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Tramp Steamer

Tramp Steamer

One Pocket enthusiast.
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It's good to see you all again. I got fired from the circus. Seems they take a dim view of one of their employees taking elephant crap home in a lunch pail and selling it on the street as an alternative fuel source. Jeez, I was just trying to make a few extra bucks to spend on One Pocket.
If it's okay with you guys I'll hang around and kibbitz for a while. :smile:
 
Tramp Steamer said:
It's good to see you all again. I got fired from the circus. Seems they take a dim view of one of their employees taking elephant crap home in a lunch pail and selling it on the street as an alternative fuel source. Jeez, I was just trying to make a few extra bucks to spend on One Pocket.
If it's okay with you guys I'll hang around and kibbitz for a while. :smile:
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Hey there Trampie! Nice to have you back. There was a recent thread asking what happened to some well-known AZB'ers, and you were brought up.

I have a chiminea in my back yard with neighbors I'd love to annoy with poop smoke. I'll take some of that elephant crap! :D

-Sean
 
I, on the other hand, do not plan to take any crap from you. :grin-square:

How nice to see you post again, Tramp!

Welcome back into the asylum. :thumbup:

Best,
Brian kc
 
Very timely... what with the "where are they?" thread going on.

Welcome back!
 
should have known, first post back and already talkin crap. welcome back

Mike
 
Tramp Steamer said:
It's good to see you all again. I got fired from the circus. Seems they take a dim view of one of their employees taking elephant crap home in a lunch pail and selling it on the street as an alternative fuel source. Jeez, I was just trying to make a few extra bucks to spend on One Pocket.
If it's okay with you guys I'll hang around and kibbitz for a while. :smile:
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...as the audience willed Tramp back to center stage with a riotous ovation. Welcome back from the M.I.A. list, Mr. Steamer!

Chris
 
Welcome back.

How do you get fired from a Circus? Removing fecal matter should be a gift.

Any thoughts on CTE?:smile:
 
People get fired from the Circus every day...I'd bet.

Hell, I even heard it is a legitimate business...believe it or not!
 

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Looks like you got a new boat. Reminds of an old saying " How much sh!t
could a sh!t shipper ship if a sh!t shipper shipped sh!t?
 
Hale hale the gangs all here! I have to be careful what I wish for:grin:.

I grow world class tomatoes and have fertilized with many different types of.......well lets just say waste:wink:. I would love to try some from a Pachyderm, if that is possible. If you can't thats cool..... I was looking for a $hit list when I found this one.

I like the new avatar and welcome back.
 
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Which brings me directly to:

One smart fellow, he felt smart, two smart fellows they felt smart, three smart fellows and they all felt smart...

And yeah, Tramp, Whad'd ya take that ship over to Maaco for their Presidential? :smile:

Best,
Brian kc
 
Great your back. Please be WARNED do not I repeat do not mention any sort of aiming system. Or you will wish you were back at the circus. :grin:
 
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Great your back. Please be WARNED do not I repeat do not mention any sort of aiming system. Or you will wish you were back at the circus. :grin:
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I have not been following any aiming threads. Could you possible sum them up for me?? lolzzzzz :grin:
 
12310bch said:
Looks like you got a new boat. Reminds of an old saying " How much sh!t
could a sh!t shipper ship if a sh!t shipper shipped sh!t?
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Good to see you 12310. Yep, and she's a beauty to. She'll do four and a half knots into a head wind and not miss a beat. Sadly, my previous boat foundered on me as I was rounding the Cape, on my way to Tibet where I was to meet up with the Dolly Lamma (this is a different one) to meditate on the more esoteric aspects of playing One Pocket.
Well, there I was, in the middle of the ocean when all of a sudden a giant...what? Okay, I'll be right there. It's lunch time here at the home and I want to hurry-up and get in line. On Tuesdays we have Carp patties smothered in a light Hollandaise sauce. Later. :)
 
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Aiming system? What's an aiming system? :wink:
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Funny you should ask .....

There are some here promoting elaborate aiming systems that require physics degrees, the purchase of protractors, plumb bobs, and scientific calculators, not to mention twisting and shifting your arms and legs as you stroke .... CRAZY STUFF--- CRAZY I TELL YOU!!!!

When we all know that all that's needed is the edge of your shaft. :rolleyes: :grin: :wave2:
 
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