boob expert" (actually been called that a few times by girls). fake boobs are not as cool as real boobs. thats all you need to know its kinda like disney land. great for a little while but if u r there everyday you will eventually go crazy. there not fun to the touch and its just gonna make a million dudes stare and piss you off. say it wont but it will get to you.....as far as a cue goes nitti has some amazing cues left from his last show that i just saw. there around 4000 and pm me and ill give ya his number and my reference and maybe he will cut ya some price break. but just remember fake boobs are only fun to look at.
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