How a Gold Crown IV Saved My Life

How is it she got off scott free? How does that even happen? You hear about elderly people doing it all the time and I saw the same thing happen to a nearby post office. But who really jams the gas that hard while 'reversing'? I had a focus and I didn't even hit the gas when I reverse half the time, just engaging the shift is enough to get it backing up at a fine speed.

I'm glad to hear you and your employees were not hurt. That being said, I'm a police officer and see this type of thing all the time (sadly). There are several reasons the driver was not cited.

First, it happened on private property. Save for about two violations on private property (a privately owned parking lot), generally we are not allowed to enforce state traffic codes.

Second, the accident was not a result of illegal activity that started on the public road/highway. If it started out as a car chase and ended in your back room, the driver would have been arrested.

Third, if the driver was deemed to have been impaired by the use of alcohol or drugs, he/she would have been arrested.

I hope this clears up some of the confusion. I'm sure the local law enforcement brothers did all they could given the situation.
 
ah thanks for clearing that up. I guess it boils down to getting into an accident/honest mistake, and the person already is having a pretty bad day even without criminal charges.

Even so, I'd say she needs to have the license taken away, her judgment isn't working anymore. It's a danger to other people to let her continue driving.
 
wow Eric

You werent shitting or were ya :eek: Sorry I had to say it
You want to sell that table cheap ? Actualy you should keep it
 
Drater,

This could have turned out worst, so I'm glad you came out alive. About two years ago, a guy I knew from high school was killed at work (public electric ulity service worker), by a woman driver in a ford focus who ran him down and crashed into a wall. She let her insurance lapse, unemployed, and had no assets for the grieving family to recover. She didn't even bother apologizing. The police refrained from giving her a ticket after she claimed that she was trying to avoid a bicyclist.

Again, I'm glad to hear you are alright, do everything in your ability to set things right.
 
The stupid smilies count as pictures. And I used a :(. That makes 10.

RE: flushing. Here's what happened. No, I didn't remember to flush. Also, the lid was still up. While I'm on the phone with 911 I realized this and ran back into the bathroom to flush. Funny shit. Literally.

Funny shit. Literally

That about sums it up.

Bet you didn't even wash your hands. And complaining a traumatized woman didn't say sorry, you ought to be ashamed, you dirty wanker! And who told you to put that store there anyway?:eek:;):grin-square:
 
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WOW! You're truly blessed not to have been killed or injured. Hope everything came out OK, litterally and figuratively.
:p
 
Life...the best entertainment out there!!!

Just another thing that makes bein' "above ground" more interesting! Glad your ok man! :thumbup:
 
Glen 'RealKingCobra' could fix that table - no problem. :)


Glad this story has a good ending.
 
Wow that is the best sharking move i have ever heard of.

glad to hear everybody is safe.
 
Glen 'RealKingCobra' could fix that table - no problem. :)


Glad this story has a good ending.

Very true and if he schedules for next week it will be complete just in time for July 4th weekend. :p :p


Glad no one was hurt. For sure it needs to be a Pool Room holiday from now on. A themed tourney and drink specials.
You know .. instead of Absolut Train Wrecks youserve Absolut Car Wreck. Drinks like Transport Accident, Car Wreck, Home Wrecker, Ship Wreck, Toilet Duck,Hug the toilet ETC you get the idea.

Tournament should be a broomhandle event.
 
Nice of you to make people aware

I'm glad to hear you and your employees were not hurt. That being said, I'm a police officer and see this type of thing all the time (sadly). There are several reasons the driver was not cited.

First, it happened on private property. Save for about two violations on private property (a privately owned parking lot), generally we are not allowed to enforce state traffic codes.

Second, the accident was not a result of illegal activity that started on the public road/highway. If it started out as a car chase and ended in your back room, the driver would have been arrested.

Third, if the driver was deemed to have been impaired by the use of alcohol or drugs, he/she would have been arrested.

I hope this clears up some of the confusion. I'm sure the local law enforcement brothers did all they could given the situation.


As a former officer(years ago ) myself, you are right about how often this happens. Coincidentally in my city a few weeks ago an elderly gentleman did the same thing in front of where I shop, a Safeway. However it was a little more tragic. The local girl scout cookie drive was going on and many were at chairs and tables right in front of the store where the handicap parking his. As it turned out not a good choice of places to camp(pun)
He plawed into all of them sending several to hospital with broken bones and injuries. Thanks goodness noone was killed as in this case also very lucky. The tournament could have been going on and lots of people standing around there.
Thanks goodness in my room the bathroom is 100 ft. from the front. LOL>
 
I gotta tell ya, that one was in poor taste. :(

eric

You're kidding, right?

If not, this whole thread is filled with people making jokes (even you), if you're singling mine out, well then...there's something wrong with you, not me. :)
 
You're kidding, right?

If not, this whole thread is filled with people making jokes (even you), if you're singling mine out, well then...there's something wrong with you, not me. :)

In my mind, there's a difference between laughing at what happened after the fact and actually looking for a way to cause it.

The only comical thing about this entire situation is that I was on the can.

Anyways, whatever. Back to work...

eric
 
I don't really see any need to arrest or cite a 78 year old woman for having poor reflexes. However, I really hope one's license gets revoked when something like this happens.

It's sad, as I know that driving is part of independence for most people and it is very painful to lose that as one gets older. But how is she going to feel if she mows over a kid next time? A better question is, how would the victim's family feel?

If one does not lose her license when something like this happens and later kills someone with her car, I would hope that the victim's family would have a good case to sue the DMV or the state.

As inconvenient as it would be, I really wouldn't mind if we were all required to take a thorough driving test every year or two, regardless of age. I would think it wouldn't be too hard to devise a test that could identify those whose driving skills are this poor.

Anyway, thank God no one was hurt in this incident. Kudos to you, Eric, for having a good sense of humor about all this and thanks for sharing your story with us.
 
Wow I have been to your place on occasion. I believe the last time I was with Shannon Fitch or Cylis Carter (can't remember). Sorry to hear about that though. Now, if that table is totaled frame wise, and is setup with tighter pockets I would be willing to buy that portion of whats left to tighten up my Gold Crown 4 :thumbup:

Glad to see you survived though. Good luck getting things back to norm...
 
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