I hate glitter.

Have you ever tried to clean your table with a LINT ROLLER?????/

Works fantastic.....:thumbup:

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Maybe if that had a Irish linen wrap on the handle I would try it:D
All joking aside I don't see glitter when I am looking for it, I will see it when I am stroking and when I get up its gone. Sometimes I wonder if Johnny Archer is "one of us":wink:
 
LOL, I was gonna say stop playing at the strip club, but everybody beat me to it :D

Anytime a guy has glitter on his face, da wimmins think it's from da nudey bar.....got my wife a card a month or so back, it had a little glitter picture.....came home, hid the flowers and the card, relaxed back on the couch until she came home from a night out with the girls....immediately, she looks at me and gets this crappy look her your face....I ask her what was wrong....."So how many stippers had their TT's in your face?" :D

She felt bad when she saw the glitter on the card....priceless....now I know just what to do if I wanna get her blood up.....just a few pieces of perfectly placed glitter :thumbup:
Or if you go to the titty bar just make sure you pick up a glitter card on the way home.

BVal
 
lol remember when it seemed like all the teenage girls had it on their face for a while? Or maybe I'm behind the times and that still happens. But it seemed like for a while it was a popular makeup accesory and now it's not.

I think for pure distraction value and for making a ball roll off, sequins would be ideal. They need to make sequin-covered pool gloves.
 
Glitter, or "stripper dust" as I call it is the herpes of craft supplies. I hate that stuff. If you ever go out to the strip club (for the atmosphere of course) and you get stripper dust on your clothes you need to go to Super WalMart and buy a card for your lady with stripper dust on it to cover your tracks :thumbup:

Credit where credit is due... gunzby offered the "card" alibi first back in post #14. ;)
 
WARNING OLD THREAD!

It may be an old thread but I still hate the stuff, I just went through another daughters prom night, OMG billions of glitter.

I am sure I will be fighting the reflecting Beotchs for weeks on my table. How it finds its way under my table cover is beyond me.:confused:
 
Sadly all that glitters is not gold. However give me a Doc Frye cue with the "Glitter" butt and I'm a fan.
 

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If anyone wants my opinion, I would say Olympic Garden in
Vegas has the best glitter I ever seen.
Just saying......
 
Glitter is the yuletide decoration too. My car and clothing still has the gold glitter from transporting my front-yard Santa's reindeer. Looks great against the black carpet.

Now let's talk about the embedded pine needles from the Christmas tree, yellow lab dog hair from visiting in-laws, or those burrs in your knit socks accumulated while looking for wayward golf balls ...
 
This makes me want to by a greeting card,scrape off some,throw it in the back seat of my neighbors car,and watch the fireworks.
 
Glitter is quite possibly the equal of these little MF'ers. My dad was finding these things in the carpet with his fleshy delicate toes for 20 years.

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Lesh
 
There I said it...][/I]Yes a slightly wet finger will usually do the trick for removing a piece but it will be back .....with friends.:banghead:

Yeah, well a slightly wet finger is good for a lot of things...just sayin'...
 
Glitter is not permitted in my house. My wife knows it. My kids know it. They actually all police their friends. It's a beautiful thing, actually.

I'm too old to go to strip clubs (and hate how fake they are), so there's no issue there. It took me YEARS to get glitter out of my cloth, and it didn't truly happen until I changed the table out. No glitter.

None.
 
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