Smorgass Bored said:
Joey "With A Tie",
It's been posted here about 3 times in the past 3 months and some members now know it better than I do.... imo
I have about 14 appointments & procedures set up at the VA in the next four weeks. I'm thinking about changing my name to "Up-The-Wazoo".
"Up the Wazoo" (doesn't exactly roll off the tongue) but as is befitting someone of your size and prominence, you should be allowed as many nicknames as you like, "Smorg'", "Tampa Tubby", "Bob" "UTW" , whatever.
I prefer to call you simply, "Sir".
Colorful nicknames have always been a part of pool lore.
The big guns of my day were, The Knoxville Bear, Squirrel, Cornbread, Weenie Beenie, Daddy Warbucks, Fast Eddie, and a bunch of "Red's" and "Whitey's", usually preceeded by their city or state of origin.
Others were derived from physical attributes (pool rooms are much like schoolyards in that regard) Little Hand, One-armed bandit, Alley Oop, One Eyed, (lots of those) and a bunch of "Stuttering"....insert name.
Also prominent were military handles, "Sailor", "Flyboy", "Captain" etc.
In my teens and early 20's, I was known as the "Durango Kid" in Alburqurque, Denver, SLC and thereabouts. (I hailed from Durango,Colo.)
It was not until I moved to San Jose, that I acquired the name that has stuck with me, even though I haven't lived there for over 40 years.
In the 60's, at least in California, your town of origin seemed to be the prefered nick-name for pool players.
Early on guys were always hung with their home town handles.
We had, LA Richie, (Florence) Tracy Joe, (Salazar) Fremont Cole, (Dixon)
Santa Clara John, (Hoffman) Bakersfield Bob, (Hernandez)to name a few.
The original "Frisco Jack" was Jack Perkin's until Jack Cooney's national prominence gave the name to him.
The deep south, and Texas seemed to come up with some great handles for their premier players. "Squirrel, Rifleman, The Creeper, Houn' Dog,...too many to name them all.
My personal favorite nick-name, was a good little scuff from Shreveport who, despite his efforts to become a top player, always seemed to get the bad roll. He was also very accident prone, and the "tushhogs" always kept him in either a cast, band-aids, or sporting a shiner. Don't remember his real name, everybody called him.... "Shipwreck".
San Jose Dick
PS. "Canadian Bob" was a Calgary transplant who hung around Cochran's for a few years before hitting the road. He soon garnered the nick-name,
"California Bob".
After busting him one time in Houston, as I was handing him his walking stick, I said jokingly. "I'd give you more Bob, but it pisses me off that you got the whole state for your handle, and left me with one lousy Bay Area town for mine". He said, "you can have it, I'm going back to Canada".